Thetownend.com

25% => News => Topic started by: News Monkey on Thursday, September 1, 2011, 16:00:12



Title: Adver News: Clarke wanted out before Saints game - Di Canio
Post by: News Monkey on Thursday, September 1, 2011, 16:00:12
Clarke wanted out before Saints game - Di Canio
           


  PAOLO Di Canio has revealed that Leon Clarke had expressed a desire to leave Swindon Town two days before Tuesday's Carling Cup defeat to Southampton.

           

http://www.thisisswindontownfc.co.uk/news/headlines/9228571.Clarke_wanted_out_before_Saints_game___Di_Canio/?ref=rss
           


Title: Re: Adver News: Clarke wanted out before Saints game - Di Canio
Post by: Arriba on Thursday, September 1, 2011, 16:12:18
Smokescreen?


Title: Re: Adver News: Clarke wanted out before Saints game - Di Canio
Post by: woolster on Thursday, September 1, 2011, 16:13:18
Smokescreen?
:nod:


Title: Re: Adver News: Clarke wanted out before Saints game - Di Canio
Post by: Coca Fola on Thursday, September 1, 2011, 16:13:47
If anything, it suggests that Clarke did it so that he could leave the club.


Title: Re: Adver News: Clarke wanted out before Saints game - Di Canio
Post by: Iffy's Onion Bhaji on Thursday, September 1, 2011, 16:14:49
What it does confirm is that Clarke is an utter cock. Glad we won't be seeing him pull on the Town shirt anytime soon....hopefully never again.


Title: Re: Adver News: Clarke wanted out before Saints game - Di Canio
Post by: RJack on Thursday, September 1, 2011, 16:20:51
Smokescreen?

Partly but QPR fans reckon that's just the sort of thing Leon Clarke would do as they thought he was lazy & work shy


Title: Re: Adver News: Clarke wanted out before Saints game - Di Canio
Post by: Bogus Dave on Thursday, September 1, 2011, 16:25:06
As I said in the other thread, if this is true then why the fuck start him


Title: Re: Adver News: Clarke wanted out before Saints game - Di Canio
Post by: North West on Thursday, September 1, 2011, 16:25:29
Lazy fat blob

The man is Pathetic


Title: Re: Adver News: Clarke wanted out before Saints game - Di Canio
Post by: Dr Pierre Chang on Thursday, September 1, 2011, 16:26:22
Bogus Dave - Di Canio didn't know Clarke wanted out untill after the match. Have to wonder why PDC wasn't told the minute he wanted to leave.


Title: Re: Adver News: Clarke wanted out before Saints game - Di Canio
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Thursday, September 1, 2011, 16:30:37
What it does confirm is that Clarke is an utter cock. Glad we won't be seeing him pull on the Town shirt anytime soon....hopefully never again.

But we'll probably still keep paying his wages.....no manager in his right mind, would go near him if these stories are true.


Title: Re: Adver News: Clarke wanted out before Saints game - Di Canio
Post by: Bogus Dave on Thursday, September 1, 2011, 16:45:03
Bogus Dave - Di Canio didn't know Clarke wanted out untill after the match. Have to wonder why PDC wasn't told the minute he wanted to leave.

Yep, have seen. fair enough


Title: Re: Adver News: Clarke wanted out before Saints game - Di Canio
Post by: THE FLASH on Thursday, September 1, 2011, 17:44:17
But we'll probably still keep paying his wages.....no manager in his right mind, would go near him if these stories are true.

PDC 'is' crazy Reg!!


Title: Re: Adver News: Clarke wanted out before Saints game - Di Canio
Post by: Only Me on Thursday, September 1, 2011, 17:54:01
PDC 'is' crazy Reg!!

Yes, he could be the first manager to actually make a player rot without playing (and good on him)


Title: Re: Adver News: Clarke wanted out before Saints game - Di Canio
Post by: OOH! SHAUN TAYLOR on Thursday, September 1, 2011, 18:02:15
But what the fuck is going on for a player to want to leave so soon? It doesn't matter what you think of the player, it's pretty weird.


Title: Re: Adver News: Clarke wanted out before Saints game - Di Canio
Post by: Posh Red on Thursday, September 1, 2011, 18:07:24
But what the fuck is going on for a player to want to leave so soon? It doesn't matter what you think of the player, it's pretty weird.

I have a feeling that Clarke was playing the Billy big bollocks game.

He thought he could turn up at a Div 4 team, stroll around, take it easy & score a shed load of goals.
The reality was that the management team expected him to work as hard as everyone else, and he didn't like it.


Title: Re: Adver News: Clarke wanted out before Saints game - Di Canio
Post by: DiV on Thursday, September 1, 2011, 18:15:08
Smokescreen?

Indeed - I dont believe a word of it. Think its Di Canio trying to save face.

Plus, lets be honest - it isnt going to help. We want to offload a player who the manager has just publicly said has a piss poor attitude and is a twat.

They'll be clubs queuing up for him now wont there!


Title: Re: Adver News: Clarke wanted out before Saints game - Di Canio
Post by: LucienSanchez on Thursday, September 1, 2011, 18:17:04
Whits, please make me a mod so i can spend my days deleting VD's posts... he's had too much to say this week!


Title: Re: Adver News: Clarke wanted out before Saints game - Di Canio
Post by: thedarkprince on Thursday, September 1, 2011, 18:19:01
For once, and it will only be once, I agree with DV. 

Sounds far too convenient to me.


Title: Re: Adver News: Clarke wanted out before Saints game - Di Canio
Post by: thedarkprince on Thursday, September 1, 2011, 18:19:40
Has Clarke had his say on this yet? Is he on twitter??


Title: Re: Adver News: Clarke wanted out before Saints game - Di Canio
Post by: leefer on Thursday, September 1, 2011, 18:20:06
Fact is he didn't like the training and thats why he wanted to leave,as for playing him so what...Modric is bustin a gut to leave and he is playing,fact is he is paid to play so he is picked.

Di Canio dosn't need to lie.


Title: Re: Adver News: Clarke wanted out before Saints game - Di Canio
Post by: reeves4england on Thursday, September 1, 2011, 18:22:29
Has Clarke had his say on this yet? Is he on twitter??
Probably a bit much effort. You have to type the words in and everything.


Title: Re: Adver News: Clarke wanted out before Saints game - Di Canio
Post by: Samdy Gray on Thursday, September 1, 2011, 18:24:19
I appreciate that as Swindon fans we've had our fair share of bullshit from managers/board members, but why are people jumping to the conclusion that it MUST be a smokescreen and that it MUST be all di Canio's fault?

If he did admit that it was all his fault you'd be berating him even more. The guy just can't do right.

Give it a rest FFS.


Title: Re: Adver News: Clarke wanted out before Saints game - Di Canio
Post by: Doore on Thursday, September 1, 2011, 18:25:38
I appreciate that as Swindon fans we've had our fair share of bullshit from managers/board members, but why are people jumping to the conclusion that it MUST be a smokescreen and that it MUST be all di Canio's fault?

If he did admit that it was all his fault you'd be berating him even more. The guy just can't do right.

Give it a rest FFS.

Agreed - I think this is a story where all the facts have not been revealed, so its hard to form an objective opinion.  Lets see what comes out over the next few days - and possibly all calm down a bit.


Title: Re: Adver News: Clarke wanted out before Saints game - Di Canio
Post by: Only Me on Thursday, September 1, 2011, 18:40:41
Agreed - I think this is a story where all the facts have not been revealed, so its hard to form an objective opinion.  Lets see what comes out over the next few days - and possibly all calm down a bit.

Is believing PDC's comments that unbelieveable?


Title: Re: Adver News: Clarke wanted out before Saints game - Di Canio
Post by: Doore on Thursday, September 1, 2011, 18:42:05
Is believing PDC's comments that unbelieveable?

Not that unbelievable, but possibly not the whole story.  I'm just advocating a bit of reserved patience. 


Title: Re: Adver News: Clarke wanted out before Saints game - Di Canio
Post by: Only Me on Thursday, September 1, 2011, 19:08:30
Not that unbelievable, but possibly not the whole story.  I'm just advocating a bit of reserved patience. 

Fair enough


Title: Re: Adver News: Clarke wanted out before Saints game - Di Canio
Post by: deltaincline on Thursday, September 1, 2011, 19:58:15
Regardless who really said or did what, there was only ever going to be one winner in that spat.

I think Di Canio will learn from it. Ditto Donatelli. Not sure about Clarke.


Title: Re: Adver News: Clarke wanted out before Saints game - Di Canio
Post by: PocketScience on Thursday, September 1, 2011, 20:07:37
Clarke doesn't seem the sort of person to stay quiet if what Paolo says isn't true, and the papers will be jizzing their pants over anything negative they can get on Di Canio so it will be all over the press in the next few days if that is the case.

I am behind Di Canio anyway and glad to see the back of Clarke if thats his attitude.


Title: Re: Adver News: Clarke wanted out before Saints game - Di Canio
Post by: Batch on Thursday, September 1, 2011, 20:09:09
Clarke doesn't seem the sort of person to stay quiet if what Paolo says isn't true,

He's in a difficult position, he has to stay restrained or no bugger will touch him. Mind you anyone half interested will be putting the calls in to QPR to get an opinion on his attitude.


Title: Re: Adver News: Clarke wanted out before Saints game - Di Canio
Post by: Benzel on Thursday, September 1, 2011, 20:10:10
Can't imagine theirs are much better if the text to PDC was really from one of the coaches.


Title: Re: Adver News: Clarke wanted out before Saints game - Di Canio
Post by: DiV on Thursday, September 1, 2011, 20:11:10
So, if he didnt tell anyone at the club he wanted to leave 2 days before the Saints game - how do the club know its even true?


Title: Re: Adver News: Clarke wanted out before Saints game - Di Canio
Post by: Don Rogers Shop on Thursday, September 1, 2011, 20:13:59
We get it.You don't believe him


Title: Re: Adver News: Clarke wanted out before Saints game - Di Canio
Post by: DiV on Thursday, September 1, 2011, 20:17:36
How do the club know what he said to his agent and when?

Please tell me.

I think arriba posted it somewhere - I think there is more to this. I dont fully believe the clubs version of events and if Clarke had his say I doubt I'd fully believe his version of events either.

Of course - if Clarke had actually told the club he wanted to leave there story would make much more sense.


Title: Re: Adver News: Clarke wanted out before Saints game - Di Canio
Post by: Costanza on Thursday, September 1, 2011, 20:18:30
We get it.You don't believe him

DV was buying into Di Canio pre-season. He let Town back into his heart and the disappointment of August has left him spitting with further fury.

 ;)


Title: Re: Adver News: Clarke wanted out before Saints game - Di Canio
Post by: Only Me on Thursday, September 1, 2011, 20:20:28
How do the club know what he said to his agent and when?

Please tell me.

I think arriba posted it somewhere - I think there is more to this. I dont fully believe the clubs version of events and if Clarke had his say I doubt I'd fully believe his version of events either.

Of course - if Clarke had actually told the club he wanted to leave there story would make much more sense.


Maybe the agent told the club.

Not sure why I am posting this, as you don't seem to believe anyone.


Title: Re: Adver News: Clarke wanted out before Saints game - Di Canio
Post by: horlock07 on Thursday, September 1, 2011, 20:21:43
Maybe the agent told the club.

Not sure why I am posting this, as you don't seem to believe anyone.

We need to get Hetty Wainthrop on this....


Title: Re: Adver News: Clarke wanted out before Saints game - Di Canio
Post by: flammableBen on Thursday, September 1, 2011, 20:22:10
How do the club know what he said to his agent and when?

Please tell me.

I think arriba posted it somewhere - I think there is more to this. I dont fully believe the clubs version of events and if Clarke had his say I doubt I'd fully believe his version of events either.

Of course - if Clarke had actually told the club he wanted to leave there story would make much more sense.


If clarke had told the club (through his agent or directly) that he wasn't happy, and it was in relation to the training, then that makes the actions of the fitness coach unforgivable. Even if Clarke is a huge wannabe big bollocks twat face, which I don't doubt he might be, club management going down to that level to tell him "Ha, what you complained about we're going to make you do more of tomorrow" in front of colleagues, customers and media, is just as unprofessional, comma.


Title: Re: Adver News: Clarke wanted out before Saints game - Di Canio
Post by: Don Rogers Shop on Thursday, September 1, 2011, 20:22:31
How do the club know what he said to his agent and when?

Please tell me.

I think arriba posted it somewhere - I think there is more to this. I dont fully believe the clubs version of events and if Clarke had his say I doubt I'd fully believe his version of events either.

Of course - if Clarke had actually told the club he wanted to leave there story would make much more sense.

Tellyou what,find out and let us know mate.


Title: Re: Adver News: Clarke wanted out before Saints game - Di Canio
Post by: Coca Fola on Thursday, September 1, 2011, 20:37:45
DV chill out. As Ben says, have a manatee time. (What does that mean?)  :)


Title: Re: Adver News: Clarke wanted out before Saints game - Di Canio
Post by: flammableBen on Thursday, September 1, 2011, 20:43:18
DV chill out. As Ben says, have a manatee time. (What does that mean?)  :)

Fuck that. Post like a mad man DV. I tend to think you're a good judge on the football stuff. Even if I often disagree with the reasons behind the conclusions, you have an annoyingly high "being right" rate (although it's not as high as you think).

Did you know that if DV actually keeps his own indexed list of posts he's made, so that if it turns out he said something stupid, it's easy to go back and delete the post?


Title: Re: Adver News: Clarke wanted out before Saints game - Di Canio
Post by: chalkies_shorts on Thursday, September 1, 2011, 20:45:53
So Ben now you're posting on here again are you embracing fascism


Title: Re: Adver News: Clarke wanted out before Saints game - Di Canio
Post by: tans on Thursday, September 1, 2011, 20:46:28
Haha


Title: Re: Adver News: Clarke wanted out before Saints game - Di Canio
Post by: DiV on Thursday, September 1, 2011, 20:51:19
Fuck that. Post like a mad man DV. I tend to think you're a good judge on the football stuff. Even if I often disagree with the reasons behind the conclusions, you have an annoyingly high "being right" rate (although it's not as high as you think).

Did you know that if DV actually keeps his own indexed list of posts he's made, so that if it turns out he said something stupid, it's easy to go back and delete the post?

Posted deleted 3
Posted quoted from the dead to prove I was right 21,375

:)


Title: Re: Adver News: Clarke wanted out before Saints game - Di Canio
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Thursday, September 1, 2011, 20:51:52
We need to get Hetty Wainthrop on this....

There's only one detective for this job...

[url width=334 height=151]http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y154/Reg__Smeeton/sherlockmanatee.jpg[/url]


Title: Re: Adver News: Clarke wanted out before Saints game - Di Canio
Post by: horlock07 on Thursday, September 1, 2011, 20:53:27
There's only one detective for this job...

[url width=334 height=151]http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y154/Reg__Smeeton/sherlockmanatee.jpg[/url]

Is that the bloke from Pie in the Sky?


Title: Re: Adver News: Clarke wanted out before Saints game - Di Canio
Post by: flammableBen on Thursday, September 1, 2011, 20:56:40
So Ben now you're posting on here again are you embracing fascism

Nope. I still think Di Canio's public views are abhorrent and his appointment will forever be a stain on the club's history. I realised that deleting my account on an internet forum was a pretty pointless thing as soon as I did it, but you can understand that feelings were running high that morning/afternoon/whenever it was.

I thought I'd actually done a pretty good job of staying out of the fascism debate before he was appointed, but I haven't looked back to check, I probably slipped a few times.

When he did get the job I was pretty angry so made the decision to quit before I got drunk and went on a banning, renaming all the forums, general anger spree.

Couldn't resist listening to the Oxford game, thought fuck it this is silly and made a few posts before going to the pub at half time.

If I'm honest it's fucking horrible and twisty inside at the moment. I hate Di Canio's public views, but I could never want Swindon to lose. The Oxford game hurt. The Bristol City game didn't make up for it, anybody who tells you otherwise isn't a Swindon fan.


Title: Re: Adver News: Clarke wanted out before Saints game - Di Canio
Post by: flammableBen on Thursday, September 1, 2011, 20:57:44
Is that the bloke from Pie in the Sky?

Show some fucking respect to Sherlock Manatee, the thinking man's mascot.


Title: Re: Adver News: Clarke wanted out before Saints game - Di Canio
Post by: chalkies_shorts on Thursday, September 1, 2011, 21:00:31
Nope. I still think Di Canio's public views are abhorrent and his appointment will forever be a stain on the club's history. I realised that deleting my account on an internet forum was a pretty pointless thing as soon as I did it, but you can understand that feelings were running high that morning/afternoon/whenever it was.

I thought I'd actually done a pretty good job of staying out of the fascism debate before he was appointed, but I haven't looked back to check, I probably slipped a few times.

When he did get the job I was pretty angry so made the decision to quit before I got drunk and went on a banning, renaming all the forums, general anger spree.

Couldn't resist listening to the Oxford game, thought fuck it this is silly and made a few posts before going to the pub at half time.

If I'm honest it's fucking horrible and twisty inside at the moment. I hate Di Canio's public views, but I could never want Swindon to lose. The Oxford game hurt. The Bristol City game didn't make up for it, anybody who tells you otherwise isn't a Swindon fan.
Fair play to you. Good last paragraph.


Title: Re: Adver News: Clarke wanted out before Saints game - Di Canio
Post by: Luci on Thursday, September 1, 2011, 21:02:53
Each to their own.  Glad to have you back Benji


Title: Re: Adver News: Clarke wanted out before Saints game - Di Canio
Post by: horlock07 on Thursday, September 1, 2011, 21:05:33
Show some fucking respect to Sherlock Manatee, the thinking man's mascot.

Fuck off you quitter/returner!  :D

Good to have you back old chap!


Title: Re: Adver News: Clarke wanted out before Saints game - Di Canio
Post by: flammableBen on Thursday, September 1, 2011, 21:14:40
well muchas gracias.


Title: Re: Adver News: Clarke wanted out before Saints game - Di Canio
Post by: flammableBen on Thursday, September 1, 2011, 21:19:02
Whilst this thread is still about me: I've checked a bit; but have Yeo, sonic, spacey or paulD posted at all since I've gone? I saw lumps implode in my absence. I liked him. :(



Title: Re: Adver News: Clarke wanted out before Saints game - Di Canio
Post by: Benzel on Thursday, September 1, 2011, 21:21:49
Yeah Yeo is about.


Title: Re: Adver News: Clarke wanted out before Saints game - Di Canio
Post by: flammableBen on Thursday, September 1, 2011, 21:27:31
Yeah Yeo is about.

Sweet.

Also can somebody make me CEO so I can stop having to change to my 300 other alt accounts (really, half the silent forum members are actually me, not from recently to spy, but from years ago for a laugh) to see if anybody is talking about me?


Title: Re: Adver News: Clarke wanted out before Saints game - Di Canio
Post by: Nick Bamosomi on Thursday, September 1, 2011, 21:27:38
And Sonic


Title: Re: Adver News: Clarke wanted out before Saints game - Di Canio
Post by: flammableBen on Thursday, September 1, 2011, 21:28:56
I'll always have lots and lots of love for Mr. Youth, I don't think he likes me any more though.


Title: Re: Adver News: Clarke wanted out before Saints game - Di Canio
Post by: Batch on Thursday, September 1, 2011, 21:32:44
Whilst this thread is still about me: I've checked a bit; but have Yeo, sonic, spacey or paulD posted at all since I've gone? I saw lumps implode in my absence. I liked him. :(

Paul D and Mex gone never to be seen again (unless one of them is Muffin Man).


Title: Re: Adver News: Clarke wanted out before Saints game - Di Canio
Post by: flammableBen on Thursday, September 1, 2011, 21:38:24
Paul D and Mex gone never to be seen again (unless one of them is Muffin Man).

I'm pretty sure they're both gone. I respect them for doing what I apparently couldn't.

I feel especially bad about paulD and disassociating himself from the club generally. I completely agree with him, 100%. But it's sad. Nobody could ever question his commitment to the club, with all the incredible work he put in for the trust. The amount of work he put in when things were really, really, shit should never ever be forgotten. Some things are far more important than football though, and if you don't agree then you're probably an emotionally stunted twat face.

If anybody out there is thinking of writing a modern history of the STFC, then paulD deserves more than a mention.


Title: Re: Adver News: Clarke wanted out before Saints game - Di Canio
Post by: melksham_exile on Thursday, September 1, 2011, 21:40:27
Sweet.

Also can somebody make me CEO so I can stop having to change to my 300 other alt accounts (really, half the silent forum members are actually me, not from recently to spy, but from years ago for a laugh) to see if anybody is talking about me?


You self obsessed cunt!.............welcome home


Title: Re: Adver News: Clarke wanted out before Saints game - Di Canio
Post by: flammableBen on Thursday, September 1, 2011, 21:41:40

http://thetownend.com/index.php/topic,29986.0.html



Title: Re: Adver News: Clarke wanted out before Saints game - Di Canio
Post by: mrverve on Thursday, September 1, 2011, 21:45:01
Welcome back Ben, you need to make me one of your sandwiches!!


Title: Re: Adver News: Clarke wanted out before Saints game - Di Canio
Post by: Batch on Thursday, September 1, 2011, 21:46:07
I'm pretty sure they're both gone. I respect them for doing what I apparently couldn't.

I feel especially bad about paulD and disassociating himself from the club generally. I completely agree with him, 100%. But it's sad. Nobody could ever question his commitment to the club, with all the incredible work he put in for the trust. The amount of work he put in when things were really, really, shit should never ever be forgotten. Some things are far more important than football though, and if you don't agree then you're probably an emotionally stunted twat face.

If anybody out there is thinking of writing a modern history of the STFC, then paulD deserves more than a mention.

Quite. Thankfully (almost) all managers are transitory. Hopefully he'll return when PDC goes, I hope.


Title: Re: Adver News: Clarke wanted out before Saints game - Di Canio
Post by: melksham_exile on Thursday, September 1, 2011, 21:46:40
Quoting hell.........still a cunt! In the most friendly of ways you understand........


Title: Re: Adver News: Clarke wanted out before Saints game - Di Canio
Post by: flammableBen on Thursday, September 1, 2011, 21:49:13
Oh man, 'cunt' got changed back from 'babe'. I'd been going through a quiet leftist feminist stage when I changed that. I still don't like the word.


Title: Re: Adver News: Clarke wanted out before Saints game - Di Canio
Post by: reeves4england on Thursday, September 1, 2011, 21:50:21
Oh man, 'cunt' got changed back from 'babe'. I'd been going through a quiet leftist feminist stage when I changed that. I still don't like the word.
It became 'Knight' for a while, in honour of everybody's favourite waste of space, Leon. But then was changed back.


Title: Re: Adver News: Clarke wanted out before Saints game - Di Canio
Post by: melksham_exile on Thursday, September 1, 2011, 21:50:27
sorry babe........that better?


Title: Re: Adver News: Clarke wanted out before Saints game - Di Canio
Post by: melksham_exile on Thursday, September 1, 2011, 21:51:01
or........you absolute Clarke?


Title: Re: Adver News: Clarke wanted out before Saints game - Di Canio
Post by: flammableBen on Thursday, September 1, 2011, 21:51:17
to be honest, babe isn't really that much better. I really should have changed it to knob.


Title: Re: Adver News: Clarke wanted out before Saints game - Di Canio
Post by: sonicyouth on Thursday, September 1, 2011, 21:51:49
I'll always have lots and lots of love for Mr. Youth, I don't think he likes me any more though.
I still love you bro.

If the video from SSN is anything to go by then Clarke is truly an utter wanker and will struggle to get fixed up with another club if this is how he goes about engineering his departure. Dopey bastard.


Title: Re: Adver News: Clarke wanted out before Saints game - Di Canio
Post by: melksham_exile on Thursday, September 1, 2011, 21:54:36
You stroppy Leon........could work for me


Title: Re: Adver News: Clarke wanted out before Saints game - Di Canio
Post by: flammableBen on Thursday, September 1, 2011, 21:55:58
I still love you bro.

If the video from SSN is anything to go by then Clarke is truly an utter wanker and will struggle to get fixed up with another club if this is how he goes about engineering his departure. Dopey bastard.

oi , this thread is about me. Take your football elsewhere.


Title: Re: Adver News: Clarke wanted out before Saints game - Di Canio
Post by: melksham_exile on Thursday, September 1, 2011, 21:57:12
oi , this thread is about me. Take your football elsewhere.

You massive Clarke!


Title: Re: Adver News: Clarke wanted out before Saints game - Di Canio
Post by: flammableBen on Thursday, September 1, 2011, 21:57:28
If you don't then Sith Manatee will zap you

[url width=115 height=115]http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d35/flammableben/jedimanatee.gif[/url]


Title: Re: Adver News: Clarke wanted out before Saints game - Di Canio
Post by: melksham_exile on Thursday, September 1, 2011, 21:58:15
I'm off down the park then....jeez


Title: Re: Adver News: Clarke wanted out before Saints game - Di Canio
Post by: Bogus Dave on Thursday, September 1, 2011, 21:59:16
can you make a sherlock manatee-shirt please?


Title: Re: Adver News: Clarke wanted out before Saints game - Di Canio
Post by: leefer on Thursday, September 1, 2011, 21:59:29
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPvRVK9YbZM

Always reminds me of Ben :D

Feel for Pauld because he loves the town as much as anyone.



Title: Re: Adver News: Clarke wanted out before Saints game - Di Canio
Post by: flammableBen on Thursday, September 1, 2011, 22:02:25
I'm off down the park then....jeez

With cider I hope

can you make a sherlock manatee-shirt please?

Fuck yeah, If you'll buy one. I'm running low on investment funds though, it might be an old sweaty white t-shirt with a manatee felt tip effort.


Title: Re: Adver News: Clarke wanted out before Saints game - Di Canio
Post by: flammableBen on Thursday, September 1, 2011, 22:03:44
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPvRVK9YbZM

Always reminds me of Ben :D

Feel for Pauld because he loves the town as much as anyone.



Ahh, old internets. I fucking hate badgers though. They used to chase me through old town. Haven't seen one for a while. I hope they're not all dead, even if I do hate them.


Title: Re: Adver News: Clarke wanted out before Saints game - Di Canio
Post by: melksham_exile on Thursday, September 1, 2011, 22:05:19
With cider I hope

Nope ronsons lighter fuel and a sense of self loathing! Great times...ish


Title: Re: Adver News: Clarke wanted out before Saints game - Di Canio
Post by: flammableBen on Thursday, September 1, 2011, 22:06:40


John 11:35


Title: Re: Adver News: Clarke wanted out before Saints game - Di Canio
Post by: kaufman on Thursday, September 1, 2011, 22:07:03
I'd love someone to make a video of this footage regarding the whole clarke fiasco
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDKoXTEU8Vo&feature=related


Title: Re: Adver News: Clarke wanted out before Saints game - Di Canio
Post by: melksham_exile on Thursday, September 1, 2011, 22:07:52
Where's the park?


Title: Re: Adver News: Clarke wanted out before Saints game - Di Canio
Post by: flammableBen on Thursday, September 1, 2011, 22:08:02
I'd love someone to make a video of this footage regarding the whole clarke fiasco
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDKoXTEU8Vo&feature=related

Well do it then, it can't be that hard.


Title: Re: Adver News: Clarke wanted out before Saints game - Di Canio
Post by: flammableBen on Thursday, September 1, 2011, 22:08:52
Where's the park?

what park?


Title: Re: Adver News: Clarke wanted out before Saints game - Di Canio
Post by: melksham_exile on Thursday, September 1, 2011, 22:13:32
With cider I hope

Fuck yeah, If you'll buy one. I'm running low on investment funds though, it might be an old sweaty white t-shirt with a manatee felt tip effort.

This ficticious ronsons lighter fuel filled park! I may have had a lager or too........I'll take a step back now.


Title: Re: Adver News: Clarke wanted out before Saints game - Di Canio
Post by: flammableBen on Thursday, September 1, 2011, 22:15:17
This ficticious ronsons lighter fuel filled park! I may have had a lager or too........I'll take a step back now.

No no no no, taking a step back after too many lagers isn't the TEF way. Has this place gone so wrong in the last few months?


Title: Re: Adver News: Clarke wanted out before Saints game - Di Canio
Post by: melksham_exile on Thursday, September 1, 2011, 22:17:54
Big fan of your work, I've found some dodgy spirits..........I'm set


Title: Re: Adver News: Clarke wanted out before Saints game - Di Canio
Post by: flammableBen on Thursday, September 1, 2011, 22:23:54
I don't actually have much else to say... let me have another glass of wine.


Title: Re: Adver News: Clarke wanted out before Saints game - Di Canio
Post by: joteddyred on Thursday, September 1, 2011, 22:24:48
No no no no, taking a step back after too many lagers isn't the TEF way. Has this place gone so wrong in the last few months?
Welcome back Ben.  You were certainly never forgotten and regularly mentioned in threads most notably the alchohol related ones  :D :D


Title: Re: Adver News: Clarke wanted out before Saints game - Di Canio
Post by: melksham_exile on Thursday, September 1, 2011, 22:26:30
I've got some honey rum from holiday and some sambucca (or however you spell it) and I'm listening to pass the dutchie....bliss


Title: Re: Adver News: Clarke wanted out before Saints game - Di Canio
Post by: flammableBen on Thursday, September 1, 2011, 22:28:21
I'm drinking lots of wine on a nearly empty stomach and nearly just did a farty follow through.


Title: Re: Adver News: Clarke wanted out before Saints game - Di Canio
Post by: melksham_exile on Thursday, September 1, 2011, 22:31:03
such commitment to the boozy haze of a thursday night is to be commended (don't check that spelling) apart from the potential trouser misfunction..........stay calm!


Title: Re: Adver News: Clarke wanted out before Saints game - Di Canio
Post by: flammableBen on Thursday, September 1, 2011, 22:34:00
It's all good.. I made a detour. Although if ol' Lloyd Grossman had been going through my keyhole at that point he'd have had a face full of liquidy bum sick.


Title: Re: Adver News: Clarke wanted out before Saints game - Di Canio
Post by: melksham_exile on Thursday, September 1, 2011, 22:36:46
The vic reeves incarnation of grossman i hope 'you're just a fakey cake maker!' Potentially could've made great tv......not around dinner time tho


Title: Re: Adver News: Clarke wanted out before Saints game - Di Canio
Post by: Benzel on Thursday, September 1, 2011, 22:45:03
It's all good.. I made a detour. Although if ol' Lloyd Grossman had been going through my keyhole at that point he'd have had a face full of liquidy bum sick.
It's good to have you back.


Title: Re: Adver News: Clarke wanted out before Saints game - Di Canio
Post by: flammableBen on Thursday, September 1, 2011, 22:45:20
The best TV offends and intrigues in equal measures.

Discuss.


Title: Re: Adver News: Clarke wanted out before Saints game - Di Canio
Post by: melksham_exile on Thursday, September 1, 2011, 22:47:11
like conjoined twins telling filthy jokes?


Title: Re: Adver News: Clarke wanted out before Saints game - Di Canio
Post by: flammableBen on Thursday, September 1, 2011, 22:51:15
or just plain eating their own shit


Title: Re: Adver News: Clarke wanted out before Saints game - Di Canio
Post by: Arriba on Thursday, September 1, 2011, 22:52:44
you found work yet ben?


Title: Re: Adver News: Clarke wanted out before Saints game - Di Canio
Post by: melksham_exile on Thursday, September 1, 2011, 22:54:08
but what if it wasn't their own shit....but that of playful midgets.....the scamps!


Title: Re: Adver News: Clarke wanted out before Saints game - Di Canio
Post by: melksham_exile on Thursday, September 1, 2011, 22:59:03
right, honestly is that enough of my random pissed talk; should I jus fuck off...............cue constructive feedback


Title: Re: Adver News: Clarke wanted out before Saints game - Di Canio
Post by: flammableBen on Thursday, September 1, 2011, 23:09:57
you found work yet ben?

I've had a bit of a reprieve over the summer, my sister's been paying me a bit over the equivalent of jobseekers to look after my wonderful little nephew. Their tax credits (or whatever they are) got cut, so they were actually pretty lucky that I was available.

That fun ends next week, my sister is spawning another one and is starting on maternity leave.

I'm not looking forward to signing on again, last time I was spending more time jumping through their hoops to stay on it than I was looking for realistic work. I'm lucky that I'm not a complete idiot, but they pull some horrible shit to try and catch people out. For example, they'll give you a job to apply to (fair enough), but even if you ask they won't tell you the application deadline. If you miss that, then they cut your benefits and have to appeal etc.


Title: Re: Adver News: Clarke wanted out before Saints game - Di Canio
Post by: flammableBen on Thursday, September 1, 2011, 23:10:46
right, honestly is that enough of my random pissed talk; should I jus fuck off...............cue constructive feedback

constructive feedback? What the fuck!!?!? Plough on my drunken friend, plough on.


Title: Re: Adver News: Clarke wanted out before Saints game - Di Canio
Post by: melksham_exile on Thursday, September 1, 2011, 23:19:09
well I too am currently unemployed, It seemed fantastic to start with, however I am now drinking anything I can get my grubby little mits on (no toilet duck....this isn't a home) and need a fresh impetus, like petty thieft or summut


Title: Re: Adver News: Clarke wanted out before Saints game - Di Canio
Post by: flammableBen on Thursday, September 1, 2011, 23:21:20
I know how you feel. I think I'm going to start with little vandalisms and work my way up.


Title: Re: Adver News: Clarke wanted out before Saints game - Di Canio
Post by: melksham_exile on Thursday, September 1, 2011, 23:23:21
You cheeky man! I was thinking about stalking the post office and luring in the vulnerable with promises of free worthers originals.........then maybe partaking in minor defacing of traffic signs..


Title: Re: Adver News: Clarke wanted out before Saints game - Di Canio
Post by: melksham_exile on Thursday, September 1, 2011, 23:32:41
So I just found myself laughing at my own shoes...ahem bed time i think. Can't wait for various police programmes and realising I've got no milk for a cup of tea tomorrow morning................cheeeeers!


Title: Re: Adver News: Clarke wanted out before Saints game - Di Canio
Post by: flammableBen on Thursday, September 1, 2011, 23:33:34
night dude. sorry you weren't getting quick replies, I was knocking up stencils for anti-fascist logos.


Title: Re: Adver News: Clarke wanted out before Saints game - Di Canio
Post by: melksham_exile on Thursday, September 1, 2011, 23:39:05
was that anti FAST-IST? Fucking hell it really is time to go.........night insomniac cyber lords!


Title: Re: Adver News: Clarke wanted out before Saints game - Di Canio
Post by: flammableBen on Thursday, September 1, 2011, 23:44:50
I wasn't really knocking up anti-fascist stencils just in case there's a big run of anti fascist street stuff in the near future. Not me. I'm too lazy and don't have the talent.


Title: Re: Adver News: Clarke wanted out before Saints game - Di Canio
Post by: Coca Fola on Thursday, September 1, 2011, 23:47:59
It's all good.. I made a detour. Although if ol' Lloyd Grossman had been going through my keyhole at that point he'd have had a face full of liquidy bum sick.
:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


Title: Re: Adver News: Clarke wanted out before Saints game - Di Canio
Post by: flammableBen on Friday, September 2, 2011, 00:02:23
Nice to know I lowered myself to his  level. With that I'm off to sleep land.


Title: Re: Adver News: Clarke wanted out before Saints game - Di Canio
Post by: Ardiles on Friday, September 2, 2011, 05:08:06
Whilst this thread is still about me: I've checked a bit; but have Yeo, sonic, spacey or paulD posted at all since I've gone? I saw lumps implode in my absence. I liked him. :(

I think Mex was spotted at the Oxford game.  Evidently couldn't stay away...so not sure how that squares with deleting a forum account.  As for PaulD, just think it's very sad.  Always had a lot of time for his views and his love for the club was obvious.  But I thought then - and still think now - that he's allowed someone whose views he strongly disapproves of to rob him of one of the things that he loves.

Good to see you back, Ben.  Hope Paul follows one day.


Title: Re: Adver News: Clarke wanted out before Saints game - Di Canio
Post by: melksham_exile on Friday, September 2, 2011, 12:07:14
I feel tremendous today, the sun's not helping me


Title: Re: Adver News: Clarke wanted out before Saints game - Di Canio
Post by: Dazzza on Friday, September 2, 2011, 21:01:23
Welcome back Ben, good to see you back.



Title: Re: Adver News: Clarke wanted out before Saints game - Di Canio
Post by: random_five on Friday, September 2, 2011, 21:03:58
Fuck off Ben


Title: Re: Adver News: Clarke wanted out before Saints game - Di Canio
Post by: flammableBen on Friday, September 2, 2011, 22:20:09
Fuck off Ben

Is that avatar your wife?