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Title: Fathers Day Post by: wiggy on Sunday, June 19, 2011, 06:15:39 Up early beacause of a football tournament.
It looks like all 3 children and my wife have taken me literally when I told them not to bother with fathers' day because it is an event made up by card companies. Bastards. :cry: Title: Re: Fathers Day Post by: magicroundabout on Sunday, June 19, 2011, 06:19:55 i'm up early with my daughter whilst mummy sleeps in. hmmmmm surely i should be the one having a nice lye in
Title: Re: Fathers Day Post by: wokinghamred on Sunday, June 19, 2011, 06:23:27 i'm up early with my daughter whilst mummy sleeps in. hmmmmm surely i should be the one having a nice lye in Same here. Got to get both daughters to the riding stables while Mummy snores !Title: Re: Fathers Day Post by: Batch on Sunday, June 19, 2011, 06:58:27 I'm up early because of a football tournament (Fairford). Yesterday was Woodley Saints (which was excellent). So no lie in.
I got breakfast in bed, some chocolate and an Air Tattoo ticket. Thanks card companies. Title: Re: Fathers Day Post by: herthab on Sunday, June 19, 2011, 07:45:56 I got nothing, no card not even a text (So far).
I have no son. Title: Re: Fathers Day Post by: RobertT on Sunday, June 19, 2011, 07:57:55 I got a homemade card and a sausag and egg sarnie, I told them not to bother. Wiggy, looks like you have bad kids, send them back.
Title: Re: Fathers Day Post by: Ardiles on Sunday, June 19, 2011, 08:00:36 I got a card and a cashmere red & white scarf. (Am I going to have to start smartening up for football?) Good lads. Aged 3 and 1½...they'll go far.
Title: Re: Fathers Day Post by: herthab on Sunday, June 19, 2011, 08:02:19 I got a card and a cashmere red & white scarf. (Am I going to have to start smartening up for football?) Good lads. Aged 3 and 1½...they'll go far. Wait till they're 21 and have to do it for themselves. (Not that I'm bitter or anything) Title: Re: Fathers Day Post by: Barry Scott on Sunday, June 19, 2011, 08:05:16 Up early beacause of a football tournament. It looks like all 3 children and my wife have taken me literally when I told them not to bother with fathers' day because it is an event made up by card companies. Bastards. :cry: Sorry, are you saying you told them not to bother and they didn't? What are you, female? I thought it was only women who did that and then got shirty when people did as they asked? Maybe they're waiting until, acts like a mental woman day. :) Title: Re: Fathers Day Post by: wiggy on Sunday, June 19, 2011, 08:06:13 Just got an e-mail from the National Lottery saying I had 4 numbers last night and won £80. This cheered me up!
Title: Re: Fathers Day Post by: Samdy Gray on Sunday, June 19, 2011, 08:15:48 I got a card, a cup of tea brought to me in bed and pancakes for breakfast. Not bad for a 16 month old.
Title: Re: Fathers Day Post by: chalkies_shorts on Sunday, June 19, 2011, 08:47:14 I got a scarecrow for my veggie patch - saves me standing there. The arguments now are around the name of the scarecrow. Stuart seems to be winning - as my 9 year old pointed out Vegetable Stu.
For the rest of the day I'm finishing off putting up a greenhouse - all the glazing to do. Proper gardener now. Title: Re: Fathers Day Post by: oxford_fan on Sunday, June 19, 2011, 09:04:45 I got my dad a card and a box of 5 classic practical jokes, and there's a Sat. Nav. in the post but not here yet.
I'm 25 and the kids that I teach ask me if I have a wife or kids, fuck that! Title: Re: Fathers Day Post by: Bewster on Sunday, June 19, 2011, 09:09:08 I got woken up with a cup of coffee and a blow job which was nice. Worrying thing is I'm at my parents and the wife is at home with the kids.
Title: Re: Fathers Day Post by: Dozno9 on Sunday, June 19, 2011, 09:29:31 My lad offered to make breakfast in bed to which his mum said, "Daddy hasn't got time for that". I am now just about to clean up the garden.
Title: Re: Fathers Day Post by: Arriba on Sunday, June 19, 2011, 09:30:48 I got woken up with a cup of coffee and a blow job which was nice. Worrying thing is I'm at my parents and the wife is at home with the kids. hahaha Title: Re: Fathers Day Post by: Sippo on Sunday, June 19, 2011, 10:03:26 I'm 'supposed' to be a dad today...
Title: Re: Fathers Day Post by: leefer on Sunday, June 19, 2011, 10:11:47 I got woken up with a cup of coffee and a blow job which was nice. Worrying thing is I'm at my parents and the wife is at home with the kids. :D :D Title: Re: Fathers Day Post by: jutty274 on Sunday, June 19, 2011, 10:34:18 I got a new razor & the new James Patterson novel. Kids had me up at 7.30 and i had to make my own tea.
Title: Re: Fathers Day Post by: wiggy on Sunday, June 19, 2011, 11:05:36 Devizes Under 9's won the Westbury youth football tournament - now I am even happier!
Title: Re: Fathers Day Post by: Costanza on Sunday, June 19, 2011, 11:19:20 Devizes Under 9's won the Westbury youth football tournament - now I am even happier! Where do they play that these days? Used to be the junior school. Title: Re: Fathers Day Post by: adje on Sunday, June 19, 2011, 11:22:46 I got the usual-"every day is Father's Day to us,dad!"Nice sentiment-and very cheap for them,of course.
Title: Re: Fathers Day Post by: wiggy on Sunday, June 19, 2011, 11:50:47 Where do they play that these days? Used to be the junior school. Yep, Matravers School Title: Re: Fathers Day Post by: Fred Elliot on Sunday, June 19, 2011, 11:55:31 Let me introduce you all to Norman
[url width=383 height=640]http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n70/FredElliot_2006/264026_10150210494652377_536677376_7405765_796102_n.jpg[/url] Best Fathers Day present yet ! Title: Re: Fathers Day Post by: SuggWillSugg MBE on Sunday, June 19, 2011, 12:06:27 I got my dad 2 books for his holiday and just before wrapping them, realised he already owns them both!
So i'm abou to run to Tescos to swap them! Oh, and I seem to be the only 19 year old nowadays without a child of my own. :D Title: Re: Fathers Day Post by: joteddyred on Sunday, June 19, 2011, 12:21:12 Wait till they're 21 and have to do it for themselves. (Not that I'm bitter or anything) 9am is quite early for a 21 year old to be up on a Sunday? (just trying to make you feel better) Title: Re: Fathers Day Post by: herthab on Sunday, June 19, 2011, 12:27:55 9am is quite early for a 21 year old to be up on a Sunday? (just trying to make you feel better) You were right. I got a text at 12.30. He said he posted the card, so I should get it eventually. Title: Re: Fathers Day Post by: No Longer Posh Red on Sunday, June 19, 2011, 12:55:41 Just got an e-mail from the National Lottery saying I had 4 numbers last night and won £80. This cheered me up! Spend it on yourself, tell the kids to Fuck Off :D Title: Re: Fathers Day Post by: nochee on Sunday, June 19, 2011, 16:03:20 I got 3 cards from 3 different countries. I don't have any kids ???
Title: Re: Fathers Day Post by: Bewster on Sunday, June 19, 2011, 16:18:23 I got some new cycling shorts, a selection of minature whiskies and some stones the twins decorated at playgroup.
Smashing Title: Re: Fathers Day Post by: leefer on Sunday, June 19, 2011, 16:20:43 Bottle of Whiskey,bottle of Sherry,bottle of Red Sicilian wine,at least it isn't golf tees and fucking Simpsons socks.
Cheers everyone :D Title: Re: Fathers Day Post by: Luci on Sunday, June 19, 2011, 16:32:32 I got mine a bottle of whiskey and some jelly beans!
Title: Re: Fathers Day Post by: Arriba on Sunday, June 19, 2011, 16:37:10 i gave a bottle of whiskey and received a golf shirt.
Title: Re: Fathers Day Post by: Grayson on Sunday, June 19, 2011, 16:54:31 Got my dad True Grit on Blu Ray and a box of Maltesers. He seemed pleased :)
Title: Re: Fathers Day Post by: Bennett on Sunday, June 19, 2011, 16:56:54 i got my dad some stinking bishop cheese. my cheese hating mum does not appreciate the contents of their fridge smelling the same
Title: Re: Fathers Day Post by: Ralphy on Sunday, June 19, 2011, 17:10:34 I got my dad a B & Q gift card !
Title: Re: Fathers Day Post by: Benzel on Sunday, June 19, 2011, 17:47:15 I got my old man a card and went down and saw him for a while before work.
I feel like a bit of a cunt, even though he always says a card and a visit is all he wants. Title: Re: Fathers Day Post by: yeo on Sunday, June 19, 2011, 18:37:43 My Dads dead,I only really knew him for 14 years of my life.We had family problems(that were out of his control) and I didnt hear from him till he got Cancer,then I was to proud to say hi and it was all over before I made my mind up to see him.Sad really,he was a decent bloke but just a product of his times.I miss him and regret not spending time with him.
On the plus side I never had to buy a card. Title: Re: Fathers Day Post by: herthab on Sunday, June 19, 2011, 18:41:31 My Dads dead,I only really knew him for 14 years of my life.We had family problems(that were out of his control) and I didnt hear from him till he got Cancer,then I was to proud to say hi and it was all over before I made my mind up to see him.Sad really,he was a decent bloke but just a product of his times.I miss him and regret not spending time with him. On the plus side I never had to buy a card. Me too. Every cloud, eh? Title: Re: Fathers Day Post by: steptoe41 on Sunday, June 19, 2011, 18:50:31 Had the old git round for a BBQ today (along with the rest of the family) and he drank all my good red wine. Got him the fire in babylon Dvd, whilst I got a new golf towel from the kids.
Will probably have to use it tomorrow, as am playing golf with the old duffer. Title: Re: Fathers Day Post by: bullethead on Monday, June 20, 2011, 09:13:58 For me it was a bacon and egg muffin, decent coffee and the Paolo Di Canio autobiography - nice!
Title: Re: Fathers Day Post by: LucienSanchez on Monday, June 20, 2011, 09:22:19 I gave mine a few cans of Speckled Hen and a slab of Bournville, wrapped in a Tesco carrier and without a card (sold out). Think he was happy, mum was far from impressed.
Title: Re: Fathers Day Post by: BANGKOK RED on Monday, June 20, 2011, 09:23:29 I gave mine a few cans of Speckled Hen and a slab of Bournville, wrapped in a Tesco carrier and without a card (sold out). Think he was happy, mum was far from impressed. I'd have been chuffed to bits with that. Title: Re: Fathers Day Post by: Peter Venkman on Monday, June 20, 2011, 11:52:30 I had nothing at all from my 2 sons, and 1 of my step daughters but the other step daughter and her boyfriends bought me a swindon shirt :)
Took the wife away for fathers day as we have both lost our dads in the last 6 months, just to get away from it all. Title: Re: Fathers Day Post by: herthab on Monday, June 20, 2011, 11:55:10 I finally got my card this morning. I shall wear my 'World's Greatest Dad' badge down the pub tonight.
Title: Re: Fathers Day Post by: Peter Venkman on Monday, June 20, 2011, 12:07:16 I finally got my card this morning. I shall wear my 'World's Greatest Dad' badge down the pub tonight. Only if you believe he truly means it :D Title: Re: Fathers Day Post by: DMR on Monday, June 20, 2011, 12:08:17 My father gets my unerring love and affection so by my logic he doesn't need fuck all else
Title: Re: Fathers Day Post by: herthab on Monday, June 20, 2011, 12:27:34 Only if you believe he truly means it :D I'll leave it on the card then..... |