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Up early beacause of a football tournament.

It looks like all 3 children and my wife have taken me literally when I told them not to bother with fathers' day because it is an event made up by card companies.

Bastards. :cry:

i'm up early with my daughter whilst mummy sleeps in. hmmmmm surely i should be the one having a nice lye in

Same here. Got to get both daughters to the riding stables while Mummy snores !

I'm up early because of a football tournament (Fairford). Yesterday was Woodley Saints (which was excellent). So no lie in.

I got breakfast in bed, some chocolate and an Air Tattoo ticket. Thanks card companies.

I got nothing, no card not even a text (So far).

I have no son.

I got a homemade card and a sausag and egg sarnie, I told them not to bother.  Wiggy, looks like you have bad kids, send them back.

I got a card and a cashmere red & white scarf.  (Am I going to have to start smartening up for football?)  Good lads.  Aged 3 and 1½...they'll go far.

Wait till they're 21 and have to do it for themselves. (Not that I'm bitter or anything)

Sorry, are you saying you told them not to bother and they didn't? What are you, female? I thought it was only women who did that and then got shirty when people did as they asked? Maybe they're waiting until, acts like a mental woman day. :)

Just got an e-mail from the National Lottery saying I had 4 numbers last night and won £80. This cheered me up!

I got a card, a cup of tea brought to me in bed and pancakes for breakfast. Not bad for a 16 month old.

I got a scarecrow for my veggie patch - saves me standing there. The arguments now are around the name of the scarecrow. Stuart seems to be winning - as my 9 year old pointed out Vegetable Stu.
For the rest of the day I'm finishing off putting up a greenhouse - all the glazing to do.
Proper gardener now.

I got my dad a card and a box of 5 classic practical jokes, and there's a Sat. Nav. in the post but not here yet.

I'm 25 and the kids that I teach ask me if I have a wife or kids, fuck that!

I got woken up with a cup of coffee and a blow job which was nice. Worrying thing is I'm at my parents and the wife is at home with the kids.

My lad offered to make breakfast in bed to which his mum said, "Daddy hasn't got time for that". I am now just about to clean up the garden.

hahaha

I'm 'supposed' to be a dad today...

 :D :D

I got a new razor & the new James Patterson novel. Kids had me up at 7.30 and i had to make my own tea.

Devizes Under 9's won the Westbury youth football tournament - now I am even happier!

Where do they play that these days? Used to be the junior school.

I got the usual-"every day is Father's Day to us,dad!"Nice sentiment-and very cheap for them,of course.

Yep, Matravers School

Let me introduce you all to Norman

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Best Fathers Day present yet !

I got my dad 2 books for his holiday and just before wrapping them, realised he already owns them both!

So i'm abou to run to Tescos to swap them!

Oh, and I seem to be the only 19 year old nowadays without a child of my own. :D

9am is quite early for a 21 year old to be up on a Sunday? (just trying to make you feel better)

You were right. I got a text at 12.30. He said he posted the card, so I should get it eventually.

Spend it on yourself, tell the kids to Fuck Off :D

I got 3 cards from 3 different countries. I don't have any kids  ???

I got some new cycling shorts, a selection of minature whiskies and some stones the twins decorated at playgroup.

Smashing

Bottle of Whiskey,bottle of Sherry,bottle of Red Sicilian wine,at least it isn't golf tees and fucking Simpsons socks.

Cheers everyone :D

I got mine a bottle of whiskey and some jelly beans!

i gave a bottle of whiskey and received a golf shirt.

Got my dad True Grit on Blu Ray and a box of Maltesers. He seemed pleased  :)

i got my dad some stinking bishop cheese. my cheese hating mum does not appreciate the contents of their fridge smelling the same

I got my dad a B & Q gift card !

I got my old man a card and went down and saw him for a while before work.

I feel like a bit of a cunt, even though he always says a card and a visit is all he wants.

My Dads dead,I only really knew him for 14 years of my life.We had family problems(that were out of his control) and I didnt hear from him till he got Cancer,then I was to proud to say hi and it was all over before I made my mind up to see him.Sad really,he was a decent bloke but just a product of his times.I miss him and regret not spending time with him.

On the plus side I never had to buy a card.

Me too. Every cloud, eh?

Had the old git round for a BBQ today (along with the rest of the family) and he drank all my good red wine. Got him the fire in babylon Dvd, whilst I got a new golf towel from the kids.

Will probably have to use it tomorrow, as am playing golf with the old duffer.

For me it was a bacon and egg muffin, decent coffee and the Paolo Di Canio autobiography - nice!

I gave mine a few cans of Speckled Hen and a slab of Bournville, wrapped in a Tesco carrier and without a card (sold out). Think he was happy, mum was far from impressed.

I'd have been chuffed to bits with that.

I had nothing at all from my 2 sons, and 1 of my step daughters but the other step daughter and her boyfriends bought me a swindon shirt :)

Took the wife away for fathers day as we have both lost our dads in the last 6 months, just to get away from it all.

I finally got my card this morning. I shall wear my 'World's Greatest Dad' badge down the pub tonight.

Only if you believe he truly means it :D

My father gets my unerring love and affection so by my logic he doesn't need fuck all else

I'll leave it on the card then.....