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  MATT Ritchie bemoaned a lack of atmosphere at the County Ground at times this season, but accepted it is the responsibility of the players to give the
  fans something to shout about.

           

http://www.thisisswindontownfc.co.uk/news/headlines/8985384.Turn_it_up/?ref=rss
           

Turn it in.

Turn one out.

Turn on, Tune in, Drop out

Turn over

How about they fucking just turn up?

 I don't suppose Ritchie realises this side holds the record for longest run of games without a home win and is threatening the record for least goals scored at the CG in a league campaign. Further as things stand it is the only STFC side not to have scored at least 3 goals in any single game at the CG....could have something to do with lack of atmosphere.

Ah but Reg we have not had luck on our side and the pitch is rubbish all of a sudden.

Since you put it like that...I can see it's not the player's fault.

last one to leave turn the lights off more like.
the players should be grateful anyone is bothering to turn up to games.fucked if i will be to watch that shower of shit

I must have missed something here. Do the opposition play on a separate pitch or something? Shame it's come from Ritchie as he is one of the less guilty ones.

Oh please, enough already. If this team was a horse it would have been fucking shot long ago.

Still time to shoot the cunts

Hmm. The atmosphere might be louder at the last few games. It's unlikely to be positivie.

Can't rely on them shooting themselves. They'd faff about passing the gun round between them for several minutes before one of them finally grabbed it and shot miles over his own head

Agree although to be fair Ritchie is one of the few that actually gives a crap.

Yep. Noticed him after the Franchise scum scored, trying to gee everyone up roaring at the players while the rest of them just trudged back for the restart. So while the overall thing is bollocks, he personally can just about get away with it - would have been hilarious if this had been Prutton saying the fans haven't been putting the effort in.

blah blah blah same old shit.

fuck off

Sorry tans. FFS!

:D

I had a dream last night that we beat County 3-0 but I reiterate it was only a dream! :D

Fucking hell that would be close top a wet dream surely.

:D

I remember the days when I used to dream of Swindon beating Man Utd and Liverpool now the highlight of my dream is us playing a team in the same division as us and in free fall and us only beating them 3-0 how times have changed!

What makes this very funny is humour has to have an element of truth about it.  I laughed out loud as I read this.

I'd steer clear of the "News Rhino Dressing Room Split over Time Travel Bum Sex" thread then :)