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Ok so i went to the Rumour Mill this morning and picked up a fresh batch!

Sunderland - Stewart Downing
West Ham - Michael Owen
Chelsea - Gary Cahill
Blackpool - Alex Smithies

But are there any Swindon rumours around?

Swindon to bring in the following players:

Paul Parry & Paul Hayes (PNE)
Febian Brandy (Free)
Fabio Borini (Chelsea - loan)
Gabor Gyepes (Cardiff - loan)

Swindon INTERESTED in the following:

Matt Tubbs (Crawley Town)
Seb Brown (AFC Wimbledon)
Craig Reid (Newport County)
Nathan Jarvis (Cardiff City)
Jake Howells (Luton Town)

Source: Dave Warren, no idea on timeframe.   http://www.football-rumours.co.uk/swindon-rumours.php

Timlin, O'Brien and Pericard leaving.

Also...


Charlie Austin of Swindon is wanted by Reading, Norwich, Hull, QPR and Celtic.

Yea, started a new thread to discuss the Swindon Rumours

Who the fuck is Dave Warren and why do you think this is interesting?

They must be praying Frampton scores so they can roll out the 'Comes alive' headline.

Whooooosh

It probably worked on Champ Man?

Dave Warren is the Football Development Officer at Swindon Town and plays an important role in any transfers...

It's interesting because this is a forum full of Swindon Town supporters and we are very close to the January transfer window opening so the place, people, time and topic are all relevant... and for once it has a named source!!!

*Bites lip*....

Sigh.

If that is true, should you really be splashing that about on a public domain?

I got it off a website not off Dave Warren myself!

The link to the website it all came off is credited in the original post...

Who else is submitting rumours as Fitton right now? Maybe we should co-ordinate our efforts?

Face/Palm

I've got a feeling that the next modalong might merge this with the transfer rumours thread.

Ha ha ha brilliant. Are these definitely "done deals" then?

Fuck knows mate like i said i got them off another website COPY and PASTE seeemples! Dont shoot da messenger you sarcastic fucks

dave warren is the u16 coach and a development officer.
he doesn't deal with all the youth stuff let alone first team players.many boys signed by the club will have something to do wth him,likewise many will arrive with nowt to do with him.

his job is to get players from the u16s to scholars in the youths,not first team matters.
he may be in the know on things but wouldn't blab that amount of names if any.

Bosey, you don't do yourself any favours do you :D

Take rumour websites (or rumours in general for that matter) with a pinch of salt. Just my advice, like.

At least posting them here livens this place up so i got something to read at work !  :beers:

Every fucking transfer window someone starts posting bullshit from that site.  If Dave Warren is who you say he is, its likely that his job will be gone now, or at least there will be serious disciplinary action pending for putting crap on a shitty website.

I think it somewhat more likely that someone is using his name to put some wild guesses on the internet, or indeed suggestions based on what they have done on championship manager.

Its not a site to be taken seriously.  Just ignore it.

How about doing some fucking work?!

Besides, isn't Fabio Borini in talks with Parma right now? Ha! And Gabor Gyepes is a first team player at Cardiff, so it'd be very unlikely he'd drop down from promotion chasing Cardiff, to mid table Swindon.

I've got my Jessica Fletcher detective stick out and I've got a feeling that bosey here might have posted those rumours on to that site himself!

I bet Angela Lansbury is well filthy.

Booooooooooo somebody merged it

If the phone rings i will but thats a BIG if! So to kill time i will continue to post highly improbable transfer rumours all over this forum, mainly cos it annoys the fuck outta you all!

Charlie Austin 70% chance of leaving for Norwich. **(Who the fuck did the maths here??)** Norwich have agreed to let Swindon sign Oli Johnson and Owain Tudor Jones as part of the deal.

Gary Madine may also join, as Carlisle have a surplus of strikers and he is not happy at Brunton Park. Swindon also interested in Nat Jarvis who is on loan at Southend from Cardiff City and looks to be a good shout for the future.

Leaving the club will be Alan O'Brien (Wycombe), Michael Timlin (Aldershot) and Vincent Pericard (Le Havre).

Ha ha, nice title change.

loooooooooooooooooooooooool!

 :sherlock:   -------------->  Bosey the transfer detective!

Have i told you that we are signing Rudy Haddad from LB Châteauroux?   ;)

Even a broken clock is right twice a day :)

Ben, I worry about you sometimes

I worry as well...Ben seems to have deserted Sherlock Manatee for Jessica Fletcher.

Just a quick top up....Swindon are looking to tie up 3-4 permanent deals in january window, all costing money. They will be 3 or 4 of the following players

CENTRE BACK:- one of either Andy Frampton (Millwall), Lubomir Michalik (Leeds), Paul Quinn (Cardiff) or Guy Branston (Torquay)

LEFT WING:- Matt Ritchie(Pompey), Danny Ward (loan from Bolton) or Andy Robinson (Leeds)

Right Wing:- Ivan Sproule (Bristol City), Nicky Law (Rotherham), Alan Judge (Blackburn) or Scott Neilson (Crawley)

STRIKERS:- Elliot Benyon (Torquay), David Healy (Sunderland), Aaron Wilbraham (Franchise), John Campbell (Newcastle Benfield) or Matt Tubbs (Crawley)

They will be joined at the club by the winner of the Samsung 'Win A Pro Contract' initiative, although obviously noone knows the position of the winner yet or whether he will be ready for first team duties.

Could also see a couple of departures from the County Ground in January for nominal fees or loans, these could be,
Callum Kennedy (loan)
Alan O'Brien (Cheltenham or Cork City)
Nathan Thompson (loan)
Jakub Jesionkowski (loan to Oxford City)
Billy Bodin (loan)
Will Evans (loan)
And of course the player that is on everyones lips at the moment, Charlie Austin, although it is believed the club are looking for around 1.8-2.2 million plus add ons for the player they paid just 5 grand for!

We are getting Paynter back on loan

I'd welcome this

Can't find anything to this effect in my Mill but it would put a lot of smiles on a lot of faces to see Paynter back in red!

Another list of made up names some no nothing twat already posted on facebook.

Wilbraham already signed for Norwich. David Healy earns more in a week than our entire first team. Cheltenham couldnt afford AOBs wages let alone Cork City.

The only ones that are slightly realistic are the three players already at the club ::)

Lets be honest, we will sell Charlie and bring no one in. Wilson will claim he is happy with what he has upfront then we wont score for the next 6 games but Pericard will hold the ball up and bring others into play™

Rubbish my rumours if you will but i tell you each and everyone is guarenteed gospel fact!

Yes, that does mean Austin will be rotating his services between eight clubs while we will end up with more players than fans!

Btw, i just want to add something that was just processed through the Bullshit Buzz Banter Mill!

31 Dec 2010 13:43:27
If charlie austin leaves swindon will bid for le fondre

Sadly, this is what i think will happen.

Wilson two days ago: “We’ve got a couple of priorities. We need another striker and we need a defender to come in and supplement us.

And this presumably working on the belief that Austin is at the club. Of course we'll sign another striker. If he's any good or not is another matter.

Might be worth mentioning that now Charlton Athletic have a new board i have it on good authority from a very reliable bottle of ketchup that they will be tabling a bid for Austin in the transfer window....  :zzz:

You're right, this is boring

Then go do something fun!

You are being kind with the Mid Table bit!

Ok i am warning you once don't make be ban.

could a mod please move or merge this please

my OCD is kicking in and it will not tolerate seeing this in GD

It's got fuck all to do with football so I moved it here!

Anyway, the rumour mill has been given the rest of the day off.

Well you should of asked me first.

Cunt.

The original post defies your logic Mr Yoof

Bosey's like Scot Munroe with copy & paste tourettes.

i like bosey.
the way alot of you bite at him makes for slight amusement