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Wilson in U-turn over Charlie replacement?
           


  DANNY Wilson will wait on Charlie Austin’s shoulder injury before making a decision on whether to delve into the loan market
  for a temporary replacement.

           

http://www.thisisswindontownfc.co.uk/news/headlines/8393799.Wilson_in_U_turn_over_Charlie_replacement_/?ref=rss
           

WTF are they on about? U-turn? Wilson's just waiting to see how Charlie's recovery progresses and how Dossevi/Pericard/Ball get on without him before jumping in and signing some one..."WILSON IN TAKING SENSIBLE OPTION SHOCKER"

I know I'm sounding like one of those moany pricks today who always leave comments on the Adver site moaning about Anthony Marshall's spelling and punctuation. But come on, really ::)

I think it was suppose to be U-Boat. Wilson has gone off sulking in a German submarine over the whole incident. Who can blame him?

Perhaps Wilson was sat on the bog contemplating striker options, lost concentration and slipped into the pan. It should have been Wilson in U-Bend

Maybe he's been driving round so much looking for possible replacements his car's blown up and he's had to rent one instead. Wilson in U-Drive...

I'm not sure why but this made me laugh ALOT!

Apparently we're signing a Mormon on loan.

Which one?
[url width=330 height=226]http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/moomin.jpg[/url]

I've heard the Pope's over for a trial... or does that relate to something else?

That confused the hell out of me. 
either you mean: Mormon The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints or there is a striker somewhere called Mormon, which I would like to hear more about or you mean Moomin.
Personally I would go for Moomin Papa as the best signing.  Though I like the idea of centre-forward big tough 'Mumintroll' - which is Swedish for Moomin.
or I am taking this way too seriously.

I was making an indirect  U- based pun on Utah.

Well, haven't we all at some point in the past? :)

well that was way over my head.  Obviously not on the same wavelength. 

I cannot think of any other U-based puns worth repeating.

Maybe the excitement got too much for Wilson to the extent that he was driven to having a threesome with Bono and The Edge?

U2...apologies to Gelbfubler

U-thanasia?

U Thant

Former  secretary general of the UN, an organisation where a silly name at the helm is almost compulsory

utorrent for free downloads

U-cunt

U-ganda

U-ranus

U Reds!

You bunch of cunts

U talking about Willis.

U spin me right round baby right round like a record baby right round

Nothing to do with Tans either.