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Title: Top 5 Flowers
Post by: Talk Talk on Friday, August 20, 2010, 20:55:16
Well I just had to do it. Not as gay as the Top 5 Fruit one though.

1. The rose. Stunning.

[url width=600 height=903]http://www.amgmedia.com/freephotos/pink-rose.jpg[/url]

2. Delphinium. Stately majesty.

[url width=800 height=1069]http://flowerworks2.com/ESW/Images/Delphinium.jpg[/url]

3. Limnanthes, the poached egg plant. Good enough to eat for breakfast.

[url width=383 height=310]http://em.ca/garden/limnanthes_douglasii2.JPG[/url]

4. The fuschia. Completely sexual and vulval.

[url width=500 height=381]http://www.fotos-bilder.biz/Flowers_for_sale/fuschia.jpg[/url]

5. The lupin. A homage to Python.

[url width=600 height=632]http://www.mooseyscountrygarden.com/perennial-plants/blue-lupin.jpg[/url]


Title: Re: Top 5 Flowers
Post by: adje on Friday, August 20, 2010, 20:56:33
The foxglove has to be in there


Title: Re: Top 5 Flowers
Post by: Crispy on Friday, August 20, 2010, 21:04:00
First 5 plants i think of;

1. Rose
2. Snowdrop
3. Bluebell
4. Lily
5. Stinging nettle  :hmmm: :hmmm: :nod:


Title: Re: Top 5 Flowers
Post by: TownLoyal on Friday, August 20, 2010, 21:06:52
Venus flytrap! that is all  :D


Title: Re: Top 5 Flowers
Post by: Chubbs on Friday, August 20, 2010, 21:09:53
because im bored

In not real order

The Crysanthemum
[url width=340 height=392]http://parisapartment.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/untitled3.jpg[/url]
The Lily
[url width=430 height=266]http://gallery.atbeach.com/pht/9/japanese_lilly_480x298_b.jpg[/url]
The Water Lily
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/7a/Pink_water_lily.jpg
The Cherry Blossom
[url width=500 height=375]http://www.wayfaring.info/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/cherry-blossom-2.jpg[/url]
The Lotus
[url width=600 height=450]http://www.ohjoy.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/lotusflower.jpeg[/url]

Does this make me homo?


Title: Re: Top 5 Flowers
Post by: Bennett on Friday, August 20, 2010, 21:11:43
way homo seb


Title: Re: Top 5 Flowers
Post by: chalkies_shorts on Friday, August 20, 2010, 21:12:55
Yes it makes you a homo and the others who put their top flowers - fuck off and support BHA you chutney ferrets


Title: Re: Top 5 Flowers
Post by: Chubbs on Friday, August 20, 2010, 21:13:20
way homo seb

no homo


Title: Re: Top 5 Flowers
Post by: Talk Talk on Friday, August 20, 2010, 21:14:07
5. The lupin. A homage to Python.

Ahhh found it. Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore... Well worth a watch. "She's bloody dying and all you bring us is lupins. All we've eaten mate for the last four bleeding weeks is lupin soup, roast lupin, steamed lupin, braised lupin in lupin sauce, lupin in the basket with sauted lupins, lupin meringue pie, lupin sorbet. We sit on lupins, we sleep in lupins, we feed the cat on lupins, we burn lupins, we even wear the bloody things! We're sick to death with the stench of them. (sound of a miaow and then a bump) Look. The cat's just choked itself to death on them. (we see a dead cat with lupins coming out of its mouth) I don't care if I never see another lupin till the day I die! Why don't you go out and steal something useful!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=odhCBzBQC4U


Title: Re: Top 5 Flowers
Post by: Bennett on Friday, August 20, 2010, 21:14:38
no homo
coooooooooooo eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


Title: Re: Top 5 Flowers
Post by: Samdy Gray on Friday, August 20, 2010, 21:16:22
Rose, because it's my daughter's middle name.

That's about it really.


Title: Re: Top 5 Flowers
Post by: Talk Talk on Friday, August 20, 2010, 21:19:04
Rose, because it's my daughter's middle name.

That's about it really.

Blimey. My youngest's middle name is Rose too. Why did you choose that? We picked it because it was my mum's baby sister's name.


Title: Re: Top 5 Flowers
Post by: Bogus Dave on Friday, August 20, 2010, 21:20:04
Tim
Brandon

thats all i know :(


Title: Re: Top 5 Flowers
Post by: Samdy Gray on Friday, August 20, 2010, 21:22:54
Blimey. My youngest's middle name is Rose too. Why did you choose that? We picked it because it was my mum's baby sister's name.

The wife wanted Lily, but I didn't like it so we settled on Rose. No family reason really.


Title: Re: Top 5 Flowers
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Saturday, August 21, 2010, 01:40:40
4. The fuschia. Completely sexual and vulval.

I had a chance with a middle class bird on Thursday, who was a big fan of Mervyn Peake's Gormenghast.....having read it many moons ago and rated it as a classic, I thought hmmm could be onto something here...so she gave me I suppose the killer line..." do you think Fuschia could be played by Helena Bonham Carter?"

 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: punted I....I think she's tailor made for the part says she...so no sexual and vulval action for me