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Title: Chat Up Lines Post by: 4D on Thursday, August 5, 2010, 21:23:58 Does anyone still use them?
Title: Re: Chat Up Lines Post by: Ironside on Thursday, August 5, 2010, 21:25:37 Me: Can I buy you a drink then love?
Her: Hmmm okay! Me: Here's a fiver now fuck off while talk to your mate. Hope that helps. Title: Re: Chat Up Lines Post by: ibelieveinmrreeves on Thursday, August 5, 2010, 21:26:17 I tend to use a fat penguin.
Title: Re: Chat Up Lines Post by: Barry Scott on Thursday, August 5, 2010, 22:23:29 There was 2 funny ones STFC Dave came out with, which I have stored in my memory. Genius.
"I can run faster horny than you can scared." "Lets not turn this rape into a murder." Title: Re: Chat Up Lines Post by: herthab on Thursday, August 5, 2010, 22:38:26 "How Much?" is a favourite of mine.
Title: Re: Chat Up Lines Post by: The Grim Reaper on Thursday, August 5, 2010, 22:54:04 Me: Do you wash your knickers in Windolene?
Her: Er...No, why? Me: Because I can see my face in them tonight! Title: Re: Chat Up Lines Post by: jutty274 on Friday, August 6, 2010, 00:11:36 A good one to use when you have an ugly bird hanging around you is, do you fuck, if they answer yes then tell them to fuck off.
" did you know i have a 12" tongue and i can breathe through my ears" this normally causes most women to think for a while. Title: Re: Chat Up Lines Post by: betty_swollox on Friday, August 6, 2010, 03:13:22 I've got a knife now get in the van. I've got 100% record with this one.
Title: Re: Chat Up Lines Post by: BANGKOK RED on Friday, August 6, 2010, 05:11:44 You: All right love, do you like Beef?
Girl: Yeah You: Good, then suck my cock. It's dripping. Title: Re: Chat Up Lines Post by: london_red on Friday, August 6, 2010, 07:13:21 Does this smell like chloroform to you?
Title: Re: Chat Up Lines Post by: Sussex on Friday, August 6, 2010, 07:18:50 Are your parents retarded?
Because you’re special. Title: Re: Chat Up Lines Post by: Sippo on Friday, August 6, 2010, 07:24:49 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTXSg_Z7iYs
"Can you catch love?" "Why?" "Cos you've got a couple of balls coming your way..." Title: Re: Chat Up Lines Post by: china red on Friday, August 6, 2010, 07:27:14 What about chat up lines used by girls on us gents
A couple used on me in younger years included 'I want your long hard cock inside me' and 'take me outside and i'll make you happy'. Title: Re: Chat Up Lines Post by: Power to people on Friday, August 6, 2010, 07:35:38 Your clothes would look good on my bedroom floor
Get your coat you've just pulled Title: Re: Chat Up Lines Post by: BANGKOK RED on Friday, August 6, 2010, 07:43:44 So, hows the rohypnol?
Title: Re: Chat Up Lines Post by: monkey on Friday, August 6, 2010, 07:46:49 I am going to destroy your insides
Title: Re: Chat Up Lines Post by: Matchworn Shirts on Friday, August 6, 2010, 07:47:29 Funnist one I have had used on me was some girl in a bar "I like a hot German sausage inside me on a cold day" :D
Title: Re: Chat Up Lines Post by: dporter on Friday, August 6, 2010, 11:17:36 Are your parents retarded? Because you’re special. :clap: I like that one but has it actually worked?! Title: Re: Chat Up Lines Post by: @MacPhlea on Friday, August 6, 2010, 11:35:38 "Have you ever made love to a complete stranger?"
If they answer "Yes" "Do you fancy a shag then?" If they answer "No" "Hi, my name's Paul, now that we've got the formality over with do fancy a shag? Obviously this only works if your name is Paul... Title: Re: Chat Up Lines Post by: BANGKOK RED on Friday, August 6, 2010, 11:39:43 Obviously this only works if your name is Paul... Defeatest Title: Re: Chat Up Lines Post by: Talk Talk on Friday, August 6, 2010, 11:51:21 "Do you like chewing gum?"
"Erm yes, why?" "Then have a suck on this, it's wriggly" Title: Re: Chat Up Lines Post by: BANGKOK RED on Friday, August 6, 2010, 11:55:10 "All right love, do you like chicken?"
"Yeah" "Then suck my cock, it's foul!" Title: Re: Chat Up Lines Post by: Ironside on Friday, August 6, 2010, 11:58:25 Fowl...
Title: Re: Chat Up Lines Post by: Sussex on Friday, August 6, 2010, 12:28:49 Do you like Thai?
Fancy a mouthful of Sum Yung Gi. Title: Re: Chat Up Lines Post by: Luci on Friday, August 6, 2010, 15:13:06 "Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven?"
Title: Re: Chat Up Lines Post by: BANGKOK RED on Friday, August 6, 2010, 15:16:26 "Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven?" Did it work? Title: Re: Chat Up Lines Post by: Matchworn Shirts on Friday, August 6, 2010, 15:32:52 You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy
Title: Re: Chat Up Lines Post by: Abrahammer on Friday, August 6, 2010, 16:21:47 I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good.
I have a dictionary in my pants, let’s go back to my place and put some words in your mouth. |