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I had to laugh when I read this about Fallon  - he is awaiting further instructions from the great lord himself

http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11719_6281584,00.html

Hopefully he'll see the face of Danny Wilson in his toast - the lord moves in mysterious ways - a bit Rory himself, actually.

Does god tell him to run around elbowing Italian defenders at the world cup, leading to him being subbed after an hour before he got sent off?

What a fruitcake! Is he alright?

the "lord" told him not to go to league 2, or was that his agent?

He might do a bit better by getting on the end of a cross or two.

He's a born again christian. Not doing anyone any harm. Fair play to him I say.

He's a born first time twat if you ask me.

Anyone who beleives God or some other mythical being is talking to them or providing signs to guide them is a nut job.

What a fantastic piece of Theological claptrap.

 I thought this was going to be a thread about a happening beat combo....

 Think Miglioranzi must have done some evangelical work on him..

 

I too had a chuckle at this. I'm not disrespecting his beliefs or religion in general but if another club offered him 10k a week i'm sure the lord would suddenly feel it were time for Rory to move...

I must have missed the part in the Bible when God instructed Noah to stay in Plymouth.

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Rory, walk away and sign for Swindon.

If the almighty is spending his time giving career advice to mediocre league one strikers it's no wonder the world is in such a fucking mess.

Your comment was a little bit more than just being facetious to Fallon.

Silly cunt.

Im deeply religious and find this insulting.

 :nod: That article is very funny and makes me cringe. I think it's mental why anyone would admit to such crazy thoughts in front of anyone beyond a therapist. Each to their own though I suppose, just not around children, schools, or me please.

Well is God or similar really going to tell someone to do something so trivial and inconsequential to the rest of the human race?

Society treats people for hearing voices in their head which don't exist. Maybe the man called Noel who lives inside my head is actually an ancient god and I should listen to him.

It isn't a dig at religion, I just think people can go too far and think/read too much into stuff which clearly isn't anything other than their need to satisfy their own questions.

I didn't read that article thinking 'what a mental', I read that article thinking 'alright Rory we get it, you're religious'.

Must be handy having an omniscient agent though

God is telling me to go home sick and spend the rest of the day drinking

God is omnivorous.

HTH.