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Crap gifts so far, 3 golf tees and a hankie (im 26 not 86) merry christmas

Mine have all been great so far :)

mine have also been ace. my mrs got me scalextric!

A really horrible brown jumper in a size which is too small for me anyway.

If there are any TEf colour-blind dwarfs, feel free to inquire.

Charlie bought me a bottle of wine  :toocool:

Santa bought me an IPhone (not delivered yet on the account of Dave's lot being lazy cunts)

No crap here.

Got a day at Rockingham driving supercars, should be ace.

Only downside is cunting work tonight

After working the last 25 days straight totally up over 252 hours I'd say I'm far from lazy but then I deal with letter not packets!!

I've only just woken up but I already know I've got some bedding anmd a hoover waiting for me. Not crap I suppose but hardly exciting.

Just think of what you could do with a hoover, that could be exciting

I got given a clothes horse :)

My birds daughter has got us an all inclusive holiday to Egypt! She even booked it for the close season.

3 nights in Cairo, 4 nights in Luxor and 4 nights on the edge of the Red Sea.

I also got socks and pants.........

I thought you didn't have a passport?

I don't. Finally managed to get a copy of my Birth Certificate in August, so it should no longer be a problem.

Nice one!

I didn't get all that much except a set of footy DVDs and an awesome book of aerial photos. My parents and both grandmas gave me plenty of money though, which I am more than happy with!

Is it a big or little certificate?  When my kid went from being on mine to being on his own, he presented his little birth certificate to be told he needed a big one...I went a bit ballistic, because not only the cost but the delay meant he couldn't get a replacement certificate in time for his holiday.

Typical bureaucrats had changed the fucking rules without telling anybody...literally the only difference is that it's written on a bigger piece of paper, so might be worth checking which one you've got.

Muchly jealous mate...of the holiday not the pants and socks!

I'm a happy monkey so far, call of duty modern warfare 2 from amy (which I had the week after release after I threw a strop as she wanted to wait until today to give it to me :P) and a new york rangers top, which is fan-fucking-tastic!

an electric shaver from amy's sister and a desktop air hockey game from amy's parents complete the set so far, but seeing my family tonight. Woop! :-)

bin a good day so far, and last night,
got the away town top and town calander from my sisters bf
kat von d (la ink) auto biography from the sister
Lots of bits for the house from the parents (kitchen stuff etc)
Mums buying me some new sofa's when we get round to it,
£100 in premiem bonds from my dad.

not pants of socks, which i actually needed though :-(

i got 2000 NOK (about £200) from my girlfriend's grandparents. and a pair of lovely knitted socks too.

i've never got more than £20 at christmas before...

Nice!

I assume close season = not during the World Cup. Mind you, I'm sure a fair few Egyptians wouldn't mind seeing England destroy Algeria

Fucking good point! We come back 10th June?

I think the WC starts on the 11th. If so, perfect timing!

Correct...with the first England game on the 12th.

I'll have it!Wear anything,me

I've seen Adje on numerous occasions and his above statement is undeniable.

i've got tickets to go and see Derren Brown live in Birmingham. MINT i thought until the mrs showed me the date................18th June :(

bless, she's tried changing them and everything.

can't complain she's gifting me my first child in April so a little give and take on this one..............................mind you i've told her to never do it again :)

+1

Great haul for me this year, new iPod from the wife, a couple of Cheltenham tickets for GC day, some new cricketing and golfing gear I was after and a bit of dosh. Beautiful.

So she booked the holiday for between our play off victory and the start of the World Cup?  Your good lady's daughter is clearly ace!  Have a great one.

Should anyone care I got an Ampelmann watch (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ampelm%C3%A4nnchen) and an AC/DC box set.  Yay!

I was very spoiled! I got a new pink Ipod which is ace as mine was the first ever Nano that came out and it's full!! Also got the Nike plus system for my running oh and Zoe brought me some Chanel make up which is amazin!!
Worst would have 2 be a 5 pack of umbro sports socks!! Euuw they are straight outta the 80's!!

add a potato masher to my list!

i got a potato ricer!

Oh can I please add that the sports socks were wrapped in wrapping paper with horrid felt bits on!!! Argh!!

got agassi's book, probably the best autobiography i've ever read, started it at 2pm and finished at 1.30am - xmas day done.

People are clearly trying to tell me something, My Nan got me a load of aftershave etc. but fair play to her it wasnt the cheap shit your grandparents normally get you, She got Calvin Klein, Hugo Boss, Armani etc. I am waiting to see if its a cheap rip off and burns like acid when I wear it, Usual array of socks, etc

Got Town away shirt, 2 Town polo shirts, iTunes voucher etc.

No complaints this end for once!

My missus had some nice pictures done (no, not porno you pervs). That was my best present :)

I got madden 10 (american football) for the 360 from my mum and her husband. Yaaaaay! :D

I got 4 slashed tyres on the car so that was fucking nice

I had an interesting haul this year. On the plus side a Town hat, Neil Young and Chris Wood CDs - the Town book with all the facts in, a couple of other decent books, beer, loads of socks, a set of old sci fi classics and a mankini - I'm over 20 stone. It was fun getting it on but my balls hurt for fucking ages.

I always go for Firestones...you get what you pay for!

i think potato ricers are the most anal contraptions invented, whats wrong with a good olf masher.

spelling for one

Was it the Archives box set?If so you lucky bastard!

Some nice stuff this year.

2 bottles of whiskey....one is 25 years old so may be abit off.
Ministry of sound 80s album(is quality),recent Editors album(papillon being my favourite record last year)Live Lounge album and no laughing now......BEST OF HOT CHOCOLATE,..Brother Louie was a fairly radical record all them years back.
Harry Patch book.
Next gift voucher.

Happy with my load this year :)

8GB iPod touch
iPod speakers and case
Fenchurch and soul cal hoodies
The hangover on DVD
Bench jeans and boxers :P
Fucking loads of smellies :/ :L
And mountains of chocalates and sweets

Got a bit of money as well, but looks like it's all going on a new alternator for the car :(

No, I wasn't that lucky althuogh its one of the CDs in the Archive set - Harvest Moon live. The Archives set is a bit too expensive for me. I've got about 50 CDs of his and my wife would file for divorce if I went for the Archives set. 

Thats why I haven't got it!

Not a crap present, but a laptop cushion. Not sure I want to balance a 24" iMac on it!  :)

As crap presents go I got a Gabriella Doll (High School Musical) I know I think she's hot but a doll is taking it a bit far !!

Ended up with £100's of Next Vouchers which will probably take me 6 months to spend and then the array of CD's & Dvd's

I did ask for cash to put towards going to away games and got none !!

I got tickets to see Phantom of the Opera in London West End - wanted to see that for AGES
External hard drive - desperately needed
Socks, underwear etc etc.
Tonnes of Chocolate
Handbag & Purse
Wine
Toiletries etc
Next Vouchers

(None of which come under the thread title though)

I got some Wine and a  Slow Cooker....

The third component you need is a deer from Shaw Forest, antlers and all.

Oh and probably a few sliced onions.

About 6 years ago I told my mum in a brief conversation that I liked Jack Daniels and Coke.

Since then my mum has kept the JD whiskey and merchandise profits rising steadily every year. Happily, I just got a bottle this year :) Although I had foolishly stocked up on Christmas Eve.

About 12 years ago I told my mum in a brief conversation that I liked Galaxy chocolate....

Why don't you tell her that you like Eva Longoria and see what tyou get next year.

I'd do anything to get inside her, just once.

If you were told that you could give Eva Longoria a portion but to do so you'd turn into a Scummer, would you do it?

Put it this way, anyone who prioritises STFC/footy over bangin an absolute fitty needs to get a life...; your opinions me old chap?

I need to get a life.

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certainly do son

True story, I saw Eva Longoria in the flesh at a Boston Celtics game a few years back.

Guilty as charged but I'm old and knackered and have had a relationship with STFC longer than I've been married. With such excitement as Eva Longoria I very much doubt I'd even get my trousers off before I spurted so STFC it is for me.
But you never actually answered my question. Would you like to do so.

Have just taken delivery of one smashed up I Phone

Fucking Ralphy and Dave  :cunt:

Broken screen? If so, that sounds dodgy to me mate.

Take it from me, it takes A LOT of force to break the screen on an iPhone. If it was boxed then it would've taken quite some force to break it.

its the side mate


There was a great big fucking footprint on the grey bag that it come in !!

Have e mailed the seller and have put a refund claim through PayPal

Hope you took photos of the damage.

PayPal are usually good and should just give you your money back.

I sort letters!

Why is it that all Royal Mail employees have slopey shoulders?

Just had e mail back confirming full refun

Lazy bastard......sort out some Ipods!!!

So do I whenever I type.