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Title: I'll do almost anything for £100
Post by: flammableBen on Sunday, December 13, 2009, 00:57:50
Christmas is coming up, you know what it's like.

Any offers?


Title: Re: I'll do almost anything for £100
Post by: Doore on Sunday, December 13, 2009, 01:01:27
If you go shopping with my better half dressed as me and she doesn't realise it's not me, I'll pay up.


Title: Re: I'll do almost anything for £100
Post by: flammableBen on Sunday, December 13, 2009, 01:04:15
I'll give it a go if you blind your mrs and supply me with clothing and transport.


Title: Re: I'll do almost anything for £100
Post by: Doore on Sunday, December 13, 2009, 01:07:26
Its a good idea, but the "blinding" bit is a bit borderline for me.  Plus I don't like the idea of giving you my money. 


Title: Re: I'll do almost anything for £100
Post by: flammableBen on Sunday, December 13, 2009, 01:11:17
Its a good idea, but the "blinding" bit is a bit borderline for me.  Plus I don't like the idea of giving you my money. 

Both those parts are pretty fundamental to the plan working.


Title: Re: I'll do almost anything for £100
Post by: wiggy on Sunday, December 13, 2009, 02:09:00
You could dress like Mickey Mouse and stand in the middle of our defence


Title: Re: I'll do almost anything for £100
Post by: flammableBen on Sunday, December 13, 2009, 02:11:15
I could, and if you're willing to make the offer and the expenses of making it happen then I'm there.


Title: Re: I'll do almost anything for £100
Post by: yeo on Sunday, December 13, 2009, 02:32:32
If I had £100 id get you to cook me loads of yummy stuff,but I dont so sorry.


Title: Re: I'll do almost anything for £100
Post by: Simon Pieman on Sunday, December 13, 2009, 02:35:26
If I had £100 I would spend it on beer. I don't have £100 though and I've almost stopped drinking entirely :(


Title: Re: I'll do almost anything for £100
Post by: flammableBen on Sunday, December 13, 2009, 02:47:35
Well you two are pretty fucking rubbish.

Fair shout to Yeovil though. I love cooking nice things, and when I put my mind to it it's something I'm not bad at. I'd happily do that for free*

*transport and drink and a helping.


Title: Re: I'll do almost anything for £100
Post by: Simon Pieman on Sunday, December 13, 2009, 03:02:00
Do you not like beer Ben? The idea was to drink it, but not by myself. Think along the lines of combining a Sippo 'I have no mates to go to the pub with, please come to the pub with me' thread and this one.


Title: Re: I'll do almost anything for £100
Post by: flammableBen on Sunday, December 13, 2009, 03:07:53
Oh sorry, I'll happily drink my share.



Title: Re: I'll do almost anything for £100
Post by: Simon Pieman on Sunday, December 13, 2009, 03:07:57
I think what I was trying to say is, I'm pretty sure I know where the £100 would go :)


Title: Re: I'll do almost anything for £100
Post by: Luci on Sunday, December 13, 2009, 07:57:28
Busk! Or go carol singing! Easy money to be made there!


Title: Re: I'll do almost anything for £100
Post by: Batch on Sunday, December 13, 2009, 08:22:11
I've heard there's good money to be made down the docks Manchester Road doing favours for sailors. Can you squeal like a pig?



Title: Re: I'll do almost anything for £100
Post by: dell boy on Sunday, December 13, 2009, 09:44:13
Put a yellow top on and wash cars at a supermarket for a day = £100.


Title: Re: I'll do almost anything for £100
Post by: Nomoreheroes on Sunday, December 13, 2009, 09:53:19
Have you tried getting a job?


Title: Re: I'll do almost anything for £100
Post by: BANGKOK RED on Sunday, December 13, 2009, 09:58:23
Have you tried getting a job?

He said almost anything.


Title: Re: I'll do almost anything for £100
Post by: Sippo on Sunday, December 13, 2009, 16:27:06
Do you not like beer Ben? The idea was to drink it, but not by myself. Think along the lines of combining a Sippo 'I have no mates to go to the pub with, please come to the pub with me' thread and this one.

Oi you facker I was desperate!


Title: Re: I'll do almost anything for £100
Post by: Bennett on Sunday, December 13, 2009, 16:48:13
Oi you facker I was desperate!

no one doubts that, especially posting it on an internet forum looking for a date :)


Title: Re: I'll do almost anything for £100
Post by: Bennett on Sunday, December 13, 2009, 18:23:30
Ben, i'll give you £10 plus some red wine to drink whilst cleaning my oven?

(this comment is an innuendo or euphamism free one)


Title: Re: I'll do almost anything for £100
Post by: BANGKOK RED on Sunday, December 13, 2009, 19:00:09
Ben, i'll give you £10 plus some red wine to drink whilst cleaning my oven?

(this comment is an innuendo or euphamism free one)

I read that as you are willing to pay Ben money just to watch him cleaning your oven whilst drinking red wine, I conveniently missed the last bit in brackets.



Title: Re: I'll do almost anything for £100
Post by: BANGKOK RED on Sunday, December 13, 2009, 19:00:37
Weirdo


Title: Re: I'll do almost anything for £100
Post by: Bennett on Sunday, December 13, 2009, 19:03:00
:(


Title: Re: I'll do almost anything for £100
Post by: flammableBen on Monday, December 14, 2009, 01:29:49
Ben, i'll give you £10 plus some red wine to drink whilst cleaning my oven?

(this comment is an innuendo or euphamism free one)

Raise it to 25 quid an I'll do it.  Also red wine has to mean me and you getting pissed and having a laugh whilst I clean.