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flammableBen

« on: Sunday, December 13, 2009, 00:57:50 »

Christmas is coming up, you know what it's like.

Any offers?
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Doore

« Reply #1 on: Sunday, December 13, 2009, 01:01:27 »

If you go shopping with my better half dressed as me and she doesn't realise it's not me, I'll pay up.
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flammableBen

« Reply #2 on: Sunday, December 13, 2009, 01:04:15 »

I'll give it a go if you blind your mrs and supply me with clothing and transport.
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Doore

« Reply #3 on: Sunday, December 13, 2009, 01:07:26 »

Its a good idea, but the "blinding" bit is a bit borderline for me.  Plus I don't like the idea of giving you my money. 
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flammableBen

« Reply #4 on: Sunday, December 13, 2009, 01:11:17 »

Its a good idea, but the "blinding" bit is a bit borderline for me.  Plus I don't like the idea of giving you my money. 

Both those parts are pretty fundamental to the plan working.
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« Reply #5 on: Sunday, December 13, 2009, 02:09:00 »

You could dress like Mickey Mouse and stand in the middle of our defence
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flammableBen

« Reply #6 on: Sunday, December 13, 2009, 02:11:15 »

I could, and if you're willing to make the offer and the expenses of making it happen then I'm there.
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« Reply #7 on: Sunday, December 13, 2009, 02:32:32 »

If I had £100 id get you to cook me loads of yummy stuff,but I dont so sorry.
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« Reply #8 on: Sunday, December 13, 2009, 02:35:26 »

If I had £100 I would spend it on beer. I don't have £100 though and I've almost stopped drinking entirely Sad
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flammableBen

« Reply #9 on: Sunday, December 13, 2009, 02:47:35 »

Well you two are pretty fucking rubbish.

Fair shout to Yeovil though. I love cooking nice things, and when I put my mind to it it's something I'm not bad at. I'd happily do that for free*

*transport and drink and a helping.
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« Reply #10 on: Sunday, December 13, 2009, 03:02:00 »

Do you not like beer Ben? The idea was to drink it, but not by myself. Think along the lines of combining a Sippo 'I have no mates to go to the pub with, please come to the pub with me' thread and this one.
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flammableBen

« Reply #11 on: Sunday, December 13, 2009, 03:07:53 »

Oh sorry, I'll happily drink my share.

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« Reply #12 on: Sunday, December 13, 2009, 03:07:57 »

I think what I was trying to say is, I'm pretty sure I know where the £100 would go Smiley
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« Reply #13 on: Sunday, December 13, 2009, 07:57:28 »

Busk! Or go carol singing! Easy money to be made there!
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« Reply #14 on: Sunday, December 13, 2009, 08:22:11 »

I've heard there's good money to be made down the docks Manchester Road doing favours for sailors. Can you squeal like a pig?

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