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Title: The Assets of Beeny
Post by: flammableBen on Tuesday, November 24, 2009, 22:42:07
For your appreciation.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hb1nsjaoWS4

Beenbags
Jubbersacks
Milky-Monsoons
Moonbowls (best so far)
Juicebombs
Heraspheres

Please contribute


Title: Re: The Assets of Beeny
Post by: Batch on Tuesday, November 24, 2009, 22:43:50
A hell of a pair of fun bags.


Title: Re: The Assets of Beeny
Post by: jayohaitchenn on Tuesday, November 24, 2009, 22:50:48
She's a complete dog.


Title: Re: The Assets of Beeny
Post by: Samdy Gray on Tuesday, November 24, 2009, 22:55:23
Gazongas.
Milk wagons.
Wopbopaloobops.


Title: Re: The Assets of Beeny
Post by: Barry Scott on Tuesday, November 24, 2009, 23:00:55
Talking of different words for tits reminds me of Brian on Big Brother coming up with names for females.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFHfvb6bKl0


Title: Re: The Assets of Beeny
Post by: nochee on Tuesday, November 24, 2009, 23:13:33
Talking of different words for tits reminds me of Brian on Big Brother coming up with names for females.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFHfvb6bKl0

That just had me in stitches, i've never seen that before! It even made me flick my fingers in a cracking Ali G style


Title: Re: The Assets of Beeny
Post by: nochee on Tuesday, November 24, 2009, 23:14:48
And Beeny is a dog


Title: Re: The Assets of Beeny
Post by: Simon Pieman on Tuesday, November 24, 2009, 23:15:54
Beeny is a dog but look at the puppies.

You'd be silly to turn them down.


Title: Re: The Assets of Beeny
Post by: Barry Scott on Tuesday, November 24, 2009, 23:20:37
I definitely would. Without a second thought.


Title: Re: The Assets of Beeny
Post by: wiggy on Tuesday, November 24, 2009, 23:22:43
Any more than a handful is a waste.


Title: Re: The Assets of Beeny
Post by: flammableBen on Tuesday, November 24, 2009, 23:23:28
I sort of presumed that even the less bright of you would have realised that this thread is about the beautiful descriptive powers of the English language. The imagination involved in the dog comparison really is quite low. Even if you aren't one who appreciates her aesthetic blessing there really are better of putting it. Something like  "veiny stretch balls" or "bulbous knee covers".Oh I don't know.


Title: Re: The Assets of Beeny
Post by: Simon Pieman on Tuesday, November 24, 2009, 23:38:53
Sorry I didn't see your gay little post underneath Ben, I was too focussed on something else.


Title: Re: The Assets of Beeny
Post by: flammableBen on Tuesday, November 24, 2009, 23:45:06
I'm going to go sulk off to bed now.


Title: Re: The Assets of Beeny
Post by: oxford_fan on Wednesday, November 25, 2009, 00:28:52
beeny's milky swingers should not be underestimated. they are gargantuan and i would love a go on those funbags.

the brian video is genius

"Okay, Lady, woman...um...vagina?...um...vagina person?...."

".....worm people who have worms" WHAT?


Title: Re: The Assets of Beeny
Post by: Peter Venkman on Wednesday, November 25, 2009, 07:16:35
Any more than a handful is a waste.

Give me bigger hands!


Title: Re: The Assets of Beeny
Post by: nevillew on Wednesday, November 25, 2009, 08:07:03
Udders (to be) feeled ?


Title: Re: The Assets of Beeny
Post by: Bogus Dave on Wednesday, November 25, 2009, 08:10:20
Fallobadobs


Title: Re: The Assets of Beeny
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Wednesday, November 25, 2009, 10:36:22
Boozzies!!!


Title: Re: The Assets of Beeny
Post by: leefer on Wednesday, November 25, 2009, 10:41:48
A vile thread...disgusting.


Title: Re: The Assets of Beeny
Post by: Sippo on Wednesday, November 25, 2009, 11:04:07
Sweet baby jesus of Nazarath...

[url width=428 height=568]http://www.tvscoop.tv/sarahbeeny.jpg[/url]


Title: Re: The Assets of Beeny
Post by: Batch on Wednesday, November 25, 2009, 11:06:47
[url width=234 height=310]http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk162/Milode/sarah-beeny.jpg[/url]

Peanut smuggler.


Title: Re: The Assets of Beeny
Post by: ron dodgers on Wednesday, November 25, 2009, 12:57:16
marimbas


Title: Re: The Assets of Beeny
Post by: Dazzza on Wednesday, November 25, 2009, 13:03:22
Grunchnumfukkas


Title: Re: The Assets of Beeny
Post by: land_of_bo on Wednesday, November 25, 2009, 13:23:43
Busswhammers


Title: Re: The Assets of Beeny
Post by: RJack on Wednesday, November 25, 2009, 13:33:07
Jubblies

Nice rack etc


Title: Re: The Assets of Beeny
Post by: The Artist Billy Paynter on Wednesday, November 25, 2009, 13:35:02
Nice Chesticles!


Title: Re: The Assets of Beeny
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Wednesday, November 25, 2009, 13:36:30
or bresticles!


Title: Re: The Assets of Beeny
Post by: jimmy_onions on Wednesday, November 25, 2009, 13:45:49
Must be something to do with home related programs, jasmine harman also has a fine pair of norks, as I suspect does kirsty allsop, but have yet to research the latter in more detail.


Title: Re: The Assets of Beeny
Post by: RJack on Wednesday, November 25, 2009, 13:47:48
Oh forgot

Jugs

Bristols

Lala's

& of course nice set of puppies

 :D


Title: Re: The Assets of Beeny
Post by: leefer on Wednesday, November 25, 2009, 13:56:14
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/8/12706037_bf893e4db2.jpg

Kirsty Alltop


Title: Re: The Assets of Beeny
Post by: RJack on Wednesday, November 25, 2009, 13:58:01
Definetely by far my favourite belong to this lovely lady & there real too  :)

http://www.fanpix.net/picture-gallery/054/84054-lucy-pinder-picture.htm


Title: Re: The Assets of Beeny
Post by: oxford_fan on Wednesday, November 25, 2009, 17:08:48
Meh. I would definitely take Beeny over Pinder.

Would love a go on Alsop too. Carol's replacement on countdown is a hottie, she doesn't really fit the daytime boderline shag theme of this thread though, a bit too good looking.


Title: Re: The Assets of Beeny
Post by: Barry Scott on Wednesday, November 25, 2009, 17:49:06
You knows it OF. (Beeny over Pinder.)


Title: Re: The Assets of Beeny
Post by: nochee on Wednesday, November 25, 2009, 21:03:27
You knows it OF. (Beeny over Pinder.)

Really???? whatever flicks your switch, but i disagree.


Title: Re: The Assets of Beeny
Post by: flammableBen on Wednesday, November 25, 2009, 21:11:57
I have to admit that I've never been a huge Pinder fan. She always seemed like the perfect lowest common denominator pin-up to sell as many zoo/nuts/maxim/fhm as possible. I prefer to see lady appreciation as a much more cultured past time, like that of music, wine, food or films.

Not that I've got the right to get all pretentious about it, I did start a thread to describe Beeny's woobalorbs.


Title: Re: The Assets of Beeny
Post by: leefer on Wednesday, November 25, 2009, 22:22:30
http://i42.tinypic.com/2ag975x.jpg

Simply the best.