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I'll start off with a couple of the most obvious.

post match interview - "...at the end of the day"

fan at the ref/linesman "should've gone to specsavers!"

manager on a bad run after a game - "sometimes you need a bit of luck and we didn't get that today" (Malpas said this - don't treat it like it's a game of chance, change the things you can change and take responsibility you knob!!")

"He gave 110%". It's not fucking possible to give more than 100% you moronic idiots.

"He's got a good touch for a big lad".

Anything David Pleat's ever said.

"A cultured left foot"

"A real 6-pointer"

Gaël

:D

"It's a game of 2 halves."

"We/they didn't even turn up today."

"He knows where the goal is."

"If you don't buy a ticket you don't win the raffle"


I heard an interesting variation last weekend at maidenhead - "If you don't buy a ticket you don't win the tombola"


I'm going to look to use this phrase more often, to envigorate the tired cliche :)

They set out their stall

"If you don't shoot, you don't score." Is another variation on the theme.

We'll put this defeat behind us and move on.
The next goal is crucial.

The crowd were the 12th man

Don't portsmouth have their number 12 shirt in their squad as "the fans" or something equally gay. Things were more normal when their fans wore butchers aprons complete with blood and doc martens and kicked the shit out of anything in front of them. A bunch of fucking Premiership gayers now.

http://www.readingfc.co.uk/page/ProfilesDetail/0,,10306~19591,00.html

Cringeworthy Chalkie.

A recent study has shown that the number 13 really is unlucky for thousands living in the Berkshire area

premiership manager - "I'm not blaming the ref but surely video replays should be brought inn for incidents such as..."

"take each game as it comes"
"all credit to the lads"

"a game of two halves"

"He's no Charlie Austin".......

Give it a year or two.

That is absolutely uber gay - what a bunch of fucking pansies.

Every time from now that Thierry Henry has an assist in creating a goal :

'Henry had a hand in that goal...'

that makes me feel nauseous

"we give ourselves a great chance" One of Danny Wilson's favourites.

Bristol Shitty do something similar

http://www.bcfc.co.uk/page/ProfilesDetail/0,,10327~23822,00.html

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Started badly and faded

"We Rode our luck"

"The Ref was a cunt"

Id love to see managers come out with that one.

Sir Alex says it all the time but always gets away with it.

He's a 'natural goalscorer' :D

"I don't want to be known as the new [insert recently sold player's name]. I want to be known as the first [insert own player's name]."

Agree - that is fucking wrong

The game has gone fucking gay. Drums for the fans. the clubs putting the fans as the 12th man - what utter puerile shite. I think I'll carry on watching the games in silence to ensure the club don't put the fans as the 12th man. I'd rather have a morgue atmosphere than the club put the fans down as the 12th man. Gay, gay, gay and fucking gay again. 

"If anything, he struck it TOO well!"

"They are going to come here to play..."

Of course they are. They get paid to!!!

'we just weren't at the races today...'

WTF!?!

Here's one that's seem to have gone out of fashion:

"We showed some good bouncebackability"

"They parked the team bus in front of the goal".

"Schoolboy error"/"schoolboy defending"

Wenger's "I didn't see it"

 :soapy tit wank: :soapy tit wank:

"They like to play football" - you'd hope so!

"It's a great advert for league two football"

"He's worked his socks off"
"Over the moon"
"The proverbial game of two halves" ()
"...are too good to go down" (Forestitus)
"There are no easy games in the "( world cup, FA Cup, Wilts Shield...)

Oxford are shit.

The only funny thing Alan Shearer ever said in post-match interview: "In the Premiership, there are no easy games....except Ipswich at home".

http://www.swindonadvertiser.co.uk/sport/swindontown/news/4779877.SWINDON_TOWN__I_m_no_Coxy_/

Does Charlie read the TEF!

mmmm stfcinbmth may know the answer to that ;)

im sure most players read it.

Get in! 10 points for Austin.

In his next interview, he should say "I'm not geting carried away, I'm just going to take things one game a time" and when he talks about future games add "if selected" to the end of every sentence.