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Title: Secret Cameroonian trialist
Post by: SwindonTartanArmy on Monday, July 27, 2009, 07:49:44
Apparantly plays in Slovenia, and is "hot property", so he is either very good, or stolen. Not sure which.

Anyway, a little digging and I could only find these three Cameroonians in the top flight in Slovenia and noe are strikers (according to the ever reliable Wikipedia) There were a few Nigerians as well though.


Dinnyuy Kongnyuy MF
Enow Juvette Tabot MF
Theophile Junior Ntamé DF


Title: Re: Secret Cameroonian trialist
Post by: wheretherealredsare on Monday, July 27, 2009, 08:11:45
Wasn't there a famous one nicknamed Skippy?


Title: Re: Secret Cameroonian trialist
Post by: @MacPhlea on Monday, July 27, 2009, 08:14:09
No, that was a kangaroo from Australia, not a camaroon playing in Austria


Title: Re: Secret Cameroonian trialist
Post by: Arch Stanton on Monday, July 27, 2009, 08:15:25
Now maybe, just maybe the Adver have mis-reported this.... could it be a Cameroonian plying his trade in Slovakia?????

If so this guy fits the bill perfectly -

http://www.uefa.com/footballeurope/news/kind=2/newsid=775767.html

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leonard_Kweuke

Quote
Cameroonian striker Leonard Kweuke hopes his goals for DAC 1904 Dunajská Streda could one day earn him a move west, saying it is "not so far" from Slovakia to the big leagues in England, France and Spain.

Goals flowing
The 21-year-old's first season in Slovakia has been a dream so far, with his ten goals helping a Dunajská Streda side coached by former TSV 1860 München coach Werner Lorant, and led by Iranian club president Khashayar Mohseni, to fifth in the table. Kweuke may be second to SK Slovan Bratislava's 12-goal Pavol Masaryk in the scoring chart, but Dunajská Streda assistant coach MikulᚠRadványi feels his protégé deserves to be top, telling uefa.com: "Some of Masaryk's goals have been penalties. In my opinion, Kweuke is currently the best forward in the Slovakian league."

Powerful striker
For many, Kweuke's performance in a 3-2 win against MŠK Ružomberok on Saturday proved that. Dunajská Streda ended the game with nine men, but Kweuke scored twice to earn his side victory. "His biggest strength is his power," said Radványi of the player signed from Iranian club Steel Azin FC. "He is a huge talent and still only 21. Ružomberok tried to stop him, but didn't know how to. When we saw him for the first time we knew he could be a star for our club, but we had to be patient. He needed to feel that we had faith in him. Kweuke scored only once during the pre-season friendlies, but has scored regularly in the league."

Article dated last year, but it might be a viable shout... had subsequent loan spells in the bundesliga according to wikipedia


Title: Re: Secret Cameroonian trialist
Post by: wheretherealredsare on Monday, July 27, 2009, 08:19:55
No, that was a kangaroo from Australia, not a camaroon playing in Austria

I thought that was a coconut biscuit?


Title: Re: Secret Cameroonian trialist
Post by: lambourn red on Monday, July 27, 2009, 08:20:06
Now maybe, just maybe the Adver have mis-reported this.... could it be a Cameroonian plying his trade in Slovakia?????

If so this guy fits the bill perfectly -

http://www.uefa.com/footballeurope/news/kind=2/newsid=775767.html

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leonard_Kweuke

Article dated last year, but it might be a viable shout... had subsequent loan spells in the bundesliga according to wikipedia


Lets hope you are right as there does not seem to be anyone in the slovenian league that fits the bill but this guy looks like he does.


Title: Re: Secret Cameroonian trialist
Post by: Trashbat? on Monday, July 27, 2009, 08:28:54
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91XvBQ9McOg

found this on you tube of him


Title: Re: Secret Cameroonian trialist
Post by: Riddick on Monday, July 27, 2009, 08:30:04
you could be on to something. The adver article sounds like its from an interview prior to the Cardiff game as DW says "We’re hoping to get him in over the weekend, but he won’t be able to play in any games because he’s still tied to a club." and i'm pretty sure i saw Brezovan in the directors box at the game, what reason could he be there for except to help translating/selling the club to agent/player etc.


Title: Re: Secret Cameroonian trialist
Post by: flammableBen on Monday, July 27, 2009, 08:31:57
and i'm pretty sure i saw Brezovan in the directors box at the game, what reason could he be there for except to help translating/selling the club to agent/player etc.

Err. to meet up with old work colleagues?


Title: Re: Secret Cameroonian trialist
Post by: Arch Stanton on Monday, July 27, 2009, 08:32:55
Nice find Town23, some nice goals in there...


Title: Re: Secret Cameroonian trialist
Post by: Riddick on Monday, July 27, 2009, 08:39:12
true, i'd of thought getting himself a club would be more important on a sat, he can see them anytime. Anyway, just adding to the speculation.


Title: Re: Secret Cameroonian trialist
Post by: wheretherealredsare on Monday, July 27, 2009, 08:39:42
" ...  except to help translating/selling the club to agent/player etc."

Isn't French the language in Cameroon?


Title: Re: Secret Cameroonian trialist
Post by: carbonwhite on Monday, July 27, 2009, 08:43:24
even if this aint the guy were getting we should send that video along to DW to take a look at he looks exactly like what were looking for


Title: Re: Secret Cameroonian trialist
Post by: Anteater on Monday, July 27, 2009, 08:54:41
' I could only find these three Cameroonians in the top flight '
Dinnyuy Kongnyuy MF
Enow Juvette Tabot MF
Theophile Junior Ntamé DF


Theophile Junior ?????????????............prime target for the 'with a packet of sweets' song !


Title: Re: Secret Cameroonian trialist
Post by: Bob's Orange on Monday, July 27, 2009, 08:55:44
At least its something to talk about, last week was pretty quiet on the Western front!


Title: Re: Secret Cameroonian trialist
Post by: jayohaitchenn on Monday, July 27, 2009, 09:00:05
I met a girl from Cameroon last night. She spoke French and Cameroonian.


Title: Re: Secret Cameroonian trialist
Post by: Barry Scott on Monday, July 27, 2009, 09:00:34
He looks like some sort of poor man's Drogba. Strong, Quick, likes a shot and can hold up the ball. I like the idea of him being a Swindon player, but he just seems too good for us? But then it is a video and Casal looked good on video.


Title: Re: Secret Cameroonian trialist
Post by: SwindonTartanArmy on Monday, July 27, 2009, 09:02:29
Now maybe, just maybe the Adver have mis-reported this.... could it be a Cameroonian plying his trade in Slovakia?????

If so this guy fits the bill perfectly -

http://www.uefa.com/footballeurope/news/kind=2/newsid=775767.html

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leonard_Kweuke

Article dated last year, but it might be a viable shout... had subsequent loan spells in the bundesliga according to wikipedia

Could be... BBC website just says an african playing in Eastern Europe.


Title: Re: Secret Cameroonian trialist
Post by: Arch Stanton on Monday, July 27, 2009, 09:12:10
Could be... BBC website just says an african playing in Eastern Europe.

Probably be someone completely different now, but do I get a 'finders' prize if it does turn out to be him?  ;)






Title: Re: Secret Cameroonian trialist
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Monday, July 27, 2009, 09:21:14
I met a girl from Cameroon last night. She spoke French and Cameroonian.

And was a good dancer....you're probably allowed more than one wife in Cameroon. ;)


Title: Re: Secret Cameroonian trialist
Post by: Berniman on Monday, July 27, 2009, 09:23:03
That matey boy didn't seem to shabby to me!  Hell of a shot on him.


Title: Re: Secret Cameroonian trialist
Post by: leefer on Monday, July 27, 2009, 09:24:28
Will be interesting....another proper signiing next week hopefully according to DW if all goes ok with negotiations.


Title: Re: Secret Cameroonian trialist
Post by: carbonwhite on Monday, July 27, 2009, 09:29:53
says hes an african player playing in eastern europe it could be anyone. i think that kwuake playing in germany hes in the energie cottbus site


Title: Re: Secret Cameroonian trialist
Post by: leefer on Monday, July 27, 2009, 09:32:07
Hes Cameroony....Rooney, Rooney!.....


Title: Re: Secret Cameroonian trialist
Post by: Arch Stanton on Monday, July 27, 2009, 09:36:44
says hes an african player playing in eastern europe it could be anyone. i think that kwuake playing in germany hes in the energie cottbus site


Wikipedia says he was loaned to Frankfurt for last year and now he's been loaned to Cottbus, so whether thats a recent thing I'm not sure, if so it kinda scuppers our little conspiracy!


Title: Re: Secret Cameroonian trialist
Post by: Peter Venkman on Monday, July 27, 2009, 09:37:22
Don't you love Wiki......1 sniff of a rumour and its in as truth!

Quote
Career

On 18th Dec. 2008 he was borrowed by Eintracht Frankfurt, to play German 1. Bundesliga, he will play on loan until July 2009 from DAC Dunajská Streda in Corgoň liga[1].

On 24th July 2009 Kweuke agreed a move to England League One team FC Swindon Town after DAC Dunajská Streda accepted a Ł100,000 offer for the striker who made no secret of his desire to play in the English Professional Football Leagues.


Title: Re: Secret Cameroonian trialist
Post by: Peter Venkman on Monday, July 27, 2009, 09:38:37
The only thing is that his team are Slovakian and Fitton and DW mentioned Slovenian.

Could be to put any other scouts off the trail I guess.


Title: Re: Secret Cameroonian trialist
Post by: Arch Stanton on Monday, July 27, 2009, 09:43:38
Don't you love Wiki......1 sniff of a rumour and its in as truth!


I'm not guilty of this, c'mon somebody own up!


Title: Re: Secret Cameroonian trialist
Post by: wheretherealredsare on Monday, July 27, 2009, 09:46:57
The only thing is that his team are Slovakian and Fitton and DW mentioned Slovenian.

Could be to put any other scouts off the trail I guess.

But did they? Utter the word Slovenian I mean, or as previously posted is the Adver misreporting? All I heard AF say was Eastern Europe, and if DW said Slovenia it's quite possible he's got his akia's mixed up with his enia's.


Title: Re: Secret Cameroonian trialist
Post by: Peter Venkman on Monday, July 27, 2009, 09:49:23
This is true WTTRA I too heard Fitton state Eastern European as well, no mention of countries and it is easy to mix the close by countries phonetically.

Edited to keep WTRA happy....oops WTRRA :D


Title: Re: Secret Cameroonian trialist
Post by: wheretherealredsare on Monday, July 27, 2009, 09:51:33
It's WTRRA actually!


Title: Re: Secret Cameroonian trialist
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Monday, July 27, 2009, 09:55:43
 Fitton seems to like doing this business, of throwing out the fans a snippet of info, which then sets the fans into a foment of speculation.

 I think he should do a giant treasure hunt around the CG.....whenever we're after a new manager or an Afroslav striker with a silly name


Title: Re: Secret Cameroonian trialist
Post by: Arch Stanton on Monday, July 27, 2009, 09:58:41
I really like the term 'Afroslav'


Title: Re: Secret Cameroonian trialist
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Monday, July 27, 2009, 10:00:51
I really like the term 'Afroslav'

Thanks for the support I'm a bit worried that the speed freak mod might ban me for racism  :)


Title: Re: Secret Cameroonian trialist
Post by: Arch Stanton on Monday, July 27, 2009, 10:02:39
Well, you're one letter short from being racist in my opinion.... if an 'e' had appeared at the end...for example.


Title: Re: Secret Cameroonian trialist
Post by: Peter Venkman on Monday, July 27, 2009, 10:05:41
Well, you're one letter short from being racist in my opinion.... if an 'e' had appeared at the end...for example.

Very good :)


Title: Re: Secret Cameroonian trialist
Post by: lambourn red on Monday, July 27, 2009, 10:10:29
Could not resist giving the mongs on the thisis comments section a little lead onto leonard kweuke with my alter ego shirtliffter. They are now all in agreement this our man as wikipedia says so and bigging someone else up as the person who found the info soapy tit wank. You have to love wikipedia and the anonimity of forums etc


Title: Re: Secret Cameroonian trialist
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Monday, July 27, 2009, 10:12:26
Well, you're one letter short from being racist in my opinion.... if an 'e' had appeared at the end...for example.

Originally there was an 'e' at the end, but Ben popped it.


Title: Re: Secret Cameroonian trialist
Post by: Arch Stanton on Monday, July 27, 2009, 10:13:51
...
Could not resist giving the mongs on the thisis comments section a little lead onto leonard kweuke with my alter ego shirtliffter. They are now all in agreement this our man as wikipedia says so and bigging someone else up as the person who found the info soapy tit wank. You have to love wikipedia and the anonimity of forums etc

Excellent work sir.....

And change your avatar, it acts as a constant reminder of what couldve been..... and I'm saddened by it..  You may as well have a photo of my ex-girlfriend up there


Title: Re: Secret Cameroonian trialist
Post by: lambourn red on Monday, July 27, 2009, 10:17:57
I like it too much to change it .

I particularly like this comment
"The fact that its worded 'FC Swindon Town' on that Wikipedia article suggests it was written by somebody non-British, which makes it seem a bit more likely to me. Can't see Swindon being the first club Slovenian people think of when deciding to wind people up on Wikipedia!"


Title: Re: Secret Cameroonian trialist
Post by: Arch Stanton on Monday, July 27, 2009, 10:24:02
Ace, well 'bringbackstevefinney' is convinced -
Quote
THIS IS OUR MAN



Title: Re: Secret Cameroonian trialist
Post by: yeo on Monday, July 27, 2009, 10:59:52
Dont Cameroon internationals disappear for ages to play friendlys and stuff?

Do we really need a player thats not able to play lots of games because of international duty?


Title: Re: Secret Cameroonian trialist
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Monday, July 27, 2009, 11:06:15
Dont Cameroon internationals disappear for ages to play friendlys and stuff?

Do we really need a player thats not able to play lots of games because of international duty?

Yeah...and they use sangoma/shamen as well...(witch doctors for the racists.)

 This might have been acceptable when Hoddle was boss, although I suppose Jean-Francois wouldn't be adverse to a bit of nganga.


Title: Re: Secret Cameroonian trialist
Post by: Bob's Orange on Monday, July 27, 2009, 12:39:58
Get on Football Manager 09 and check. Just start a game in Slovenia/Slovakia and check.

Assuming someone hasn't already done this!


Title: Re: Secret Cameroonian trialist
Post by: Power to people on Monday, July 27, 2009, 12:41:35
Perhaps there is a link to the agent that brought over Brez years ago..he is from that part of the world ??


Title: Re: Secret Cameroonian trialist
Post by: ibelieveinmrreeves on Monday, July 27, 2009, 12:45:13
Get on Football Manager 09 and check. Just start a game in Slovenia/Slovakia and check.

Assuming someone hasn't already done this!

on it now! (sad bastard that I am)

Well, this is him -

[url width=150 height=134]http://img31.imageshack.us/img31/9596/kweuke.th.jpg (http://img31.imageshack.us/i/kweuke.jpg/)[/URL]


Title: Re: Secret Cameroonian trialist
Post by: Bob's Orange on Monday, July 27, 2009, 13:11:35
on it now! (sad bastard that I am)

Well, this is him -

[url width=150 height=134]http://img31.imageshack.us/img31/9596/kweuke.th.jpg (http://img31.imageshack.us/i/kweuke.jpg/)[/URL]

Sign him up!


Title: Re: Secret Cameroonian trialist
Post by: Rustle on Monday, July 27, 2009, 18:07:30
Whose the guilty culprit this time ?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edouard_Ndjodo


Title: Re: Secret Cameroonian trialist
Post by: newmarket red on Monday, July 27, 2009, 18:12:06
You can tell the kids are off russ


Title: Re: Secret Cameroonian trialist
Post by: Bogus Dave on Monday, July 27, 2009, 18:12:47
Perhaps there is a link to the agent that brought over Brez years ago..he is from that part of the world ??

Brez isnt from cameroon?


Title: Re: Secret Cameroonian trialist
Post by: Chubbs on Monday, July 27, 2009, 18:30:40
Whose the guilty culprit this time ?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edouard_Ndjodo

sounds like fola onion-bajii


Title: Re: Secret Cameroonian trialist
Post by: Rich Pullen on Monday, July 27, 2009, 18:46:02
I don't remember seeing so many goals in Fola's stats though :)


Title: Re: Secret Cameroonian trialist
Post by: STFC_Gazza on Monday, July 27, 2009, 18:47:38
Whose the guilty culprit this time ?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edouard_Ndjodo

Scored a few goals.........

WTF

Quote
On the 25th July 2009 Edouard Ndjodo signed for Swindon Town who play in the English league third division for an initial fee of 90000 Euros. Rumours that the players testicles are wanted by police in connection with drink driving offences are unsubstantiated.

He is also quite fond of custard creams hence his move to England, and enjoys a pre-match ritual of lemon sherbet and Robinson's squash before taking to the pitch.


Title: Re: Secret Cameroonian trialist
Post by: Bogus Dave on Monday, July 27, 2009, 18:57:20
Haha


Title: Re: Secret Cameroonian trialist
Post by: Arch Stanton on Monday, July 27, 2009, 19:08:57
And he's 9ft tall according to wiki


Title: Re: Secret Cameroonian trialist
Post by: lambourn red on Monday, July 27, 2009, 19:09:48
...
Excellent work sir.....

And change your avatar, it acts as a constant reminder of what couldve been..... and I'm saddened by it..  You may as well have a photo of my ex-girlfriend up there

I seemed to have upset some cunt on the cocks section of thisis, looks like someone needs to take a chill pill. Funny thing is it is not me updating Wikipedia in fact it seems to be quite a few different people as the IP addresses are different but nearly all from Swindon which rules me out.
At least today we have something to speculate about breaks the boredom of pre-season.

It also looks like we are all getting a bit of stick on the thisis forum for coming across all superior on here  ???

http://forum.thisisswindontownfc.co.uk/viewtopic.php?t=5326&start=45


Title: Re: Secret Cameroonian trialist
Post by: STFC_Gazza on Monday, July 27, 2009, 19:28:39
And he's 9ft tall according to wiki

Good in the air then!


Title: Re: Secret Cameroonian trialist
Post by: STFC_Gazza on Monday, July 27, 2009, 19:30:57
I seemed to have upset some cunt on the cocks section of thisis, looks like someone needs to take a chill pill. Funny thing is it is not me updating Wikipedia in fact it seems to be quite a few different people as the IP addresses are different but nearly all from Swindon which rules me out.
At least today we have something to speculate about breaks the boredom of pre-season.

It also looks like we are all getting a bit of stick on the thisis forum for coming across all superior on here  ???

http://forum.thisisswindontownfc.co.uk/viewtopic.php?t=5326&start=45

"Mongs"


Title: Re: Secret Cameroonian trialist
Post by: swindon-lad on Monday, July 27, 2009, 19:35:37
samuel eto`s quosin


Title: Re: Secret Cameroonian trialist
Post by: Rich Pullen on Monday, July 27, 2009, 19:36:51
I don't look at thisis that much because it's so quiet.

To be honest, I just assumed that most people who posted on there were TEF members with different usernames!


Title: Re: Secret Cameroonian trialist
Post by: nochee on Monday, July 27, 2009, 19:38:09
And he's 9ft tall according to wiki

Is Peter Crouch from Camaroon?


Title: Re: Secret Cameroonian trialist
Post by: suttonred on Monday, July 27, 2009, 19:52:51
I don't look at thisis that much because it's so quiet.

To be honest, I just assumed that most people who posted on there were TEF members with different usernames!

Think most on here might get offended at that. I cant think of anyone on here who would use security word(whatever the fuck that is) and then always use two words. Thick twats.


Title: Re: Secret Cameroonian trialist
Post by: Arch Stanton on Monday, July 27, 2009, 19:54:13
I seemed to have upset some cunt on the cocks section of thisis, looks like someone needs to take a chill pill. Funny thing is it is not me updating Wikipedia in fact it seems to be quite a few different people as the IP addresses are different but nearly all from Swindon which rules me out.
At least today we have something to speculate about breaks the boredom of pre-season.

It also looks like we are all getting a bit of stick on the thisis forum for coming across all superior on here  ???

http://forum.thisisswindontownfc.co.uk/viewtopic.php?t=5326&start=45

You've certainly stirred up quite a thread within the comments sections, just had a look and it keeps going and going and going and going and going


Title: Re: Secret Cameroonian trialist
Post by: Rich Pullen on Monday, July 27, 2009, 19:56:12
I don't read it enough to know... Every forum has it's collection of special ones.


Title: Re: Secret Cameroonian trialist
Post by: lambourn red on Monday, July 27, 2009, 20:05:21
You've certainly stirred up quite a thread within the comments sections, just had a look and it keeps going and going and going and going and going

someone on their still saying Billy Sharp is coming and was looking around the club today   ???


Title: Re: Secret Cameroonian trialist
Post by: STFC_Gazza on Monday, July 27, 2009, 20:13:36
Hope this is the guy to be honest... looks shit hot... great finishes oh and a great dancer!!!

WARNING: Turn volume down and forward to 1:25

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5w_WIthyVE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FY3Kk865Fms


Title: Re: Secret Cameroonian trialist
Post by: Bogus Dave on Monday, July 27, 2009, 20:16:50
If we get a foreigner (especially an african) he'll want to go at the very first offer than comes in. Thats my observation of african footballers in the english game down the years, especially in the unfashionable teams


Title: Re: Secret Cameroonian trialist
Post by: Barry Scott on Monday, July 27, 2009, 20:27:18
Ndjodo Edouard is probably harder to pronounce than Leonard Kweuke. Either or both would be good thank you Mr Fitton sir.


Title: Re: Secret Cameroonian trialist
Post by: Rustle on Monday, July 27, 2009, 20:27:29
Hope this is the guy to be honest... looks shit hot... great finishes oh and a great dancer!!!

WARNING: Turn volume down and forward to 1:25

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5w_WIthyVE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FY3Kk865Fms


Looks a decent player and looks like one of those strikers who likes to run at defender's,I see plenty of penalties for us if it's him.


Title: Re: Secret Cameroonian trialist
Post by: STFC_Gazza on Monday, July 27, 2009, 20:28:53

Looks a decent player and looks like one of those strikers who likes to run at defender's,I see plenty of penalties for us if it's him.

Well he would certainly fit the "hot property" description but it wont be him I dont expect. From what I can gather he has just signed for someone and we said we were speaking to a club so therefore a club who just signed a player wont let him go for nothing.


Title: Re: Secret Cameroonian trialist
Post by: Rustle on Monday, July 27, 2009, 20:34:06
Well he would certainly fit the "hot property" description but it wont be him I dont expect. From what I can gather he has just signed for someone and we said we were speaking to a club so therefore a club who just signed a player wont let him go for nothing.

I thought DW mentioned something about him being with a club,that's why he can't play against the baggies,I was under the impression we are paying a fee for this trialist if DW likes what he sees.


Title: Re: Secret Cameroonian trialist
Post by: STFC_Gazza on Monday, July 27, 2009, 20:36:50
I thought DW mentioned something about him being with a club,that's why he can't play against the baggies,I was under the impression we are paying a fee for this trialist if DW likes what he sees.

From what I have gathered he has only JUST signed with a club therefore I would think it was highly unlikely that this new club would let him go, well unless we offered silly money...


Title: Re: Secret Cameroonian trialist
Post by: Rustle on Monday, July 27, 2009, 20:40:34
Ahh right gotcha,any idea what club ?


Title: Re: Secret Cameroonian trialist
Post by: Arch Stanton on Monday, July 27, 2009, 20:41:49
Has anyone tried calling the telephone number that appears on the YouTube clip? We could always organise a trial for him, just tell him to turn up at wanborough with his boots....


Title: Re: Secret Cameroonian trialist
Post by: STFC_Gazza on Monday, July 27, 2009, 20:46:10
Ahh right gotcha,any idea what club ?

All guess work but Kecskeméti TE by looks of it... Although Wikipedia is not the most reliable source, this club is not on there and on the attached link it says 2009-10 so seems to me as if he has just arrived... could be wrong ofcourse but would make sense...

http://www.playerhistory.com/Default.aspx?page=player_details&playerID=90024
http://www.worldfootball.net/spieler_profil/edouard-ndjodo/

This site says he is "unemployed" so thats how I came to the conclusion he just signed for Kecskeméti TE, the site below may not have been updated. AF said he was employed so even if he was on a free.... it wont be him as that rules him out, being at a new club and seeing his videos Kecskeméti TE wont let him go already..
http://www.transfermarkt.co.uk/en/spieler/79983/ndjodo/transferdaten.html

09/10 07.2009  Honved Budapest Unemployed  -
08/09 06.2009  BFC Siofok  Honved Budapest war -
08/09 08.2008  Honved Budapest  BFC Siofok ist ?
08/09 07.2008  Ferencvaros Budapest  Honved Budapest war -
07/08 07.2007  Honved Budapest  Ferencvaros Budapest ist free transfer
06/07 01.2007  FC Tatabanya  Honved Budapest  26.700 Ł

So sadly I conclude this one is 80% bollocks  :cry:



Title: Re: Secret Cameroonian trialist
Post by: Rustle on Monday, July 27, 2009, 20:53:32
All guess work but Kecskeméti TE by looks of it... Although Wikipedia is not the most reliable source, this club is not on there and on the attached link it says 2009-10 so seems to me as if he has just arrived... could be wrong ofcourse but would make sense...

http://www.playerhistory.com/Default.aspx?page=player_details&playerID=90024
http://www.worldfootball.net/spieler_profil/edouard-ndjodo/

This site says he is "unemployed" so thats how I came to the conclusion he just signed for Kecskeméti TE, the site below may not have been updated. AF said he was employed so even if he was on a free.... it wont be him as that rules him out, being at a new club and seeing his videos Kecskeméti TE wont let him go already..
http://www.transfermarkt.co.uk/en/spieler/79983/ndjodo/transferdaten.html




09/10 07.2009  Honved Budapest Unemployed  -
08/09 06.2009  BFC Siofok  Honved Budapest war -
08/09 08.2008  Honved Budapest  BFC Siofok ist ?
08/09 07.2008  Ferencvaros Budapest  Honved Budapest war -
07/08 07.2007  Honved Budapest  Ferencvaros Budapest ist free transfer
06/07 01.2007  FC Tatabanya  Honved Budapest  26.700 Ł

So sadly I conclude this one is 80% bollocks  :cry:



He's not listed as Kecskeméti TE player but like you say he may have just arrived.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kecskem%C3%A9ti_TE

oh well it was nice thought for for a moment,Next 


Title: Re: Secret Cameroonian trialist
Post by: Bob's Orange on Monday, July 27, 2009, 20:58:14
How about this fella?

http://www.playerhistory.com/Default.aspx?page=player_details&playerID=83011


Title: Re: Secret Cameroonian trialist
Post by: leefer on Monday, July 27, 2009, 21:06:28
Isnt the guy weve got on trial an international player?


Title: Re: Secret Cameroonian trialist
Post by: STFC_Gazza on Monday, July 27, 2009, 21:26:06
He's not listed as Kecskeméti TE player but like you say he may have just arrived.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kecskem%C3%A9ti_TE

oh well it was nice thought for for a moment,Next 

Looks like he would have been a shit hot signing.... nevermind, maybe we will be surprised!


Title: Re: Secret Cameroonian trialist
Post by: doomster on Monday, July 27, 2009, 22:18:05
I think any players with zero international experience can be ruled out due to the fact that they aren't likely to get a work permit.  I would of thought most clubs wouldn't bother wasting time if they weren't sure that they could get it sorted.  I would therefore expect whoever it is to at least have some U21 experience.

Eto maybe :-P


Title: Re: Secret Cameroonian trialist
Post by: SwindonTartanArmy on Monday, July 27, 2009, 22:22:50
N
I think any players with zero international experience can be ruled out due to the fact that they aren't likely to get a work permit.  I would of thought most clubs wouldn't bother wasting time if they weren't sure that they could get it sorted.  I would therefore expect whoever it is to at least have some U21 experience.

Eto maybe :-P
ot a chance in hell of us signing a Cameroon international player to qualify for a work permit. These players have probably qualified for a french or another european country's passport


Title: Re: Secret Cameroonian trialist
Post by: Power to people on Tuesday, July 28, 2009, 07:35:51
I think any players with zero international experience can be ruled out due to the fact that they aren't likely to get a work permit.  I would of thought most clubs wouldn't bother wasting time if they weren't sure that they could get it sorted.  I would therefore expect whoever it is to at least have some U21 experience.

Eto maybe :-P

I was just thinking about the work permit criteria, anyone know what criteria these foreign players have to fill to get a WP these days ?


Title: Re: Secret Cameroonian trialist
Post by: wheretherealredsare on Tuesday, July 28, 2009, 07:41:45
I thought I read somewhere that Len and Eddy both had EU passports or something like that so work permits are irrelevant.


Title: Re: Secret Cameroonian trialist
Post by: ScillyRed on Tuesday, July 28, 2009, 07:48:43
Slightly worried we are chasing such exotic sounding (journeymen?) players - I feel we need the 'roll the sleeves up homegrown variety' rather than a 'taste of eastern promise'. It's much better to have a good team without any outstanding stars - they will only get poached by Championship teams. Look at Burnley - anyone know one of their players ?


Title: Re: Secret Cameroonian trialist
Post by: SwindonTartanArmy on Tuesday, July 28, 2009, 07:52:22
I was just thinking about the work permit criteria, anyone know what criteria these foreign players have to fill to get a WP these days ?
Something along the lines of 75% of internationals for a team in the top 70 (i think) in the world. If not it automatically fails. It can then be appealed and is then decided upon by a panel of "experts" ie if he is too young to have played the required games but is obviously a huge prospect etc....

however as I said, the players we would sign would already have an EU passport.


Title: Re: Secret Cameroonian trialist
Post by: tans on Tuesday, July 28, 2009, 08:09:25
I heard it was Umbongo Indgacongo we were after.


Title: Re: Secret Cameroonian trialist
Post by: Batch on Tuesday, July 28, 2009, 08:40:48
Bbc swindon seemed confident  he's not from the cameroon


Title: Re: Secret Cameroonian trialist
Post by: wheretherealredsare on Tuesday, July 28, 2009, 08:45:25
He cameroon ... and wentaroon?


Title: Re: Secret Cameroonian trialist
Post by: BANGKOK RED on Tuesday, July 28, 2009, 08:52:37
He cameroon ... and wentaroon?

He's Scottish noo then?


Title: Re: Secret Cameroonian trialist
Post by: wheretherealredsare on Tuesday, July 28, 2009, 09:06:51
He's Scottish noo then?

MacEroon?


Title: Re: Secret Cameroonian trialist
Post by: Peter Venkman on Tuesday, July 28, 2009, 09:14:04
So we have now understood that hes from Slovakia or Slovenia and is from Cameroon or not from Cameroon!

I still think they are putting up a smoke screen to put off other prospective purchasers of him, especially after the Theo Robinson "gazza"umping.


Title: Re: Secret Cameroonian trialist
Post by: Simon Pieman on Tuesday, July 28, 2009, 09:16:52
It's actually Junior Agogo


Title: Re: Secret Cameroonian trialist
Post by: Peter Venkman on Tuesday, July 28, 2009, 09:33:31
It's actually Junior Agogo
:( oh noooooooooooooooooooooo

If it is Slovakia and not Slovenia as DW stated.....it could be Mouhamadou Seye a young Senegalese striker with dual nationality of Slovakia playing for Dukla Banská.

Or any of these without dual nationality such as
Daniel Bakongolia - DR Congo - playing for FC ViOn Zlaté Moravce
Severin Drogba - Ivory Coast - playing at Moldava
Hector Tubonemi - Nigerian - playing at Dubnica 
Salomon Wisdom - Benin - playing at ViOn Zlaté Moravce
Samba Kebe - Senegal/French - playing at Trnava
Omar Colley - Gambia - playing at Radomlje in Slovenia

Theres a few of my guesses :) I doubt its any of them but its good to guess.


Title: Re: Secret Cameroonian trialist
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Tuesday, July 28, 2009, 09:37:36
Slightly worried we are chasing such exotic sounding (journeymen?) players - I feel we need the 'roll the sleeves up homegrown variety' rather than a 'taste of eastern promise'. It's much better to have a good team without any outstanding stars - they will only get poached by Championship teams. Look at Burnley - anyone know one of their players ?

Yep...Burnley actually spent a bit of money, ie a mill for Chris Eagles and a mill for Martin Patterson who scored for Scunny at CCC level.

Burnley funded these 2 on the back of selling Kyle Lafferty, who in fairness is a bit of a donk to Rangers for 3 mill...nice business, Cox is twice the player, but half the value.



Title: Re: Secret Cameroonian trialist
Post by: pauld on Tuesday, July 28, 2009, 09:39:09
Yep...Burnley actually spent a bit of money, ie a mill for Chris Eagles and a mill for Martin Patterson who scored for Scunny at CCC level.
Dark Satanic mills?


Title: Re: Secret Cameroonian trialist
Post by: wheretherealredsare on Tuesday, July 28, 2009, 09:57:30
Right! It's obvious we need a plan instead of all these wild guesses ... so here it is:
As this mystery triallist is supposed to be here for a week (AF interview 25/7 BBC Wilts) and is apparently not cleared to play tonight it is highly likely that he'll be sat in the directors' box watching the match tonight against WBA. So, one of you who sits near the box should take a pic with your phone and immediately upload it on here so he can be identified.

Unless AF makes him wear a balaclava back to front with holes cut out so he can see ... in which case post it on here and I'll think of a Plan B.


Title: Re: Secret Cameroonian trialist
Post by: Barnard on Tuesday, July 28, 2009, 10:03:57
The old boy in the ticket office told me he was actually a Columbian U21 international yesterday. Columbia - Cameroon Whats in a continent anyway?


Title: Re: Secret Cameroonian trialist
Post by: Peter Venkman on Tuesday, July 28, 2009, 10:09:42
The old boy in the ticket office told me he was actually a Columbian U21 international yesterday. Columbia - Cameroon Whats in a continent anyway?

Smokescreen


Title: Re: Secret Cameroonian trialist
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Tuesday, July 28, 2009, 10:10:55
Right! It's obvious we need a plan instead of all these wild guesses ... so here it is:
As this mystery triallist is supposed to be here for a week (AF interview 25/7 BBC Wilts) and is apparently not cleared to play tonight it is highly likely that he'll be sat in the directors' box watching the match tonight against WBA. So, one of you who sits near the box should take a pic with your phone and immediately upload it on here so he can be identified.

Unless AF makes him wear a balaclava back to front with holes cut out so he can see ... in which case post it on here and I'll think of a Plan B.

Ooh reminds me of the halcyon days of trying to work out the identity of the mystery Portugeezer consortium, by sitting behind the directors seats.  Also trying to speculate on the numbers of Brazilian kids who we had lined up to sign...if you can't stand in the TE for friendlies, got to do something to ease teh tedium of a friendly.

In fact think I'll go there tonight, OK wont be as entertaining as watching Diamond Mike at work....


Title: Re: Secret Cameroonian trialist
Post by: leefer on Tuesday, July 28, 2009, 10:12:44
Smokescreen

Is that his name...Smokescreen is a strange name for a Colombian....now Ilava Coffee sounds more like it.


Title: Re: Secret Cameroonian trialist
Post by: Riddick on Tuesday, July 28, 2009, 10:31:29
If they are trying to convince him to sign it would be a bit of a gamble to take him to our friendly wouldn't it?

I suppose it would at least convince him he will get a starting place, and maybe with cox present, what can happen if he does well.


Title: Re: Secret Cameroonian trialist
Post by: Peter Venkman on Tuesday, July 28, 2009, 10:46:01
Is that his name...Smokescreen is a strange name for a Colombian....now Ilava Coffee sounds more like it.

Actually smokescreen sounds more like a Brazilian nickname with a name like Juan Carlos Domingues Sanchez Romero Mario Otrego Gomez Smith (he had a Scottish father!) hence no need for a work permit.


Title: Re: Secret Cameroonian trialist
Post by: wheretherealredsare on Tuesday, July 28, 2009, 11:01:40
I'm beginning to think this is not being taken seriously!


Title: Re: Secret Cameroonian trialist
Post by: BANGKOK RED on Tuesday, July 28, 2009, 11:15:18
OK then.

So far we have narrowed it down to an African from Columbia with a Scot's accent, who plays in Slovakia and Slovenia and likes custard creams.

Could be anybody


Title: Re: Secret Cameroonian trialist
Post by: Dazzza on Tuesday, July 28, 2009, 11:19:14
Good lord use your PC's and Google kids.  It's Mouhamadou Seye a Senegalese - Slovak football striker or midfielder who currently plays for Slovak club Dukla Banská Bystrica.

He was a Fugee for a while before he got nationality

Pedia:  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mouhamadou_Seye



Title: Re: Secret Cameroonian trialist
Post by: Dazzza on Tuesday, July 28, 2009, 11:19:40
News all over the Slovak sites:

http://translate.google.co.uk/translate?hl=en&sl=sk&u=http://www.osporte.sk/%3Fid_cat%3D30%26news%3D30416&ei=md5uStjLDdC2jAe_le2NBQ&sa=X&oi=translate&resnum=1&ct=result&prev=/search%3Fq%3DMouhamadou%2BSeye%2B%2522swindon%2Btown%2522%26hl%3Den



Title: Re: Secret Cameroonian trialist
Post by: Dazzza on Tuesday, July 28, 2009, 11:23:01
9 goals last term.

Someone else can do some research now, I'm off to make my fetid cup 'o gloop for lunch.


Title: Re: Secret Cameroonian trialist
Post by: Lash_sumthin on Tuesday, July 28, 2009, 11:40:45
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKUdIpsU6QE this him?


Title: Re: Secret Cameroonian trialist
Post by: Bob's Orange on Tuesday, July 28, 2009, 11:46:24
a goal every 3.5 games in Slovakian football. He's now a Slovakian national which guess gets around the Work permit problems. Interesting background on Wiki as well.

Mouhamadou (called Mustafa) came on Slovakia when he was sixteen. His arrival was dramatic. Football scout had left Mouhamadou on the hotel's room and he was alone in foreign country. When his residence permit expired, Seye decided to leave Slovakia. On the Slovak-Austrian border they caught him and he was placed to refugee camp in Brezová pod Bradlom. His football talent allowed him began play for the local club. Then Seye moved to MFK Dubnica where he signed his first professional contract and made his debut in Corgoň Liga on 31 May 2006 in a match against Banská Bystrica. On September 2008, he obtained Slovak nationality and he may start playing for Slovakia from 2011. Now currently on trial at Swindon Town F.C looking to earn a contract [1][2]



Title: Re: Secret Cameroonian trialist
Post by: Bob's Orange on Tuesday, July 28, 2009, 11:55:17
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKUdIpsU6QE this him?

He did miss 3 open goals in those clips but even Coxy missed open goals. Looks like a poacher who gets in the right places. Could be a good player off of Paynter, difficult to tell but relatively pacy.


Title: Re: Secret Cameroonian trialist
Post by: Peter Venkman on Tuesday, July 28, 2009, 11:56:30
If it is Slovakia and not Slovenia as DW stated.....it could be Mouhamadou Seye a young Senegalese striker with dual nationality of Slovakia playing for Dukla Banská.


Could my ill educated and totally spurious guess out of the blue be correct? we wait with baited breath!


Title: Re: Secret Cameroonian trialist
Post by: Miles Mayhem on Tuesday, July 28, 2009, 12:00:11
i love the sound of a training dual, on guard dukla


Title: Re: Secret Cameroonian trialist
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Tuesday, July 28, 2009, 12:00:14
Could my ill educated and totally spurious guess out of the blue be correct? we wait with baited breath!

 :sherlock:  possibly good work Holmes.

 I liked the diving technique shown on the promo clip...


Title: Re: Secret Cameroonian trialist
Post by: ibelieveinmrreeves on Tuesday, July 28, 2009, 12:00:38
Like the look of Seye's team mate, no.13 and all. Sign him up!


Title: Re: Secret Cameroonian trialist
Post by: wheretherealredsare on Tuesday, July 28, 2009, 12:00:58
Could my ill educated and totally spurious guess out of the blue be correct? we wait with baited breath!

Have you been at Dazza's fetid cup again?


Title: Re: Secret Cameroonian trialist
Post by: Peter Venkman on Tuesday, July 28, 2009, 12:04:58
Nah I prefer to drink from the female furry cup :D


Title: Re: Secret Cameroonian trialist
Post by: BANGKOK RED on Tuesday, July 28, 2009, 12:10:23
So all we need now then is for one of us to call our contact in Slovakia and BAM!!!


Title: Re: Secret Cameroonian trialist
Post by: pauld on Tuesday, July 28, 2009, 12:19:04
Good lord use your PC's and Google kids.
I thought you weren't allowed to Google kids?


Title: Re: Secret Cameroonian trialist
Post by: Dazzza on Tuesday, July 28, 2009, 12:33:52
I thought you weren't allowed to Google kids?

Shhhh I have that new browser Glitterfox.

Who updated Wikipedia?  Between me posting his name on here and my fetid cup someone has been at his pedia page and updated it to include the trial link.

Looks like the new Sabin in that video!


Title: Re: Secret Cameroonian trialist
Post by: Simon Pieman on Tuesday, July 28, 2009, 12:37:34
We really are desperate aren't we? Oh fuck.


Title: Re: Secret Cameroonian trialist
Post by: Arch Stanton on Tuesday, July 28, 2009, 12:52:04
yeah there were some nice goals in that youtube clip, but for the first few minutes I thought I was watching an awful 'footballing bloopers' video.  ;)


Title: Re: Secret Cameroonian trialist
Post by: nochee on Tuesday, July 28, 2009, 12:53:41
It didnt seem to be a "selling" video did it. Seeing as it came from a Management company.

He seems fast and able to poach goals tho.


Title: Re: Secret Cameroonian trialist
Post by: Peter Venkman on Tuesday, July 28, 2009, 13:06:43
Can't say I am very impressed if that is him, he missed more than he scored and the best 4 or 5 goals weren't even scored by him they merely had him dummying or a short pass from him.

The bloke from yesterday Leonard Kweuke looked much better.


Title: Re: Secret Cameroonian trialist
Post by: Bob's Orange on Tuesday, July 28, 2009, 13:10:03
Can't say I am very impressed if that is him, he missed more than he scored and the best 4 or 5 goals weren't even scored by him they merely had him dummying or a short pass from him.

The bloke from yesterday Leonard Kweuke looked much better.

Lets not write him off. He's only 20 remember and still learning his trade. At least we are looking at strikers, who knows we could be polishing a gem here.


Title: Re: Secret Cameroonian trialist
Post by: Peter Venkman on Tuesday, July 28, 2009, 13:13:03
Lets not write him off. He's only 20 remember and still learning his trade. At least we are looking at strikers, who knows we could be polishing a gem here.

Not writing him off but not as impressed by that video as I was the previous player...but anyway its all heresay at the moment we wont know for sure until its officially announced by the club, which doesn't sound like it will be until at least the weekend if hes here on trial for a week.


Title: Re: Secret Cameroonian trialist
Post by: DV on Tuesday, July 28, 2009, 13:33:24
casal looked good on youtube.


Title: Re: Secret Cameroonian trialist
Post by: Samdy Gray on Tuesday, July 28, 2009, 13:41:36
So are you saying the reverse is true of this fella, Dan?

Good on YouTube = shit on the pitch
Shit on YouTube = good on the pitch


Title: Re: Secret Cameroonian trialist
Post by: DV on Tuesday, July 28, 2009, 13:55:25
nope, im just saying youtube isnt an accurate source.

If you videoed me playing football for say 10 hours, you'd get enough to make a 37 second youtube clip of me looking like a pro.

The remaining 9 hours, 59 minutes and 23 seconds I'd be dog shite as per...


Title: Re: Secret Cameroonian trialist
Post by: Batch on Tuesday, July 28, 2009, 14:01:58
nope, im just saying youtube isnt an accurate source.

Everybody knows it's Football Manager that is accurate.


Title: Re: Secret Cameroonian trialist
Post by: leefer on Tuesday, July 28, 2009, 14:29:18
My sources(he,he) tell me we have a striker signing next week..a proper signing none of this mambo jambo youtube stuff.


Title: Re: Secret Cameroonian trialist
Post by: ibelieveinmrreeves on Tuesday, July 28, 2009, 14:34:22
nope, im just saying youtube isnt an accurate source.

If you videoed me playing football for say 10 hours, you'd get enough to make a 37 second youtube clip of me looking like a pro.

The remaining 9 hours, 59 minutes and 23 seconds I'd be dog shite as per...

Whereas you'd only get about 33 seconds from Marshal...


Title: Re: Secret Cameroonian trialist
Post by: Spencer_White on Tuesday, July 28, 2009, 16:28:59
noooooooooooooo dont do it danny!


Title: Re: Secret Cameroonian trialist
Post by: OOH! SHAUN TAYLOR on Tuesday, July 28, 2009, 16:33:27
Lets not write him off.
No, I think it's a natural progression.

For years Town fans have written players off before they've kicked a ball for the club..writing them off before we actually know who the hell they are is the way to go.

I'm all for it.


Title: Re: Secret Cameroonian trialist
Post by: Mexicano Rojo on Tuesday, July 28, 2009, 16:45:36
that made me laugh well done OST.


Title: Re: Secret Cameroonian trialist
Post by: Arch Stanton on Wednesday, July 29, 2009, 08:02:19
Wow, even the Official Site is reporting this morning that we're looking at an 'unnamed striker'!

Now that place is normally devoid of un-substantiated rumour-mongering, so hopefully things will be happening soon!

There are now ten cars full of huddersfield scouts blocking the roads around wanborough looking for the training ground.


Title: Re: Secret Cameroonian trialist
Post by: lambourn red on Wednesday, July 29, 2009, 08:06:42
I am starting to wonder if this whole thing is a complete smokescreen and the guy is actually British and tied to another english side and is down here discussing terms etc without alerting any other teams .


Title: Re: Secret Cameroonian trialist
Post by: Arch Stanton on Wednesday, July 29, 2009, 08:18:49
I am starting to wonder if this whole thing is a complete smokescreen and the guy is actually British and tied to another english side and is down here discussing terms etc without alerting any other teams .

I was thinking the same thing.... has 'Shirtliffter' mentioned this on any comments section recently.... it might be worth a laugh..

BTW good use of the word 'MONGS' yesterday I thought....


Title: Re: Secret Cameroonian trialist
Post by: Dazzza on Wednesday, July 29, 2009, 10:15:23
It's got to be Mouhamadou Seye his name is all over the news sites in Slovakia, if it is a smokescreen then it's a fucking bizzare one!

From yesterday, Babelfish it:

http://www.profutbal.sk/spravy/?clanok=76151




Title: Re: Secret Cameroonian trialist
Post by: lambourn red on Wednesday, July 29, 2009, 11:35:33
It's got to be Mouhamadou Seye his name is all over the news sites in Slovakia, if it is a smokescreen then it's a fucking bizzare one!

From yesterday, Babelfish it:

http://www.profutbal.sk/spravy/?clanok=76151




What I dont understand is that if it is that guy why any team would have to keep his name under wraps , he has hardly set the slovakian second division a light. I reckon you could circulate Mouhamadou Seye's name to all the League 1 teams and not one would give a shit. Very Bizarre


Title: Re: Secret Cameroonian trialist
Post by: michael on Wednesday, July 29, 2009, 17:39:22
The latest I have on this is that the player in question is not owned by a club but instead by a consortium, and so for this reason we can only sign him on loan.

Yes I know that it is unlikely but I did like the idea of us effectively being the Man United of League 1.


Title: Re: Secret Cameroonian trialist
Post by: OOH! SHAUN TAYLOR on Wednesday, July 29, 2009, 18:20:36
The latest I have on this is that the player in question is not owned by a club but instead by a consortium, and so for this reason we can only sign him on loan.

Do I not like that. I really hope that's not the case.


Title: Re: Secret Cameroonian trialist
Post by: TOWNEND TONTO on Wednesday, July 29, 2009, 18:30:38
Was that not banned after the West Ham get away.


Title: Re: Secret Cameroonian trialist
Post by: Spencer_White on Wednesday, July 29, 2009, 19:26:03
Tevez was on loan from Kia Joorabchian to Manchester United last season.

Man United officially had his registration, but contractually he was still Joorabchian's player.

This sort of deal is exactly the sort of agent infiltration into football that Fitton said he was against. Would be a poor show if we signed someone on that basis.


Title: Re: Secret Cameroonian trialist
Post by: SwindonTartanArmy on Wednesday, July 29, 2009, 21:12:31
The latest I have on this is that the player in question is not owned by a club but instead by a consortium, and so for this reason we can only sign him on loan.

Yes I know that it is unlikely but I did like the idea of us effectively being the Man United of League 1.
cite your source?

Sounds like bullshit to me.


Title: Re: Secret Cameroonian trialist
Post by: Batch on Wednesday, July 29, 2009, 21:17:29
This sort of deal is exactly the sort of agent infiltration into football that Fitton said he was against. Would be a poor show if we signed someone on that basis.

Yeah, fuck that for a game of soldiers.

If he's good but expensive then we want to get a return on him, not loan him and piss our money against a wall.


Title: Re: Secret Cameroonian trialist
Post by: doomster on Wednesday, July 29, 2009, 21:21:42
I reckon that the adver have got it wrong for a change......Lick my Arse Orifice......hopefully this is the identity of the mystery man as if so it will be a shit hot signing.

http://www.goal.com/en/news/9/england/2009/06/16/1327892/cameroon-starlet-christian-noah-has-premier-league-dream

fits the bill and if true no wonder they want to keep it quiet.........ssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


Title: Re: Secret Cameroonian trialist
Post by: Nemo on Wednesday, July 29, 2009, 21:25:53
Does he come with a whale?


Title: Re: Secret Cameroonian trialist
Post by: doomster on Wednesday, July 29, 2009, 21:27:14
Heres his passport details for good measure for anyone planning on forging a cameroon passport

http://www.viadeo.com/fr/profile/christian.noah


sign him on sign him on sign him on.


Makes sense also as to get a work permit he would need to have international experience.


Title: Re: Secret Cameroonian trialist
Post by: Barry Scott on Wednesday, July 29, 2009, 21:28:57
If that is him, it'll be the NEW best news i've had in ages.


Title: Re: Secret Cameroonian trialist
Post by: Arch Stanton on Wednesday, July 29, 2009, 21:31:31
God I hope its him, fits the bill of someone that we can flog on for a profit...

Exciting times.


Title: Re: Secret Cameroonian trialist
Post by: Rustle on Wednesday, July 29, 2009, 21:32:03
Only one problem i can pronounce that name ok,I thought it was reported that people would have a job pronouncing the guy's name.


Title: Re: Secret Cameroonian trialist
Post by: doomster on Wednesday, July 29, 2009, 21:35:32
http://www.setanta.com/uk/Articles/Football/2009/06/15/Exclusive-Tiehi-on-Noah/gnid-57060/

bugger he is free transfer so probably not him then........doh......


Title: Re: Secret Cameroonian trialist
Post by: Arch Stanton on Wednesday, July 29, 2009, 21:38:00
Well you got me excited for about 5 mins....shame it was a good shout.


Title: Re: Secret Cameroonian trialist
Post by: Barry Scott on Wednesday, July 29, 2009, 21:41:23
Fireworks well and truly pissed on. :(


Title: Re: Secret Cameroonian trialist
Post by: doomster on Wednesday, July 29, 2009, 22:11:43
Its still possible as technically they haven't started playing in Macedonia so his contract could still be in place.  The names so far have also hardly been inspiring so doubt they would of needed to keep any of them under wraps.  This guys record however is impressive. 

Would be useful if anyone got a picture of the guy training.  Could then work it out init


Title: Re: Secret Cameroonian trialist
Post by: wheretherealredsare on Thursday, July 30, 2009, 04:42:13
He's the spitting image of Sol Campbell too. 


Title: Re: Secret Cameroonian trialist
Post by: Barry Scott on Thursday, July 30, 2009, 10:04:26
I thought he looked like a smaller Michael Essien.


Title: Re: Secret Cameroonian trialist
Post by: wheretherealredsare on Thursday, July 30, 2009, 10:08:19
No way! Campbell is a big fucker.


Title: Re: Secret Cameroonian trialist
Post by: herthab on Thursday, July 30, 2009, 10:11:47
No way! Campbell is a big fucker.

But DEFINITELY not a big butt fucker, despite many Tottenham fans assertion


Title: Re: Secret Cameroonian trialist
Post by: wheretherealredsare on Thursday, July 30, 2009, 10:22:02
Nicky is not so large, so it leaves the possibility open ...