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Title: Funny Football songs
Post by: Maguire11 on Saturday, May 2, 2009, 21:02:32
i thought i would create this thread after we were singing.

we payed for your hats,
we payed for your haaaaaats,
what a waste of council tax,
we payed for your hats!

to the police that would of prevented us from running on the pitch.

any other funny songs you have heard?


Title: Re: Funny Football songs
Post by: reeves4england on Saturday, May 2, 2009, 21:10:09
That's been sung plenty of times before, but I agree it's a good'un.

I'm also a fan of the "What's it like to have no Cox?" from the Northampton(?) game!


Title: Re: Funny Football songs
Post by: Rich Pullen on Saturday, May 2, 2009, 21:15:08
I'm also a fan of the "What's it like to have no Cox?" from the Northampton(?) game!

Something they could probably answer now.


Title: Re: Funny Football songs
Post by: DV on Saturday, May 2, 2009, 21:20:48
that darren ferguson song today made me laugh

your old mans a cunt
your old mans a cuuuuunt
darren ferguson
your old man is a cunt

same tune as the hats song


Title: Re: Funny Football songs
Post by: reeves4england on Saturday, May 2, 2009, 21:24:57
that darren ferguson song today made me laugh

your old mans a cunt
your old mans a cuuuuunt
darren ferguson
your old man is a cunt

same tune as the hats song
That was the witty work of your very own Whits


Title: Re: Funny Football songs
Post by: Maguire11 on Saturday, May 2, 2009, 22:30:51
another would be,

were shit and were beating you,
were shit and were beating you,
were shit and were beating you,
were shit and were beating you


Title: Re: Funny Football songs
Post by: suttonred on Saturday, May 2, 2009, 22:55:06
That was the witty work of your very own Whits

That was quality, also liked the 50 or so singing the simon cox 31 song for 10 mins or so today, was really impressed with that.


Title: Re: Funny Football songs
Post by: axs on Saturday, May 2, 2009, 23:02:16
that darren ferguson song today made me laugh

your old mans a cunt
your old mans a cuuuuunt
darren ferguson
your old man is a cunt

same tune as the hats song

A new classic. It's still in my head.


Title: Re: Funny Football songs
Post by: reeves4england on Saturday, May 2, 2009, 23:12:31
That was quality, also liked the 50 or so singing the simon cox 31 song for 10 mins or so today, was really impressed with that.
What? They repeated the same line 3 times! It's a great tune to sing so I joined in a bit, but the lyrics need a lot of work before it can be considered a good chant. Fair play to people for keeping it going though. I remember when we used to sing "Andy King's Barmy Army" for seemingly endless periods of time in the playoff season!


Title: Re: Funny Football songs
Post by: Maguire11 on Saturday, May 2, 2009, 23:14:48
What? They repeated the same line 3 times! It's a great tune to sing so I joined in a bit, but the lyrics need a lot of work before it can be considered a good chant. Fair play to people for keeping it going though. I remember when we used to sing "Andy King's Barmy Army" for seemingly endless periods of time in the playoff season!

yeah lyrics needed changing but was really fun dancing around.
if only the whole away end sung it, then it would of been awesome!!!


Title: Re: Funny Football songs
Post by: Spencer_White on Sunday, May 3, 2009, 13:06:42
End of the day, he has had a great season. 99% certain he's moving on, so a bit of respect and love from the crowd towards Cox was long overdue.

Well done Simon. I may not agree with everything you are, but you certainly deserved a send off!


Title: Re: Funny Football songs
Post by: michael on Sunday, May 3, 2009, 13:09:57
http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2009/may/03/football-chants-manchester-united

Observer Sport Monthly article on football chants.

"Neville Neville, your future's immense,
Nevile Neville, you play in defence,
Neville Neville, like Jacko you're bad,
Neville Neville, is the name of your dad"

To the tune of "Rebel Rebel"


Title: Re: Funny Football songs
Post by: No Longer Posh Red on Sunday, May 3, 2009, 14:53:50
that darren ferguson song today made me laugh

your old mans a cunt
your old mans a cuuuuunt
darren ferguson
your old man is a cunt

same tune as the hats song

Did raise a smile with me, although I think it would have been even more inspired if he'd managed to work in something about being a "Wife Beater" as well.


Title: Re: Funny Football songs
Post by: Arnold.J.Rimmer on Sunday, May 3, 2009, 15:20:17
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O708qAollUk 
;D