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Title: That bird in fatbury's avatar...
Post by: Samdy Gray on Tuesday, January 6, 2009, 18:32:48
Ding dong! (She wouldn't pass the pencil test though).

http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/13/l_a643ad7ede7f4d8592ba9796339e9ed4.jpg


Title: Re: That bird in fatbury's avatar...
Post by: DMR on Tuesday, January 6, 2009, 18:34:10
What's a pencil test?


Title: Re: That bird in fatbury's avatar...
Post by: Iffy's Onion Bhaji on Tuesday, January 6, 2009, 18:34:10
So who is she then?


Title: Re: That bird in fatbury's avatar...
Post by: flammableBen on Tuesday, January 6, 2009, 18:34:35
She doesn't look as nice close up.


Title: Re: That bird in fatbury's avatar...
Post by: DMR on Tuesday, January 6, 2009, 18:35:24
She doesn't look as nice close up.

Looks mint from the neck down, but neck upwards looks a bit ragged. And a bit old.


Title: Re: That bird in fatbury's avatar...
Post by: Samdy Gray on Tuesday, January 6, 2009, 18:36:26
What's a pencil test?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Pencil+Test


Title: Re: That bird in fatbury's avatar...
Post by: Samdy Gray on Tuesday, January 6, 2009, 18:37:35
So who is she then?

Tasha Styles, singer/songwriter from Swindon.

Looks mint from the neck down, but neck upwards looks a bit ragged. And a bit old.

She's only 21.


Title: Re: That bird in fatbury's avatar...
Post by: DMR on Tuesday, January 6, 2009, 18:38:53
That's my point.


Title: Re: That bird in fatbury's avatar...
Post by: Rich Pullen on Tuesday, January 6, 2009, 18:39:15
Tasha Styles, singer/songwriter from Swindon.

She's only 21.

She looks at least ten years older!


Title: Re: That bird in fatbury's avatar...
Post by: flammableBen on Tuesday, January 6, 2009, 18:39:39


She's only 21.

That makes it worse.


Title: Re: That bird in fatbury's avatar...
Post by: michael on Tuesday, January 6, 2009, 18:40:17
Kahlua in the background.

I'd wager that this girl likes a white russian.


Title: Re: That bird in fatbury's avatar...
Post by: DMR on Tuesday, January 6, 2009, 18:40:36
If you told me she was 35 I'd love to shoot my population paste all over her, as she's only 21 I'm kind of put off.


Title: Re: That bird in fatbury's avatar...
Post by: Iffy's Onion Bhaji on Tuesday, January 6, 2009, 18:41:53
Tasha Styles, singer/songwriter from Swindon.

She's only 21.

Oh yay. She's my age and she's into music. I'm sending her my songs now.


Title: Re: That bird in fatbury's avatar...
Post by: Samdy Gray on Tuesday, January 6, 2009, 18:42:20
If you told me she was 35 I'd love to shoot my population paste all over her, as she's only 21 I'm kind of put off.

Meh, I'd still give her one.


Title: Re: That bird in fatbury's avatar...
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Tuesday, January 6, 2009, 18:42:28
Looks mint from the neck down, but neck upwards looks a bit ragged. And a bit old.

 Fuck me if you think she looks a bit old, you've got a shock coming your way in the next few years.

 Let's face it, probably only TCP of the blokes on here would say no.


Title: Re: That bird in fatbury's avatar...
Post by: michael on Tuesday, January 6, 2009, 18:43:54
Another observation: The thing around her neck suggests to me that she is into auto-erotic asphyxiation.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erotic_asphyxiation


Title: Re: That bird in fatbury's avatar...
Post by: Samdy Gray on Tuesday, January 6, 2009, 18:44:51
Aint that what Michael Hutchins died from?


Title: Re: That bird in fatbury's avatar...
Post by: michael on Tuesday, January 6, 2009, 18:45:57
Yes. So my advice is to just be careful.


Title: Re: That bird in fatbury's avatar...
Post by: Ironside on Tuesday, January 6, 2009, 18:49:12
I'd drive my tractor through her haystack.

Nice tits.


Title: Re: That bird in fatbury's avatar...
Post by: BANGKOK RED on Tuesday, January 6, 2009, 18:50:23
Nah.


Title: Re: That bird in fatbury's avatar...
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Tuesday, January 6, 2009, 18:51:40
Nah.

 So that's Bangkok Red and TCP....anyone else turn it down.


Title: Re: That bird in fatbury's avatar...
Post by: Bennett on Tuesday, January 6, 2009, 18:52:57
yeah why not, i'd give it a bash!


Title: Re: That bird in fatbury's avatar...
Post by: Bob's Orange on Tuesday, January 6, 2009, 18:53:19
I'll go yes.


Title: Re: That bird in fatbury's avatar...
Post by: Rich Pullen on Tuesday, January 6, 2009, 18:54:36
Kahlua in the background.

I'd wager that this girl likes a white russian.

...the girl clearly abides.


Title: Re: That bird in fatbury's avatar...
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Tuesday, January 6, 2009, 18:55:13
 I think Fatbury should be first in the queue though...does that make a difference?


Title: Re: That bird in fatbury's avatar...
Post by: Samdy Gray on Tuesday, January 6, 2009, 18:57:15
He probably wouldn't touch the sides.


Title: Re: That bird in fatbury's avatar...
Post by: Ironside on Tuesday, January 6, 2009, 18:59:35
I think Fatbury should be first in the queue though...does that make a difference?

So I'll only have to wit 2 second before its my go then?

that's cool, I need a warm up act, they complain it hurts otherwise...


Title: Re: That bird in fatbury's avatar...
Post by: Bennett on Tuesday, January 6, 2009, 18:59:43
oh jesus, i'll change my vote to a polite "no thank you" then


Title: Re: That bird in fatbury's avatar...
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Tuesday, January 6, 2009, 19:00:55
He probably wouldn't touch the sides.

  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

 At 21, it should be nice and tight..I am working on memory here  :(


Title: Re: That bird in fatbury's avatar...
Post by: Simon Pieman on Tuesday, January 6, 2009, 19:17:53
Must be a good songwriter though.


Title: Re: That bird in fatbury's avatar...
Post by: LucienSanchez on Tuesday, January 6, 2009, 19:42:17
Bit ropey in the face, but yeah, i'd give it a bash


Title: Re: That bird in fatbury's avatar...
Post by: Chubbs on Tuesday, January 6, 2009, 20:03:28
she's get it


Title: Re: That bird in fatbury's avatar...
Post by: Mexicano Rojo on Tuesday, January 6, 2009, 21:31:15
BOBFOC

body of baywatch face of crimewatch


Title: Re: That bird in fatbury's avatar...
Post by: Rich Pullen on Tuesday, January 6, 2009, 21:38:27
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=JGuJsJHl7pE


Title: Re: That bird in fatbury's avatar...
Post by: nochee on Tuesday, January 6, 2009, 22:06:17
Looks mint from the neck down, but neck upwards looks a bit ragged. And a bit old.

Thats when we say that the cam belt has snapped.


Body works great but the heads fucked!!  :D


I dont think it applies here tho, i definatly would.


Title: Re: That bird in fatbury's avatar...
Post by: Leggett on Tuesday, January 6, 2009, 23:53:13
facially no, rest of her yes please.


Title: Re: That bird in fatbury's avatar...
Post by: Bennett on Wednesday, January 7, 2009, 00:17:03
facially no, rest of her yes please.

thinking a bit far ahead aren't you james? that's how fatbury started...


Title: Re: That bird in fatbury's avatar...
Post by: Sippo on Wednesday, January 7, 2009, 08:26:22
So that's Bangkok Red and TCP....anyone else turn it down.

She's nothing special. She doesn't look right. And her tits are funny, they look quite saggy which is bad for a 21 yr old.

Bet she's one of these stuck up birds aswell who thinks she's the bees knees.


Title: Re: That bird in fatbury's avatar...
Post by: Danjackson10 on Wednesday, January 7, 2009, 08:33:06
Is it a little egotistical to think my avatar is slightly sexier


Title: Re: That bird in fatbury's avatar...
Post by: BANGKOK RED on Wednesday, January 7, 2009, 08:33:46
I would.


Title: Re: That bird in fatbury's avatar...
Post by: LucienSanchez on Wednesday, January 7, 2009, 08:41:46
Is it a little egotistical to think my avatar is slightly sexier

No, but you can't remember who yours is!


Title: Re: That bird in fatbury's avatar...
Post by: Danjackson10 on Wednesday, January 7, 2009, 08:44:43
sylvia hackl- Miss Austria 2004  :)


Title: Re: That bird in fatbury's avatar...
Post by: LucienSanchez on Wednesday, January 7, 2009, 08:48:48
Ahhh, you got it then! You win!


Title: Re: That bird in fatbury's avatar...
Post by: THE FLASH on Wednesday, January 7, 2009, 08:51:08
Fuck me if you think she looks a bit old, you've got a shock coming your way in the next few years.

 Let's face it, probably only TCP of the blokes on here would say no.

ere ere!!


Title: Re: That bird in fatbury's avatar...
Post by: Danjackson10 on Wednesday, January 7, 2009, 08:53:58
to be honest most girls look better in the tiny form that is the avatar!


Title: Re: That bird in fatbury's avatar...
Post by: BANGKOK RED on Wednesday, January 7, 2009, 08:56:50
Except for Fatter's avatar.


Title: Re: That bird in fatbury's avatar...
Post by: Danjackson10 on Wednesday, January 7, 2009, 08:59:13
[url width=118 height=108]http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d144/Dan_jackson10/Michelle-McManus-1354491.jpg[/url]

Bet you fatbury would


Title: Re: That bird in fatbury's avatar...
Post by: Simon Pieman on Wednesday, January 7, 2009, 09:55:23
She's nothing special. She doesn't look right. And her tits are funny, they look quite saggy which is bad for a 21 yr old.

Bet she's one of these stuck up birds aswell who thinks she's the bees knees.

Who cares about that, she's a proper songwriter you know.


Title: Re: That bird in fatbury's avatar...
Post by: Colin Todd on Wednesday, January 7, 2009, 10:18:44
I would without even thinking about it. 

Shes not mega fit, but if you wouldnt you're a fussy cunt as far as I'm concerned


Title: Re: That bird in fatbury's avatar...
Post by: fatbury on Wednesday, January 7, 2009, 10:42:56
[url width=118 height=108]http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d144/Dan_jackson10/Michelle-McManus-1354491.jpg[/url]

Bet you fatbury would

Michelle McManus has always been a favourite of mine .. how did you know??


Title: Re: That bird in fatbury's avatar...
Post by: Colin Todd on Wednesday, January 7, 2009, 10:48:38
Do we have any further pics of tasha to inspect?


Title: Re: That bird in fatbury's avatar...
Post by: fatbury on Wednesday, January 7, 2009, 11:01:23
loads on her myspace page ... I like the yellow outfit best


Title: Re: That bird in fatbury's avatar...
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Wednesday, January 7, 2009, 12:43:25
hmmm she defo looks older than 21!!!

I can confirm I would NOT lezz it off with her!


Title: Re: That bird in fatbury's avatar...
Post by: JPC82 on Wednesday, January 7, 2009, 12:44:55
looks ALOT older than 21, not for me thanks


Title: Re: That bird in fatbury's avatar...
Post by: THE FLASH on Wednesday, January 7, 2009, 13:06:49
seems most of you on here are youngish lads.

I have had my day........more dogs than Barbara Woodhouse but did have one or two crackers..

In your twenties you take it all for granted!


Title: Re: That bird in fatbury's avatar...
Post by: nochee on Wednesday, January 7, 2009, 19:13:04
Its too easy to say you wouldnt when you know its never going to happen. I would bet a fair wager that any single, straight guy would be on it at the drop of a hat if she come up to you in a pub and said "come on then big boy take me home and whack it up me"

Guaranteed!!! Anyone who denies it is a lying bastard

(obviously you would get a few carry out beers and a curry on the way home first)


Title: Re: That bird in fatbury's avatar...
Post by: Peter Venkman on Wednesday, January 7, 2009, 19:30:27
That is a correct and very fair statement nochee.


Title: Re: That bird in fatbury's avatar...
Post by: JPC82 on Wednesday, January 7, 2009, 19:51:49
Its too easy to say you wouldnt when you know its never going to happen. I would bet a fair wager that any single, straight guy would be on it at the drop of a hat if she come up to you in a pub and said "come on then big boy take me home and whack it up me"

Guaranteed!!! Anyone who denies it is a lying bastard

(obviously you would get a few carry out beers and a curry on the way home first)

i still wouldnt


Title: Re: That bird in fatbury's avatar...
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Wednesday, January 7, 2009, 19:54:25
looks ALOT older than 21, not for me thanks

  :)

 


Title: Re: That bird in fatbury's avatar...
Post by: Miss Angry on Wednesday, January 7, 2009, 19:56:51
would anyone really do a bird who comes out with "whack it up me"?


Title: Re: That bird in fatbury's avatar...
Post by: JPC82 on Wednesday, January 7, 2009, 19:57:31
would anyone really do a bird who comes out with "whack it up me"?

nah, i like a lady to be a lady, that would be off putting for me


Title: Re: That bird in fatbury's avatar...
Post by: nochee on Wednesday, January 7, 2009, 20:02:24
Point taken, maybe the "whack it up me" line is a tad crude.

Please Miss Angry, dont try it.

For the people who said that they wouldnt have a go tho can you please tell me where you go to meet women as you are a seriously fussy lot with proper high standards.


Title: Re: That bird in fatbury's avatar...
Post by: JPC82 on Wednesday, January 7, 2009, 20:05:00
Point taken, maybe the "whack it up me" line is a tad crude.

Please Miss Angry, dont try it.

For the people who said that they wouldnt have a go tho can you please tell me where you go to meet women as you are a seriously fussy lot with proper high standards.


having a girl as one of your best mates is good when she has lots of very fit friends!


Title: Re: That bird in fatbury's avatar...
Post by: Simon Pieman on Wednesday, January 7, 2009, 20:09:36
would anyone really do a bird who comes out with "whack it up me"?

I'd imagine it would be more of an incentive.

Although a girl once asked if she could see my pants as I walked into Bedroom once. That was quite strange and scared me.


Title: Re: That bird in fatbury's avatar...
Post by: Miss Angry on Wednesday, January 7, 2009, 20:10:35
im not sure i have ever used a chat up line of any kind other than in jest


Title: Re: That bird in fatbury's avatar...
Post by: Bennett on Wednesday, January 7, 2009, 20:12:30
shut up, stop making simon feel bad...he cried enough as it was


Title: Re: That bird in fatbury's avatar...
Post by: JPC82 on Wednesday, January 7, 2009, 20:13:30
i was in longs a few years ago and some drunk girl grabs my shoulder and slurring her words said to me very loudly 'come to mine and fuck me up my arse' i made a sharp exit, she was scary


Title: Re: That bird in fatbury's avatar...
Post by: STFC_Gazza on Wednesday, January 7, 2009, 20:15:05
i was in longs a few years ago and some drunk girl grabs my shoulder and slurring her words said to me very loudly 'come to mine and fuck me up my arse' i made a sharp exit, she was scary
I really do envy you, everywhere you go birds are flocking over you, you see fat cunts like me can learn a thing or two from people such as yourself. Perhaps you know, to diet, not eat, maybe wash once or twice a month.... Every other day there is a JPC82 story of a shunned shag.


Title: Re: That bird in fatbury's avatar...
Post by: STFC_Gazza on Wednesday, January 7, 2009, 20:16:18
She doesn't look as nice close up.

Yeah they do. ;)


Title: Re: That bird in fatbury's avatar...
Post by: Bennett on Wednesday, January 7, 2009, 20:16:47
I really do envy you, everywhere you go birds are flocking over you, you see fat cunts like me can learn a thing or two from people such as yourself. Perhaps you know, to diet, not eat, maybe wash once or twice a month.... Every other day there is a JPC82 story of a shunned shag.

maybe you should offer JPC your body?


Title: Re: That bird in fatbury's avatar...
Post by: JPC82 on Wednesday, January 7, 2009, 20:16:51
I really do envy you, everywhere you go birds are flocking over you, you see fat cunts like me can learn a thing or two from people such as yourself. Perhaps you know, to diet, not eat, maybe wash once or twice a month.... Every other day there is a JPC82 story of a shunned shag.

id rather not be embarrased like that in a packed public place!


Title: Re: That bird in fatbury's avatar...
Post by: Simon Pieman on Wednesday, January 7, 2009, 20:18:00
im not sure i have ever used a chat up line of any kind other than in jest

Here's the thing Miss A. I don't think she was chatting me up.

I'm marvellously perceptive aren't I?


Title: Re: That bird in fatbury's avatar...
Post by: STFC_Gazza on Wednesday, January 7, 2009, 20:18:27
maybe you should offer JPC your body?

He talks crap sometimes but wouldn't wish that on him or anyone really!!


Title: Re: That bird in fatbury's avatar...
Post by: Bennett on Wednesday, January 7, 2009, 20:19:01
maybe he's rejected birds with the intention of getting some gazza action?


Title: Re: That bird in fatbury's avatar...
Post by: STFC_Gazza on Wednesday, January 7, 2009, 20:20:24
maybe he's rejected birds with the intention of getting some gazza action?

Bianca Gazza perhaps! I keep going on diets and coming off them so fuck it, I've faced the inevitable, Good Job, Drink loads, never lose weight, never get a bird, have fun at football, meh not too bad I suppose!  :D :eatkf: :eatkf: :eatkf: :eatkf: :eatkf: :eatkf: :eatkf: :eatkf: :eatkf: :eatkf: :eatkf: :eatkf:


Title: Re: That bird in fatbury's avatar...
Post by: JPC82 on Wednesday, January 7, 2009, 20:20:37
maybe he's rejected birds with the intention of getting some gazza action?

ive been rejected my fair share of times believe me! as lush as gazza is im not up for it at the moment, but gazza pm me in a few months, things change


Title: Re: That bird in fatbury's avatar...
Post by: Bennett on Wednesday, January 7, 2009, 20:21:47
see gaz! isn't that positive!


Title: Re: That bird in fatbury's avatar...
Post by: STFC_Gazza on Wednesday, January 7, 2009, 20:22:52
ive been rejected my fair share of times believe me! as lush as gazza is im not up for it at the moment, but gazza pm me in a few months, things change

I'll leave JFW to deal with that!


Title: Re: That bird in fatbury's avatar...
Post by: Bennett on Wednesday, January 7, 2009, 20:23:11
gaz have some confidence dammit!


Title: Re: That bird in fatbury's avatar...
Post by: JPC82 on Wednesday, January 7, 2009, 20:24:26
I'll leave JFW to deal with that!

if only gazza, she hates me :(


Title: Re: That bird in fatbury's avatar...
Post by: STFC_Gazza on Wednesday, January 7, 2009, 20:26:17
if only gazza, she hates me :(

I don't think Charlotte's ever hated anyone? Well as far as I know!!!! Lovely girl, not capable of hate I don't think?


Title: Re: That bird in fatbury's avatar...
Post by: JPC82 on Wednesday, January 7, 2009, 20:31:05
I don't think Charlotte's ever hated anyone? Well as far as I know!!!! Lovely girl, not capable of hate I don't think?

maybe not hate then


Title: Re: That bird in fatbury's avatar...
Post by: STFC_Gazza on Wednesday, January 7, 2009, 20:43:31
maybe not hate then

Everyone hated me before they met me, They still don't like me, there is a tolerance somewhat so, so all is not lost! Chin up!


Title: Re: That bird in fatbury's avatar...
Post by: Simon Pieman on Wednesday, January 7, 2009, 20:46:06
maybe not hate then

No, she does :D


Title: Re: That bird in fatbury's avatar...
Post by: JPC82 on Wednesday, January 7, 2009, 20:46:56
No, she does :D

cheers pal :)


Title: Re: That bird in fatbury's avatar...
Post by: Miss Angry on Wednesday, January 7, 2009, 20:51:49
Everyone hated me before they met me, They still don't like me, there is a tolerance somewhat so, so all is not lost! Chin up!

You never smile at me when i smile at you


Title: Re: That bird in fatbury's avatar...
Post by: flammableBen on Wednesday, January 7, 2009, 20:54:19
and you never wink at me when i wink at you


Title: Re: That bird in fatbury's avatar...
Post by: dell boy on Wednesday, January 7, 2009, 20:54:44
Everyone hated me before they met me, They still don't like me, there is a tolerance somewhat so, so all is not lost! Chin up!

I said hello to you in The Winners and you blanked me ... it did not change my opinion of you!!!


Title: Re: That bird in fatbury's avatar...
Post by: Miss Angry on Wednesday, January 7, 2009, 21:04:13
and you never wink at me when i wink at you

I never saw you wink? Was this on more than one occassion :)


Title: Re: That bird in fatbury's avatar...
Post by: JPC82 on Wednesday, January 7, 2009, 21:06:25
and you never wink at me when i wink at you

but u had the eye patch on, when u winked she couldnt see ur fucking eye!!


Title: Re: That bird in fatbury's avatar...
Post by: STFC_Gazza on Wednesday, January 7, 2009, 21:08:19
I said hello to you in The Winners and you blanked me ... it did not change my opinion of you!!!

Sorry dude must not have head you!


Title: Re: That bird in fatbury's avatar...
Post by: STFC_Gazza on Wednesday, January 7, 2009, 21:09:17
You never smile at me when i smile at you

Sorry :D Must try harder! I did in Walkabout, admittedly you were a bit rat arsed and that was a few months ago. Funny as fuck!


Title: Re: That bird in fatbury's avatar...
Post by: Miss Angry on Wednesday, January 7, 2009, 21:09:32
but u had the eye patch on, when u winked she couldnt see ur fucking eye!!

Ahh i though tthe very same thing but i have seen him again since, outside the food van where he wasnt sporting the eye patch and i was with santa


Title: Re: That bird in fatbury's avatar...
Post by: flammableBen on Wednesday, January 7, 2009, 21:10:00
I never saw you wink? Was this on more than one occassion :)

I meant gazza. I find winking really difficult anyway. I do more of a squint.

Jayohaitchen blows me kisses sometimes. Makes my insides flutter.


Title: Re: That bird in fatbury's avatar...
Post by: JPC82 on Wednesday, January 7, 2009, 21:10:28
Ahh i though tthe very same thing but i have seen him again since, outside the food van where he wasnt sporting the eye patch and i was with santa

he clearly only had eyes for the burgers, it shows aswell :)


Title: Re: That bird in fatbury's avatar...
Post by: Simon Pieman on Wednesday, January 7, 2009, 21:12:01
Jayohaitchen fondles me whilst his girlfriend buys me shots which I drop on the floor. It's one big sexy fun time in the Merlin on match days.


Title: Re: That bird in fatbury's avatar...
Post by: Miss Angry on Wednesday, January 7, 2009, 21:14:07
Sorry :D Must try harder! I did in Walkabout, admittedly you were a bit rat arsed and that was a few months ago. Funny as fuck!

That would have been nearly a year ago cos i still wasnt properly with my boyfriend! I was indeed hammered that night. I think i was really sick when i got home. And it was only a week night :(

john fondles everyone so dont go thinking you are special!


Title: Re: That bird in fatbury's avatar...
Post by: flammableBen on Wednesday, January 7, 2009, 21:15:24

john fondles everyone so dont go thinking you are special!

NO!!!!  I am special.


Title: Re: That bird in fatbury's avatar...
Post by: Samdy Gray on Wednesday, January 7, 2009, 21:15:34
but u had the eye patch on, when u winked she couldnt see ur fucking eye!!

How do you know about the eye patch?


Title: Re: That bird in fatbury's avatar...
Post by: Miss Angry on Wednesday, January 7, 2009, 21:19:04
How do you know about the eye patch?

Maybe he is stalking everyone?!?! ooooohhhhh




Or maybe it was posted all over here :)


Title: Re: That bird in fatbury's avatar...
Post by: Simon Pieman on Wednesday, January 7, 2009, 21:19:52


john fondles everyone so dont go thinking you are special!

Did he touch you where you pee pee?


Title: Re: That bird in fatbury's avatar...
Post by: STFC_Gazza on Wednesday, January 7, 2009, 21:21:46
. I think i was really sick when i got home. And it was only a week night :(

Well I do like to think I leave a lasting impression! :D


Title: Re: That bird in fatbury's avatar...
Post by: BANGKOK RED on Thursday, January 8, 2009, 02:20:14
Its too easy to say you wouldnt when you know its never going to happen. I would bet a fair wager that any single, straight guy would be on it at the drop of a hat if she come up to you in a pub and said "come on then big boy take me home and whack it up me"

Guaranteed!!! Anyone who denies it is a lying bastard

(obviously you would get a few carry out beers and a curry on the way home first)

My misses > Fatters avatar.


Title: Re: That bird in fatbury's avatar...
Post by: STFC Village on Thursday, January 8, 2009, 03:52:26
If any woman asked me to "whack it up" them, i'd be getting away from her pretty sharpish tbh


Title: Re: That bird in fatbury's avatar...
Post by: Bennett on Thursday, January 8, 2009, 07:54:42
before or after the "whacking up"? you dog village!


Title: Re: That bird in fatbury's avatar...
Post by: fatbury on Thursday, January 8, 2009, 09:25:18
Well I shall be seeing Tasha on Friday .. Ill be sure to pass on all your comments :)


Title: Re: That bird in fatbury's avatar...
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Thursday, January 8, 2009, 11:18:35
I heart this thread its hilarious!

Gazza your lush - you will find yourself a good women soon
JPC - I dont hate you - you just annoyed me saying things about Zoe then not telling me who you are

and when I met Bennett in Walkabout he ripped my dress!


Title: Re: That bird in fatbury's avatar...
Post by: LucienSanchez on Thursday, January 8, 2009, 11:25:33
He's an animal...


Title: Re: That bird in fatbury's avatar...
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Thursday, January 8, 2009, 11:26:48
but hes soooo pretty.........


Title: Re: That bird in fatbury's avatar...
Post by: Leggett on Thursday, January 8, 2009, 11:28:06
isnt he dreamy? sigh... :P


Title: Re: That bird in fatbury's avatar...
Post by: axs on Thursday, January 8, 2009, 11:28:16
He's an animal...

That's what happens when you eat so many vegetables.


Title: Re: That bird in fatbury's avatar...
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Thursday, January 8, 2009, 11:30:26
isnt he dreamy? sigh... :P

I might turn into an Emu girl so he likes me


Title: Re: That bird in fatbury's avatar...
Post by: jayohaitchenn on Thursday, January 8, 2009, 14:23:31
Emu girl?! hehe go on then.


Title: Re: That bird in fatbury's avatar...
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Thursday, January 8, 2009, 14:29:25
I think I meant Emo but Emu would be more fun!!

[url width=125 height=60]http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e99/Jamiesfuturewife/emu.jpg[/url]


Title: Re: That bird in fatbury's avatar...
Post by: fatbury on Thursday, January 8, 2009, 15:05:34
Can I be Rod?


Title: Re: That bird in fatbury's avatar...
Post by: Matchworn Shirts on Thursday, January 8, 2009, 15:07:12
would anyone really do a bird who comes out with "whack it up me"?

No chance, I think women who say things like that have been 'whacked' more times than a tennis ball at Wimbledon


Title: Re: That bird in fatbury's avatar...
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Thursday, January 8, 2009, 15:11:31
euuuuuuuuuuuuw thats the WORST chat up line EVER Fatters

youve suppased yourself there!  :soapy tit wank:


Title: Re: That bird in fatbury's avatar...
Post by: land_of_bo on Thursday, January 8, 2009, 15:23:50
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=He82NBjJqf8


Title: Re: That bird in fatbury's avatar...
Post by: fatbury on Thursday, January 8, 2009, 15:24:13
I do my best ;)


Title: Re: That bird in fatbury's avatar...
Post by: jayohaitchenn on Thursday, January 8, 2009, 16:39:26
Anyway, back on topic, she is ok at best. Definitely not worth an 8 page thread on the mighty tef.


Title: Re: That bird in fatbury's avatar...
Post by: Arriba on Thursday, January 8, 2009, 17:02:34
she looks pretty tidy to me,certainly better than average or ok.some of you must have right stunners,or high expectations?


Title: Re: That bird in fatbury's avatar...
Post by: Matchworn Shirts on Thursday, January 8, 2009, 17:24:48
euuuuuuuuuuuuw thats the WORST chat up line EVER Fatters


I don't know, I have had a girl come up to me and tell me "I like some hot German sausage in me to warm me up on a cold day" - I nearly spat my beer all over the place


Title: Re: That bird in fatbury's avatar...
Post by: nochee on Thursday, January 8, 2009, 21:55:04
Ive just took another look and i still cant believe that many would turn her down. She is pretty hot, IMO.





Title: Re: That bird in fatbury's avatar...
Post by: axs on Thursday, January 8, 2009, 21:56:22
You haven't seen JPC though, he's mint.


Title: Re: That bird in fatbury's avatar...
Post by: nochee on Thursday, January 8, 2009, 22:01:55
Obviously i havent!! I feel like im missing out. Any pics?

Im picturing a tall, tanned, muscular, orange juice drinker that hangs about in Mckenzies on a saturday night.


Title: Re: That bird in fatbury's avatar...
Post by: Bennett on Friday, January 9, 2009, 07:54:12
and when I met Bennett in Walkabout he ripped my dress!

 8)


Title: Re: That bird in fatbury's avatar...
Post by: Sippo on Friday, January 9, 2009, 07:55:33
some of you must have right stunners

Not being big headed, but yes i have.


Title: Re: That bird in fatbury's avatar...
Post by: Anteater on Saturday, January 10, 2009, 11:02:46
Poster up in the Sun pub at Coate yesterday adverstising that she's doing a turn there on Sunday evening.........just singing though I guess ! ?


Title: Re: That bird in fatbury's avatar...
Post by: fatbury on Saturday, January 10, 2009, 11:05:05
Yes she is at the Sun on Sunday ...

Saw her last night and was pretty impressed by her vocal range .. shes certainly has potential and is currently looking for a band and a songwriter ... she would make a fantastic front girl for a group thats for sure.

Oh and re her looking old .. the photos dont do her justice - she looked really gorgeous ... tho I have to say I had my eye on her older sister :)


Title: Re: That bird in fatbury's avatar...
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Saturday, January 10, 2009, 11:08:21
Poster up in the Sun pub at Coate yesterday adverstising that she's doing a turn there on Sunday evening.........just singing though I guess ! ?

 Fatbury sorted for Sunday night then....maybe we could send out a crack TEF lech and drool squad to a gig somewhere.


Title: Re: That bird in fatbury's avatar...
Post by: Anteater on Saturday, January 10, 2009, 11:12:13
Perhaps get her to sing at half time on Tuesday night (somewhere near the Town End) and we can all give her the critical acclaim she may or may not deserve ?


Title: Re: That bird in fatbury's avatar...
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Saturday, January 10, 2009, 11:14:44
Perhaps get her to sing at half time on Tuesday night (somewhere near the Town End) and we can all give her the critical acclaim she may or may not deserve ?

 I always think it's best to pay your dues at small venues, before making the the step up to stadium shows.


Title: Re: That bird in fatbury's avatar...
Post by: ibelieveinmrreeves on Saturday, January 10, 2009, 11:35:21
Yes she is at the Sun on Sunday ...

Saw her last night and was pretty impressed by her vocal range .. shes certainly has potential and is currently looking for a band and a songwriter ... she would make a fantastic front girl for a group thats for sure.

Oh and re her looking old .. the photos dont do her justice - she looked really gorgeous ... tho I have to say I had my eye on her older sister :)

I thought she was a song writer? :sherlock:


Title: Re: That bird in fatbury's avatar...
Post by: dell boy on Saturday, January 10, 2009, 11:40:12
Is that thing round her neck a nipple opener?


Title: Re: That bird in fatbury's avatar...
Post by: fatbury on Saturday, January 10, 2009, 11:48:04
she does write songs but wants another songwriter to work with ... just to clarify ..


Title: Re: That bird in fatbury's avatar...
Post by: Bennett on Saturday, January 10, 2009, 16:00:15
Not being big headed, but yes i have.

yeah she's ok  ;)


Title: Re: That bird in fatbury's avatar...
Post by: Mexicano Rojo on Saturday, January 10, 2009, 17:00:29
sippos missus wasnt in my top 10


Title: Re: That bird in fatbury's avatar...
Post by: Sippo on Saturday, January 10, 2009, 17:06:09
Good.


Title: Re: That bird in fatbury's avatar...
Post by: alanmayes on Monday, January 12, 2009, 13:05:56
I see Fatters has changed it again.


Title: Re: That bird in fatbury's avatar...
Post by: Colin Todd on Monday, January 12, 2009, 13:25:52
So who's the new one then?

Shes alright but I still would.

Fuck me I'm bored


Title: Re: That bird in fatbury's avatar...
Post by: fatbury on Monday, January 12, 2009, 14:03:45
a friend of mine .....


Title: Re: That bird in fatbury's avatar...
Post by: tans on Monday, January 12, 2009, 14:06:33
is she 14?


Title: Re: That bird in fatbury's avatar...
Post by: fatbury on Monday, January 12, 2009, 14:53:13
no silly!! shes in her early 20s


Title: Re: That bird in fatbury's avatar...
Post by: Fred Elliot on Monday, January 12, 2009, 14:55:00
She has nice tits Fatbury


Title: Re: That bird in fatbury's avatar...
Post by: magicroundabout on Monday, January 12, 2009, 15:46:42
does she know you have her picture as your aviator on a football forum!!!!

and yes Fred. Great looking tits


Title: Re: That bird in fatbury's avatar...
Post by: Bennett on Monday, January 12, 2009, 17:39:19
no silly!! shes in her early 20s

that just creeped me out



Title: Re: That bird in fatbury's avatar...
Post by: nochee on Monday, January 12, 2009, 20:05:25
Nice work Fatbury, you know some great tits, i mean ladies.

Got any more?


Title: Re: That bird in fatbury's avatar...
Post by: THE FLASH on Tuesday, January 13, 2009, 08:56:36
Lovely pair of personalities!