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Title: Carpet Cleaners Post by: Fred Elliot on Friday, December 5, 2008, 09:44:23 After 12 months of occasionally having hertha to stay, it has become evident that I need to clean the lounge carpet.
Does anyone have one of them carpet cleaner thingy's I could borrow ? Failing that, do any of you know anyone who could do the job for me ? Thanks all Love Fred xx Title: Re: Carpet Cleaners Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Friday, December 5, 2008, 09:47:19 Get someone to come in and do it for you - much easier!! not that much more expensive than hiring a machine in my exeprience - Your a man of much wealth anyway! ;)
Does Hertha poo on your carpet then? Title: Re: Carpet Cleaners Post by: Don Rogers Shop on Friday, December 5, 2008, 09:48:09 Doesn't your ex missus have a company that does this?
Title: Re: Carpet Cleaners Post by: Sippo on Friday, December 5, 2008, 09:49:23 I have one, well the mrs mum has one. I'll see if you can borrow that if you want- even though you still owe me £50!! ;)
Title: Re: Carpet Cleaners Post by: Fred Elliot on Friday, December 5, 2008, 09:49:32 Doesn't your ex missus have a company that does this? She does but she would just come and shit on it anyway Title: Re: Carpet Cleaners Post by: Fred Elliot on Friday, December 5, 2008, 09:50:07 I have one, well the mrs mum has one. I'll see if you can borrow that if you want- even though you still owe me £50!! ;) :-[ Title: Re: Carpet Cleaners Post by: Don Rogers Shop on Friday, December 5, 2008, 09:50:20 Rub the bitches nose in it
Title: Re: Carpet Cleaners Post by: Bushey Boy on Friday, December 5, 2008, 09:50:38 I have a company who I use mate, speak to Steve say ash sent you www.enlan.co.ukactually say Dean as he doesnt owe them money
Title: Re: Carpet Cleaners Post by: herthab on Friday, December 5, 2008, 09:50:46 I feel I'm being victimised in this thread.
I would like to state on record that I have never: Shit; Pissed; Bled or puked on Freds carpet. Title: Re: Carpet Cleaners Post by: Fred Elliot on Friday, December 5, 2008, 09:51:04 Rub the bitches nose in it Nah She'll punch me Title: Re: Carpet Cleaners Post by: Sippo on Friday, December 5, 2008, 09:51:30 Its a vax jobby. Was that what you were after? You'll have to buy the shampoo tho.
Title: Re: Carpet Cleaners Post by: Fred Elliot on Friday, December 5, 2008, 09:52:24 I feel I'm being victimised in this thread. I would like to state on record that I have never: Shit; Pissed; Bled or puked on Freds carpet. Never, ever give a pissed up Hertha a 14" pizza and garlic mayo unless he is sat on a 3 mtr square groundsheet Title: Re: Carpet Cleaners Post by: Sippo on Friday, December 5, 2008, 09:52:39 I have a company who I use mate, speak to Steve say ash sent you www.enlan.co.ukactually say Dean as he doesnt owe them money Are they the dodgy company who put my blinds up?!? Title: Re: Carpet Cleaners Post by: herthab on Friday, December 5, 2008, 09:54:25 Never, ever give a pissed up Hertha a 14" pizza and garlic mayo unless he is sat on a 3 mtr square groundsheet Oh yeah :-[ Title: Re: Carpet Cleaners Post by: Bushey Boy on Friday, December 5, 2008, 10:03:15 yeah sippo, they said you haggled so they would bodge it
Title: Re: Carpet Cleaners Post by: Sippo on Friday, December 5, 2008, 10:04:43 You are rubbish at fishing.
How long have you tried to make me bite?! Title: Re: Carpet Cleaners Post by: Bob's Orange on Friday, December 5, 2008, 10:15:16 I feel I'm being victimised in this thread. I would like to state on record that I have never: Shit; Pissed; Bled or puked on Freds carpet. What about semen? Title: Re: Carpet Cleaners Post by: herthab on Friday, December 5, 2008, 10:19:40 Title: Re: Carpet Cleaners Post by: Mexicano Rojo on Friday, December 5, 2008, 11:27:46 well its not in your hair?
Title: Re: Carpet Cleaners Post by: herthab on Friday, December 5, 2008, 11:31:20 Title: Re: Carpet Cleaners Post by: Mexicano Rojo on Friday, December 5, 2008, 11:32:56 suppose it could be in freds hair?
Title: Re: Carpet Cleaners Post by: herthab on Friday, December 5, 2008, 11:38:36 Ssshhhh!
Title: Re: Carpet Cleaners Post by: Gazza's Fat Mate on Friday, December 5, 2008, 13:01:08 suppose it could be in freds hair? I thought he was bold? Title: Re: Carpet Cleaners Post by: herthab on Friday, December 5, 2008, 13:06:39 I thought he was bold? He is. He's not bald though. Title: Re: Carpet Cleaners Post by: DV on Friday, December 5, 2008, 14:25:58 Yes, I have one....fuck knows how you actually use it though...
Title: Re: Carpet Cleaners Post by: Reg Smeeton on Friday, December 5, 2008, 16:40:00 Its a vax jobby. Was that what you were after? You'll have to buy the shampoo tho. That's the thing for the job...I did mine a few years back, there was some serious shit coming out of it...I thought it looked reasonably clean. :suck: Title: Re: Carpet Cleaners Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Friday, December 5, 2008, 16:42:28 do you have cats or wolves?
Title: Re: Carpet Cleaners Post by: Reg Smeeton on Friday, December 5, 2008, 16:43:47 do you have cats or wolves? Who me? Just kids at the time. Title: Re: Carpet Cleaners Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Friday, December 5, 2008, 16:50:29 I have mine done cause of the cat and her dirty paws - I need some cat wellys
Title: Re: Carpet Cleaners Post by: Bob's Orange on Friday, December 5, 2008, 17:06:37 I have mine done cause of the cat and her dirty paws - I need some cat wellys Try a shotgun. Title: Re: Carpet Cleaners Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Friday, December 5, 2008, 17:10:13 DONT EVER say that about my puss cat! >:(
Title: Re: Carpet Cleaners Post by: pauld on Friday, December 5, 2008, 19:28:47 You can hire the RugDoctor (or something like that) from Homebase and Johnsons for about 20 quid IIRC. Or we've got a Bissell jobby you can borrow if you like, depending on how intense hertha's staining is. Actually the Bissell's pretty good, might be worth trying that first then use the hire one if no good.
Title: Re: Carpet Cleaners Post by: Simon Pieman on Friday, December 5, 2008, 20:05:01 I have a company who I use mate, speak to Steve say ash sent you www.enlan.co.ukactually say Dean as he doesnt owe them money Did you use them when your cat bled to death over your carpet? |