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Fred Elliot
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« on: Friday, December 5, 2008, 09:44:23 »

After 12 months of occasionally having hertha to stay, it has become evident that I need to clean the lounge carpet.

Does anyone have one of them carpet cleaner thingy's I could borrow ?

Failing that, do any of you know anyone who could do the job for me ?

Thanks all

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Fred

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« Reply #1 on: Friday, December 5, 2008, 09:47:19 »

Get someone to come in and do it for you - much easier!! not that much more expensive than hiring a machine in my exeprience - Your a man of much wealth anyway! Wink

Does Hertha poo on your carpet then?
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« Reply #2 on: Friday, December 5, 2008, 09:48:09 »

Doesn't your ex missus have a company that does this?
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« Reply #3 on: Friday, December 5, 2008, 09:49:23 »

I have one, well the mrs mum has one. I'll see if you can borrow that if you want- even though you still owe me £50!!   Wink
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« Reply #4 on: Friday, December 5, 2008, 09:49:32 »

Doesn't your ex missus have a company that does this?

She does

but she would just come and shit on it anyway
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« Reply #5 on: Friday, December 5, 2008, 09:50:07 »

I have one, well the mrs mum has one. I'll see if you can borrow that if you want- even though you still owe me £50!!   Wink

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« Reply #6 on: Friday, December 5, 2008, 09:50:20 »

Rub the bitches nose in it
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« Reply #7 on: Friday, December 5, 2008, 09:50:38 »

I have a company who I use mate, speak to Steve say ash sent you www.enlan.co.ukactually say Dean as he doesnt owe them money
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« Reply #8 on: Friday, December 5, 2008, 09:50:46 »

I feel I'm being victimised in this thread.

I would like to state on record that I have never: Shit; Pissed; Bled or puked on Freds carpet.
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« Reply #9 on: Friday, December 5, 2008, 09:51:04 »

Rub the bitches nose in it

Nah

She'll punch me
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« Reply #10 on: Friday, December 5, 2008, 09:51:30 »

Its a vax jobby. Was that what you were after? You'll have to buy the shampoo tho.
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« Reply #11 on: Friday, December 5, 2008, 09:52:24 »

I feel I'm being victimised in this thread.

I would like to state on record that I have never: Shit; Pissed; Bled or puked on Freds carpet.

Never, ever give a pissed up Hertha a 14" pizza and garlic mayo unless he is sat on a 3 mtr square groundsheet
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« Reply #12 on: Friday, December 5, 2008, 09:52:39 »

I have a company who I use mate, speak to Steve say ash sent you www.enlan.co.ukactually say Dean as he doesnt owe them money

Are they the dodgy company who put my blinds up?!?
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« Reply #13 on: Friday, December 5, 2008, 09:54:25 »

Never, ever give a pissed up Hertha a 14" pizza and garlic mayo unless he is sat on a 3 mtr square groundsheet


Oh yeah Embarrassed
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« Reply #14 on: Friday, December 5, 2008, 10:03:15 »

yeah sippo, they said you haggled so they would bodge it
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