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Just saw Christian Roberts and Dick Mackay at Park North doctor surgery. Bit of a weird doctors to go to

Oh and i have Aids

I used to have aids but I recovered.

Maybe they were visting aids victims?

Buying "under the counter" methadone

Did you use lucozade?

I heard that lucozade aids recovery! (sorry a very 80's pun)

I just gave it to someone else. Easy.

I got my hand trapped in the Lucozade machine at work last night before my spinning class - I had to be rescued by a 14 year old work experience boy - it was all very embarressing  :oops:

You'll find that you would have got your hand out much easier if you let go of the lucozade bottle.

I bet you did it on purpose.

Would have been better if it was Gatorade though, then when you said "help the machine is eating my arm" they may have thought you were telling a neville type pun.

The 80's was Band Aid I think you'll find jj.

i saw nicho at the car wash by the bmw factory a week or so ago.
but he isn't  technically a footballer at the moment is he?

The chances are they were getting something signed.....its the cheapest place in Swindon.

Jack Smith was spotted in Old Town a month or so ago. I remember letting people know at the time.

Good to see others are keeping us all updated on what the players are getting up to in this close season. Keep it up please.

That makes it sound like he's on an official missing persons list or something.

He does go missing at the back on occassion

I'm fairly sure I saw Barry Corr in Sainsbury's on Monday evening.

Jerel Ifil was in the queue next to be at the Cheney Manor re-cycling facility (the dump) 2 weeks ago.

I see footballers all the time in HMV Durham.

Roy Keane, Kenwyne Jones, Paul McShane, Danny Wilson, Dixon Etuhu, Keiran Richardson, Richie Humphreys to name but a few.

I'm 99% certain David Duke came in about 6 months ago too.

Fact of the day: David Duke has split up with his gf.

Thoughts?

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i saw jerel ifil in asda the other day. factoid

Lee Peacock nearly stole my taxi home from town this evening, was very polite when he realised it was ours

She's fucking fit and quite well off. They have a nice dog - a soppy boxer, I hope she gets to keep it.

Last I heard he was keeping the dogs.

I can find out for sure if anyone is interested.

saw Pooky today at a football tournament. He wasn't taking part, but still had a pint in his hand!

Actually I've changed my mind and will not be finding out about the dog.

You know enough already.

I think some players have been spotted with JCP, of course he was hanging out the back of them

Probably youth team players, eh Bushey?

I saw Nicho in the Spot a few weeks ago.

they was hanging out of me today thank you very much

so you're a taker not a giver?

Bit of a bump, but it's worth it.

Spotted: Matt Mills
Who with: His mum
Where: Poundland

I would've thought a professional footballer would have a bit more class than that.

Nothing wrong with poundland matey !!!

 :D ;)

My other half spotted Ashley Young in his Bentley near Castle Bromwich on Wednesday.

Number plate AV7

Who is Matt Mills? 

He could have taken his girlfriend instead of his mum. She's that fit bird off Hollyoaks.

He dumped her!

What a loser.

Used to go to our school (Bradon Forest-  Same year as Sam), been at Doncaster recently I think but had loans at Coventry too.  Think he might have been at Man City at the beginning...

Did he?! Fool.

I saw them bth in the Outlet village last summer, she's awesome in real life.

And she can definitely do better than him where looks are concerned!

Oh I know - shes going out with one of Mcfly now - Upgrade U!

Which one?

I've not a clue what her name is but she's blonde. I'm not sad enough to watch Hollyoaks to be able to disclose anymore info than that.

Hannah

She is mega fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit. I love her.

picture JFW, you know the drill some perv will only ask for one shortly afterwards

today i'm that perv

OK wait there then! christ anyone would think I had no work to do! ;)

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OMG Thats the EXACT picture Im uploading
great minds think alike

I thought you boys would like that one! I know how to satisfy you lot! ;)

Proooove it...

what all of you? ;)

Yes. At once please.

shotgun second in the queue

Haha.

Matty Collins got dumped by that Imogen bird from Big Brother, she's going out with Danny Simpson (the Blackburn/Man Utd player) now.

God I sound like a right gossip queen

been reading your Heat this week Sam?

Definitely a queen

High fives?

stop now! Im been drinking champagne at lunch! - making me giggly!

I think I quite like that new McQueen girl off Hollyoaks, Theresa. Looks good in a school uniform, even though her hair is a bit stupid.

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Oh yes. Couldn't agree more.

what?? her her is like cotton wool?

Are you saying shes not even slightly hot JFW or are you just agreeing the hair is a bit silly?

rough is the word I would use

Agreed.  Bleach turns hair into minging cotton wool type hair!

Plus shes quite clearly a bit of a chav!

Oh and did I mention - ABOUT 12?

Or the character, makeup and wardrobe make her that way.

She looks too young and chavvy in hollyoaks, Anita is better looking.

that is blatantly a wig though...

Newts is a wig. That is all

What can I say? Young slappers do it for me?

Me too!

 :spoton:


edit: that has to be one of the cheesiest emoticons ever!

I just read that as Chaz for Wedding Crashers. :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZWfDtNRvA4

bagsy last.

Kenwyne Jones was in work today.

Jesus christ there are some good photos of this Rigby bird.

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"... and for my next trick..."

It looks like she's wanking off an invisible giant who's wearing nothing but a weird black spiky condom.

I hadn't noticed that Ben, I was looking elsewhere.

You should be paying attention

All for the wank bank.

Back on topic, I saw Christian Roberts today strolling down Cardiff's Queen Street, the main shopping street, this afternoon.  He had a massive grin on his face. 

Aw, he loves that city.

Wind.

I saw Sean O'Hanlon by Asda walmart yesterday

I know hes a not a swindon player but i saw Jonathan stead in ipswich town center today

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That's uncanny Reeves.  Still a yes on both accounts.

I'm in full agreement.

Can we derail this thread with pics of girls again? That was more interesting than know which player was out shopping at which location at the weekend.

i saw clinto morrison in er morrisons this morning.

i saw joey beauchamp in burger king in oxford yesterday.

the fat pikey cunt.

Has he got his second star yet?

Why didn't you remind him of when he scored against us at Scumsville and kissed the badge in front of us - whilst twisting his ears off I'm working on the basis that he was serving you said burger.

i swear i saw phil smith in the cardiac centre at the great western hospital last week.

Nah he was eating a burger. One of those angus 6 pack things.

I got him back years ago when i pissed on his leg in a club in oxford, he was none too happy..

A couple of weeks ago Shay Given passed me on the M25 in his green Daimler, on the way
to Gatwick.The night before he had been with the Irish squad, for the game at Craven Cottage
against Nigeria.

That is stalkertastic to know his origin and destination.

Not to mention his car.

Not Clinton Cards then ?

no pun was intended.he was in haydon wick morrisons.

me and stanley bumped into Cox in Mckenzies on sat night, nothing to write home about but strange considering he lives in Reading!

That's very strange.Why the fuck would he want to go out half an hour away from where he lives and where most of his work collegues are likely to go out.

Leaving do

:D

Shame he didn't have Sean with him

Not really a shame Paul is it.

Morrison in a swap deal with ifil

Fatbury would of said by now ;-)

My mate and I once push-started Nestor Lorenzo's tan coloured Ford Sierra in the Delta Tennis centre car park....

He didnt stop to say thanks, he simply stuck his thumb out of the window and shouted something incomprehensible whilst the car spluttered and kangaroo-ed its way across the car park.

Dead classy those South Americans.....

Ford Sierra?  Highlights the differences between international footballers wages then and now.

...and the fact that he was a World Cup Finalist a year or so before makes it that much more distant from todays footballer.

It had rust patches around the rear lights..... but I don't remember it being that old either, I do remember seeing hand-knitted style cushions on the parcel shelf - it was obviously a quality motor.

Do you know for sure that it was his car?

Are you accusing Nestor Lorenzo of car theft?

I was seconds away from making the exact same post.

Of course not.....it could have been a friend's motor, that's all.

Maybe it was a mates 4D, it did seem an odd choice of car for an international footballer.

There was a swarthy looking non-english speaking dude with him, I think he was wearing a beige linen suit and espadrilles, or is my memory confusing stereotyping with real life??

I'm sure there was a bird in tow as well......

It was pissing down and pitch black, ideal car theft weather.... perhaps he was trying to make up for the short-fall in win-bonuses that coincided with his run in the team.

Why would Nestor's mate be playing tennis in a beige suit and espadrilles?

Are the tennis courts floodlit and undercover, seeing as it was pitch black and raining?  :)

They have indoor courts you numpty

Floodlit = yes (well they are nowadays, not sure about back then)
Covered = no

Neither of them were dressed for tennis....and had no kit with them. Me and my mate came out and were walking to our car and we just heard this car trying to start before dying on its arse. So we offered to help.

I have no idea why they were there....... (apart from perhaps nicking cars)

I'll text my mate to get clarity on the incident... I'll report back.

And 4D, its an indoor tennis centre in West Swindon.

Was the newsagents there at the time? Perhaps he popped in for 20 Benson's.

Yes it was, perhaps that was it - he out buying tabs and beer for the underage youffs that constantly hang around the place.

My mate has just texted me back, Nestor Lorenzo was indeed playing tennis, with linen suit man, and a young lad plus the bird who apparently, according to him, was not his wife (I've asked him how he knew it wasnt his wife, as I have no recollection of this bit)

Thanks.....never been there.

It's actually very strange playing on a carpet. I used to go the odd time when I was a kid. Then I realised tennis was for gays so I took up cross dressing instead.

Talking of Nestor, I remember one of the games he was involved in when we won 4-0 at Ashton Gate in January '91 :). We were kept in after the match for some time; even managed to witness Steve White being interviewed after the game  :D

Hmmm, the carpet used to burn like fuck when you fell over..... unfortunately I played throughout my teens before I realised that tennis was for gays.....I was one of the lucky ones though, I was brought back from the very edge of the gay precipice, several fell into a untimely routine of mascara and high pitch effeminate voices.

Just spotted QPR-man Wayne Routledge at the Outlet Village.

Just saw Lee Peacock in Asda Walmart. Presume he's still injured then? Because i'd have thought he'd've been on tour?

Obviously our new left-back :)

saw Pook in redhouse tesco's this evening, also saw Paul Merson in the queue for Krispy Kreme's in Brum- man he's turned into a fat bastard.

Saw one West Brom player and most of Leicester City's squad at Stanstead.  I am convinced I saw Milan Mandaric in a restaurant in Ljubljana too.

*BUMP* Lee Peacock cycled past my house about an hour ago as me and the lad were packing the car for a few days away. Wished him all the best for Saturday, then felt a proper divvy ("Season! I meant the season"), but he'd gone by then. He still gave us a cheery acknowledgemnt though and Joe's tickled pink that a proper footballer came past our house and said hello to him

I spotted Peter Brezovan at the esso garage in Chippenham

Ed Hadwin rang me this morning!! I felt slightly like I was on the phone to someone famous! soapy tit wank!

Just spoken to Ed and he said the exact same thing. Although he didn't mention the tit wank






(not really)

So he did mention the tit wank?

I dont understand?

I met a man the other day who looked exactly like Hulk, the Porto player.  He was from Mexico, and did not appreciate his new name.  Idiot.

I saw Lloyd Macklin today. But it doesn't count as he was in the town end giving out trophies for a football course my son was on.

He got boo'ed a bit by a bunch of kids for saying his favourite Prem team was Arsenal (I think, it was hammering with rain and we were in the DRS).

Ooohhh, gives Fatbury another option.......

errr, i saw mcnamee, he's really really tiny.

honestly ?????

In that case you get extra points.

the name 'Lewis Haldane' cropped up on the naughty list at work today. Not sure if its the hopeless footballer but I know he's localish (working in Chippenham atm). He hasn't returned his films!

When I was at Blockbuster Trowbridge, Lewis Haldane was renting VHS under his mums account when he first signed pro forms with Gas :)

Is it Blockbuster you work for in Chippenham? Does David Bolton still work there?

I once asked snooker player Stephen Lee for I.D. (not for age to prove who he was - I knew who he was) and his counterstrike was to produce a huge wad of £20 notes while finding I.D.... Touche knobhead :)

Also, Andy Reid was in work the other day asking about Entourage. Footballers love their Entourage.

He lives in nam I think - up on Cepen Park - Ive seen him in Sainsburys before - in normal shopping attire of full Bristol Rovers training kit plus flip flops!

ooooh If I come in later can I have a free film? ;)

Rich - yes it is BB in Chippenham, but David Bolton doesn't work there anymore. There's only 2 staff remaining from when I worked there 2 years ago.

Charlotte - of course! Always nice to have visitors at work.

I saw Michael Pook.....................................................

.........................Hanging out of Fatbury's arse.

BB is where Made in America used to be right? :)

Who am I kidding, I know this!

Made in America!!!!!!!OMG I remember that shop!!! soapy tit wank!! did anyone actually ever buy anything in there???

I believe I may have bought a baseball, bat and glove once (not in the same transaction, I wasn't  made of money).

Oh my god I cant stop laughing - whos idea was it to put such a random shop in Chippenham?? I have now had a flashback to perhaps buying some jelly bellys in there once!

I beleive In Mr Reeves what time are you working too??

See Aljokefree driving dangerously on Great Western Way

Spotted Lawrie Sanchez on Monday afternoon in John Lewis in Reading.  They had the new Reading away strip on sale there.  Looks as comical in real life as it does on a computer screen.

I once bought some spreadable marshmallow stuff after a Sunday League game in Chippenham.

It was nice.

No, surely it was Fatbury hanging out of MP's ass.  Fatbury has been very quiet lately, is he off to Cheltenham as well?

I remember going in Made In America a couple of times. It was either rather expensive or my parents never bought me much.

Well.....It looked like Fatters was receiving and Pooky was giving......................

Fair enough! :eek:

Wait and see on Saturday if Cheltenham announce the crowd changes to the team!

Heh, sorry, I was actually running late for work. I worked all night and kept an eye out for you!

oh booooo sorry my bad! let me know if you are in there any other days?

Fatbury is in fact now me ...

I decided to keep the name of Michael Pook alive .... got man of the match Saturday and started the move for their winner ... (I wasnt there!)

I'm in today and thurs til 8 and friday til 10 - although if its something embarrasing like '17 again' I may have to refuse, as it'll show up on my renting history! ;)

booooooo Im on my own all this week and wanted some Zac to keep me company :)

REALLY?! Well I never would have guessed

 :poofs: :whogives: :gay: :vibrator: :banthem:

Yes, a 5/10 gets you the MOM.

The few cheltenham fans ive spoke to said he was shite. Disappeared from the game

He is shit, not in the same league as Dougie, Timlin and Easton.

Nope you are right, they are all in League 1 hes in League 2 :D

Walked pass Phil Smith in town this afternoon.  :nod:

He drinks down the Woodshaw pub in Bassett quite often....Always uses the same 'I'm vistin the girl friend' excuse.... ;)

I saw Jean-François Lescinel in Argos yesterday.

Kenwyne Jones was in work today, he bought Entourage 1-4 and Paul Blart Mall Cop.

He was a bit moody, sometimes he's in a good mood. He banged his leg at the counter and limped off... I've seen old people do the same and walk it off quicker :)

Sunderland AFC have the Entourage fever! All they buy is that series (I've sold those DVD's to Keiran Richardson, Andy Reid and Kenwyne Jones of late) ... I like it, but they love that bloomin' show!

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eugh you can imagine them all quoting it at training!

I get confused by this guys name.
Is it Jean-Francois Lescinel, or Lescinel Jean-Francois?

He has Jean-Francois on his shirt.

It's both, like a weird palindrome his name is both ways round.

Apparently it is Lescinel Jean-Francois.

I saw roy keane yesterday in the paper shop in thurston near ipswich what a miserable cunt.

Keane always looked miserable as sin when we come into HMV Durham.

How many HMV's have you worked in?

I've only worked in HMV Durham... That's where I work :)

Bit of a clue, all Sunderland players and a former Sunderland manager ;)

We saw Brezovan outside the CG earlier

So, HMV Sunderland then ?  (or is that DMZ)

That was so random!!! we were like is that........???? and he was looking like "oh god Ive been recognised"
I cant believe he doesnt have a club

Didn't he sign for Bristol City?

nope - didnt he just go on trail and not really impress for the one game he came on?

stop me if Im wrong?

Nah, I think you're right :)

Gary Stanley told us that Brez has a drink problem.

<yozza>Ay, Danny, I could do dat. Gizza job, gizza job</yozza>

Yeah, he can't even get a half at the moment.

Spotted Rhys Evans in Swindon Town centre today

Should have told him we've got enough keepers. ;) :D

Indeed he did, Apparently someone told me that as he has no club, being away from family etc he is quite fond of a few bevvys, now that said, surely he would just move back to Slovakia but..... nevermind!

If he has a drink problem Slovakia is the last place he should go, a pint is about £1 over there!

If he likes a drink then Slovakia would be the better option

Agreed!!