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Rolls of the tongue like Kay's garlic bred for some reason.

Anyway where is the little chimp, what's he doing and can someone please post a recent photo?

Cheers

I always answer this question, he's currently playing for Kingstonian, so I've been told anyway.  He was linked to a move back here, but it would mean a pay cut.

Mr Young (and Mr Grazoli) actually have been known to come on  the MB to check out the goss apparentely (I think they look at the numpty Thisis site though).

how do you know that Jan?

I can't really say who my source is without gettin in the shit with my Mrs.  She told me as she knows Alan, she don't know him that well though!!

If he reads this, it would probably be wrong of me to take the piss out of his deformed lop-sided stance...

If certain prophets of doom are to be believed, I wouldn't be surprised if Youngy turns out to be Sam's replacement when he goes in the summer!

We could do worse.

...not much though :wink:

Message to Alan Young - I'm taller than you :king

alan young is the shittest player ever & i hope he never comes back the little turd!

the kid had an ego bigger than andy king & brian howard put together!

Does your mrs read this then?

Hello Mrs Janaage!

Are you Scotish as well?

If you are I can get you a good deal on crate of Iron Bru 8)

there was a big hype about alan young. signed his pro contract on the pitch! whatdid he do. score once to beat blackpool 1-0. hahaha!  :soapy tit wank:

He was a bit like Craig Farr. Talk of the Premiership, being the next big thing, then we released him!

Mrs JA doesn't read this, I wouldn't want her hanging about with you bunch of reprobates!!

I'll still go for the Irn Bru though, I love the stuff!!  Biggest selling soft drink in Scotland.  I believe Scotland is the only country in the western world that Coca-Cola or Pepsi isn't the number one selling soft drink.

Mmm... Irn Bru!

I think to class Scotland as part of the Western World is stretching a point :wink:

I knew someone would pick up on that comment!  In a way OST I'm glad it was you!

Recently went on holiday to Florida with his parents, lovely chap, gave my dad an autograph.  He is still short, and playing for Kingstonian.

More importantly, I'd like to know how Socrates got on at.... wherever he was.  Anyone?  Reg?!   :D

You KNOW it just had to be said.  It was my duty as an Englishman!

Garforth Town I think it was, not sure how that went though.

I had some haggis and burberry skirt based comments prepared, but decided against it on this occasion

Socrates couldn't put up with the cold.   According to the BBC Bebeto or Romario (can't rmember which one) may be playing for them next season.

Yep......Garforth Town....not as Johno posted Gasforth Town.....although would have made a good story line for the Thin Bue Line.

  Think it lasted for about 30 mins of wheezing and lard wobbling.....they've signed Romario now.

They'll be signing up Rubens Barachello as the coach driver next Reg!!

There's a piece about Socrates in this month's 4-4-2, quite interesting.

Heard he works in a garden centre now.

Socrates however is not...

As a garden gnome?

How he got a 3 year pro contract i'll never know. Maybe his mum did Kingy a few favours ;)
Fans cheered him but booed Hewlett and Duke. Bizarre.
Pook,who was a much better footballer never had the crowd support Young Alan Young(cringe) did.

I heard that his dad sponsored the club to the tune of his wages.

I heard it was to the tune of the Great Escape.

I heard it was to the tune of sloop john b by the beach boys (popular when di canio was manager)

I went to school with him. He wasn't even the best player in our school team, so unsure how he made pro.