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Miles Mayhem

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« on: Tuesday, December 21, 2021, 15:07:40 »

I’m getting some hair moved around in January and wondered if anyone else is as vain as me. BTW it’s not being vain but self improvement.  Cheesy
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« Reply #1 on: Tuesday, December 21, 2021, 15:09:47 »

Arse to scalp?
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Peter Venkman
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« Reply #2 on: Tuesday, December 21, 2021, 15:11:48 »

I would hate it if I ever lost my full head of hair and pony tail as well as my dashingly handsome good looks.
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« Reply #3 on: Tuesday, December 21, 2021, 15:16:14 »

I would hate it if I ever lost my full head of hair and pony tail as well as my dashingly handsome good looks.

Time to stop drinking now JJ, get yourself an early night fella
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« Reply #4 on: Tuesday, December 21, 2021, 15:20:33 »

My Mrs does all the laser cosmetic stuff, along with Botox and fillers, vitamin infusions etc. I’ve had scars improved with it but no interest the more vanity based stuff though. Lots must be as ‘vain’ though as the prices are ridiculous and being in the Cotswolds there’s a lot of money floating around especially in an era with HD and 4K TV.
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Peter Venkman
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« Reply #5 on: Tuesday, December 21, 2021, 15:25:43 »

Time to stop drinking now JJ, get yourself an early night fella
If you are buying I will be drinking!
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« Reply #6 on: Tuesday, December 21, 2021, 15:29:30 »

I’m getting some hair moved around in January and wondered if anyone else is as vain as me. BTW it’s not being vain but self improvement.  Cheesy

Pubic wig?
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« Reply #7 on: Tuesday, December 21, 2021, 15:46:14 »

I’m getting some hair moved around in January and wondered if anyone else is as vain as me. BTW it’s not being vain but self improvement.  Cheesy

You'll be wanting to shag grannies next.
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« Reply #8 on: Tuesday, December 21, 2021, 15:49:24 »

I’m getting some hair moved around in January and wondered if anyone else is as vain as me. BTW it’s not being vain but self improvement.  Cheesy

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« Reply #9 on: Tuesday, December 21, 2021, 16:28:43 »

Men in their 50's who have dark hair and die it thinking it looks natural....grow old gracefully.
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« Reply #10 on: Tuesday, December 21, 2021, 17:23:59 »

It wouldn’t worry me one bit if it all fell out overnight.
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« Reply #11 on: Tuesday, December 21, 2021, 17:29:12 »

one of the few advantages of being an ugly bastard is you don't care when your hair goes.

that and the 12 inch penis
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« Reply #12 on: Tuesday, December 21, 2021, 17:40:20 »

one of the few advantages of being an ugly bastard is you don't care when your hair goes.

that and the 12 inch penis

So what you saying😀
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« Reply #13 on: Tuesday, December 21, 2021, 19:12:35 »

one of the few advantages of being an ugly bastard is you don't care when your hair goes.

that and the 12 inch penis
Only need a little one when you've got 20 stone to ram it in!
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« Reply #14 on: Tuesday, December 21, 2021, 19:24:13 »

It wouldn’t worry me one bit if it all fell out overnight.

Put a cord on your Jim jams then Aud  Smiley
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