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His cheeky chappy routine used to be quite amusing, especially when he was embarrassing puritanical American guests on his chat show.  But now he's heading towards middle age, am I alone in thinking he's

(a) not that funny any more; and
(b) a dirty old man?

£18 million over 3 years?!  Not worth it, in my view.

Jonathan Ross is vastly overrated on television. The Yanks are good value on his show because they're simply not used to swearing or anything remotely considered controversial mentioned in interviews.

I only watch he Friday night with JR because of the calibre of guests he gets on there. He's an awful interviewer, constantly making some dirty joke or relating everything back to himself. Tit.

Bring back The Frank Skinner Show!

I'm a great admirer of Ricky Gervais, but him and Wossy together makes me want to vomit.

Good shout on Skinner, did anyone else see him on HIGNFY?

Johnathon Ross is brilliant worth every penny of what he gets paid.

I guess this was sparked by the Russell Brand incident?

Yep, alot of guests tend to sit there and nod/look confused.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HzMfVyN_TBM

I've never found him funny and some of his gags have been really offensive to disabled people. He hasn't had the good grace to apologise when he's gone over the top. Basically, if he was off the air the world would not be a worse place.

I cannot believe the amount of fuss this has generated.

Have I missed something?

Not really.

I like jonathan ross, especially his radio show (that I don't listen to often enough).  His tv show's okay but don't often see that either because of the time it's on.

Brand is very good.

However I didn't enjoy listening to the Andrew Sachs voicemail messages they left, didn't find them funny at all.  An apology should suffice here though, no sackings, just move on.

My world would be a much worse place without Ross and Brand whos radios shows are both essential listening.

I do enjoy Russell Brand, reading his book at the moment, really funny

It was a little bit over the top but I was impressed with Russels song of apology.It was just two comics trying to out do each other.

5000 people have complained about it,I wonder how many listened to the show and how many read about it in the Daily Mail and became outraged.Did the Daily Mail mention that Manuels Granddaughter is in a performance thingy called "The Suicide Sluts"?

Is that his first book you're reading, read that on holiday, brilliant, proper laugh out loud in some places.

I've heard his second book will be out in time for Christmas (or maybe it is already) will be getting that too!

Definitely Yeovil, it did come across as one up manship, just didn't find it an easy listen.

Btw - Did Russell confirm at the end that he had shagged her, or not?

Booky Wook. Stupid name, top read!

Hes mentioned her when he did the show with David Badiel as well,its probably fair to say he has.

It was more Ross trying to get Brand in trouble I thought,it was almost as if they forgot it was going out at times.

It was Satanic Slut not Suicide Slut  :D

http://www.satanic-sluts.com/
Probably NSFW

Still probably not right to tell her Grandad he fucked her in a Swing though :soapy tit wank:

I think Ross should be sacked immediately-not because of the "Satanic Sluts" debacle,but because he's a cunt.

Here's the gal in question.

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It's just the Daily Mail trying to stir up some shit, they won't get the boot.

I hope you mean physically challenged.

I love Jonathan Ross, His Tv show is fucking ace. He has great guests and one of the reasons why it's so good is him making himself look a tit by talking about how great he is. It's kind of closet self-deprecation in my eyes and that makes him and what he says funny, therefore I think the bloke is worth every penny.

The Mail hate the BBC and will do anything to kick them. This kind of thing is so minor but it serves their agenda.

God, what has the world come to being corrected by a Scummer. 

Oh right so because it's in the Daily Mail it must be wrong. ::)

I'm not trying to stick up for the Mail here - I don't read it - but have you ever thought that sometimes the BBC just gets it plain wrong, and just because the Mail have it as front page news is not justification to use as a defense to the contrary.

It's funny how in all the coverage no-one is prepared on record to defend on the BBC what the BBC did.

they should get some bottle tell sachs his grandaughter puts it about end of.

The truth hurts Mex :D

Tricky one, because usually this is exactly the case.  (Tomorrow,the Mail will out both Ross and Brand as immigrant lesbian baby eaters - sending their readership into renewed fits of conservative apoplexy.)

My original post, incidentally, was not prompted by the Daily Mail...and didn't even refer to Russell Brand.  I just think that Jonathan Ross isn't anything like as funny as he thinks he is - and certainly not worth £6 million a year of licence payers' money (although I accept that others will disagree.)

Flippin Gordon Brown has commented on this now, fuck me has he not got more important things to deal with?

I bet when told, like most of the nation, Prime Minister Brown said "Andrew who? Oh the Spanish guy from that show"

The more this is going on, the more amusing it is.

Wise words

There have been 10,000 complaints now!!!

10,000 complete cunts.

Agreed - 10,000 complete cunts that don't know who Ross, Brand, Sachs or his slutty granddaughter are!

only 2 complaints were made after the initial broadcast. no doubt the rest of them have got it in for Ross and Brand.

Not at all. Its wrong because its wrong. The fact that the Daily Mail are leading the campaign to get them sacked only goes to prove how pointless and stupid it is.


Remind me, what did the BBC do?

They approved the material for broadcast.

After being told by Sachs he didn't want it transmitted. I think Brand and Ross are really at fault (Maybe guilty of bad taste, but meh) Someone at the BBC has dropped  bollock though....

I didn't know what this whole thing was about until I saw a clip yesterday. I have to admit I found it funny as fuck.

I can't see the point in the government now sticking their noses in.

Yes, which is precisely what his spokesman said the 1st, 2nd, 3rd and 4th times he was asked about it. They were talking about this on 5Live when I was on my way to the non-match - this dominated the PM's briefing to the press yesterday, they basically (according to 5Live) hounded a statement out of the spokesman, then all went "Ooooh, look Brown's commented on it".

Ross and Brand should be hung though. Just for being gits as much as anything else

As Paul says it was a case of Brown having to make a response as the journos wouldn't shut up about it.

I think what they did was well out of order.But all this fuss is a bit much.No one has died.

Yeah good point Rich, Mr Brand's next broadcast should be funny as, hopefully his listening figures will go through the roof. 

So Sach's innocent little grand daughter now wants action taken against RB & JR.  I suppose the more people talk about it the more well known she'll get, great career move for the girl.

FFS utterly ridiculous. Sachs gets offended, Ross and Brand apologise, BBC apologise and OFCOM check broadcasting guidelines for breaches. That's all fair enough.

But it's all gone mental now. Why? Completely stupid overreaction and the likes of the Daily Mail and their window licker readers don't help.

I dont know why when we have a recession the government need to get involved!

I think the whole thing is hilarious

My thoughts exactly.

[rant]It's because our country is full of stupid, fuck-all-else-to-do cunts. This nothing incident, that Brand and Ross have started, perfectly sums up how pathetic this country is becoming. It's not Mail readers, it's not Tories, that's far too much of a tabloid gereralisation. It's every man and his dog, wife, neighbours and their dogs. It's simply busybodies, whose lives are in the descendancy, making their own little boredom fillers.

I despair and i find it embarrassing and frustrating how 10,000 people have so little to do apart from choose to be offended by shit which means fuck all on the scale of things.[/rant]

Daily Mail backpage news yesterday - Barton is back.

I mean who gives a fuck?

One of the things alot of Brits pride themselves on being is a bit more relaxed (for want of a better word more liberal) and less OTT in comparison to those across the pond for example. We're always first to bemoan and laugh at the Americans when this sort of thing happens over there.

Brand & Woss were dickheads but no different to their usual escapades nor extreme enough to warrant such a reaction. If this was a message directed at clearly ill old man such as Norman Wisdom then fair enough sack them and shame on them - but it wasn't and just because Sachs in 78 doesn't actually mean he's going to keel over because of this.

It's a sad state of affairs really therefore just like the Yanks I'm going to sue all parties for something I'm not quite sure of yet.

Shall we start a "call Ofcom and let them know that you don't give a shit about this Brand, Ross, Sachs situation" campaign?

I think, Batch, the (overthetop) kicking that the BBC is receiving is more related to the fact that their response has been wholly inadequate. The only reason the BBC has eventually apologised albeit grudgingly (Brands apology was followed by ‘but I still think it’s funny’ – hardly sincere) is because of the OTT ranting coverage by newspapers. Is this the only way the BBC can be held to account. Sad if it is.

Let’s not forget that they left insulting, unsolicited, illegal messages on the answer phone of Mr. Sachs, who is among other things, a 78 year old pensioner, apparently as revenge for him not being prepared to be interviewed by them.

Any other employer would have both of them up before a disciplinary board with a view to sacking them or suspending them at the very least.

A commercial company would have dealt with this promptly and it would have all blown over within 24 hours, but the BBC has been dragging it’s heels, pretending not to notice, probably with the view of; ‘so what it’s not like anyone can cancel their license fee is it?’

did you not read paul's post?

the journo's kept asking for brown's comment, it's not as though he held a press conference about it

I blame Robert Peston. If his financial reports were more interesting (with better graphics than those crappy cogs), it and his on-going mental-breakdown would still be lead story and we wouldn't have to live through still tea-cup filling shitstorm.

with all that is going on with the world I cant believe that Gordon Brown has issued a statement on it .. good god ....

are you taking the piss?

Ross should get brand on his show on friday and do it again.

andrew sachs' granddaughter is FIT.

http://newsforums.bbc.co.uk/nol/thread.jspa?sortBy=2&forumID=5560&edition=1&ttl=20081029115056&#paginator

Check out the level of bile on here. it would actually be quite funny if it wasnt so sad.

brilliant how people can get so upset about this when there people dying of war and famine in the world. tossers.

Ha ha that'd be ace!  They've both been suspended by the Beeb now!  Flippin heck get a grip people.

Oh get a life!

What's actually happened here? Two overgrown schoolboys have phoned Andrew Sachs, who had agreed to be interviewed on the show and then not answered his 'phone, and left a couple of daft messages. Two people were offended by the language used.

Andrew Sachs when interviewed seems actually quite reasonable about it. He clearly thinks both of them are complete dicks and wants an apology but that's about it. Was an elderly pensioner shocked to his core to discover his twenty something grand-daughter has a sex life? Probably not, he's knows she's in some band called the Satanic Sluts so I doubt he's been entertaining any misconceptions about her.

As far as the two "victims" of this prank are concerned, 50 million people in Britain now know that Sachs is still alive, bit of a coup there I thought he'd been dead for years, and girl, who's oddly offended about the whole thing for a Satanic Slut, has had more publicity for her shit band than she could have dreamed possible. The presence of Max Clifford as her new press agent makes it fairly clear she's goning to milk it for all it's worth.

What really pisses me off is the press and other media pundits whipping up this moral outrage about something that nobody had even noticed had happened. 10,000 people read the Daily Mail and then went online to watch the clips IN ORDER TO BE OUTRAGED by them. Twats!

And it's left me having to put up with being bombarded by images of Kelvin Fucking Mckenzie moralising about the role of the media and the need to be responsible. FFS! Like The Sun was never just a little out of line under that turd.

Gotcha! Kelvin? Hillsborough! Ringing any bells you hippocritical cunt! Was no-one offended by those front pages? Little clue the Sun's circulation in Merseyside has never recovered from the Hillsborough coverage. What about the £1m in damages you had to pay to Elton John after accusing him of shagging underage rentboys in a story you completely fabricated?

If for no other reason that you end up on the same side as that fucker people should think twice about joining in this fucking witch hunt. And Gordon Fucking Brown should have better things to do. Arsehole

I cannot believe this was headline news last night and as for the two people that complained to the police I’d like to meet them and laugh.

Fuck me I find myself agreeing with lumps!

What pisses me off is the fact that mps are going to discuss this, yet they don't have the time to discuss bigger things like abortion, the right to die etc etc fucking daliy mail readers getting upset about nothing they should all be shot!

Both of them suspended now, pathetic!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7696714.stm

wimble wobble wobble wimble

No it isn't. Internally the BBC Trust will be investigating. Externally OFCOM are rightly investigating. That's the end of it in my book.

In essence it is a backlash on two 'marmite' artists who are in many peoples eyes overpaid. It is free publicity for a two bit Goth actress, the hurt caused long since gone in the rush to employ Max Clifford and sell her story to the Sun. I'm sure Sachs and said bint were upset, but the original broadcast drew 2 public complaints. Then the media were all over it, and suddenly 10,000 people took the opportunity to put the boot in.

Suspending them is an overreaction in the extreme.

I think that it is being pounced upon to highlight declining moral standards. The trouble with being a 'shock-pjock' is that its all been done before. So, to get a laugh, or notoriety, you have to be more and more shocking.

Think the point that is being made is that its not nice to leave crude messages, or pick on, a 78 year old man. Something that I tend to agree with!

If either were to do that to my father I would punch their lights out!

NMH

whaaaaaat?

the brand/ross 'saga' is not going to interrupt or prevent euthanasia discussions.

If the two cunts concerned had rang up my 78 year old Grandad and left abusive and obscene messages , they'd in tiny little bits in the gutter by now.

The other issue is the fact that the public are forced by law, under pain of imprisonment to fund the BBC. I'd expect them to have some morals.

I think if my Grandad got a message of this nature, the shock would probably kill him. Fortunately he's already dead.

Birch Brand and Ross, Hang the Director of Radio and burn down the BBC centre......

...and they'd be getting off lightly.

My granddad, if he was alive, would think what a pair of idiots and get on this his life because he came from an era that didn't whinge at the first opportunity.

Sachs and his family had to flee Germany because they were jewish for goodness sake, that's serious real life stuff. I doubt he's that bothered, he wants a sincere apology and that's fair enough.

Bart vs. Australia style - let's allow Sachs the opportunity of a booting.

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I'm annoyed that I won't get to see Sir David Attenborough on Ross' Friday show.

Probably could do without seeing The achey-breaky heart blokes daughter and The Killers though.

I can't be bothered to go through the internet and the tabloids, can someone briefly explain what Mr Brand and Mr Ross said about Sach's grand daughter.

nope

Please yeovil!! Were they really lewd ?

youtube is your friend Ralphy.

Russell started off by ringing up Manuel from Fawlty Towers saying he was from the London STD clinic and then told him his grand daughter had the worst case of vaginal discharge he had ever seen.  He went on to describe the smell and taste of her private area.  Jonathan Ross joined in the disgraceful sexual orientated tirade against Manuel's grand daughter by adding, her anus was so large he could fit his foot up there.  Queue 10 minutes of sexual innuendo regarding saggy bottom rings and vaginal discharge and you're pretty much there Ralphy.

It's not for the faint hearted my friend.

He then rang up a couple of other times, one of which he pretended to be a west indian fella, by the name of Charlton Marshall, he told Mr Sachs that he was going to kill him, because he "he shagged his grand daughter and now had the bad aids".

Really was quite terrible.

Yeovil will fill you in on the song he sung to him down the phone.

Just listened to some of it, they should be sacked.

A joke is a joke but thats disgusting.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7IHJ66wj9g

Don't listen to all of it, then you'll know I made all of my take on the situation up!!

this is brilliant!

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/celebrity/robert-peston-transformed-into-pure-energy-200810081310/

They are both unfunny (I know the irony of a German saying this) idiots and should both be sacked

i like them both.but neither justify the money they earn from our tv licence money(should be fucking scrapped by the way)
ringing a 78 year old and saying the stuff they did is a bit naughty.

I liked this comment from another forum, made me chuckle - "Perhaps there is a bit too much fuss. In show business perhaps you should be prepared to take some ribbing. When I was a kid I was quite appreciative of Sach's sensitive portrayal of a member of the Hispanic race, for instance"

qué?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSfyWbg0JV4&feature=related

I like having the BBC, I use the website a lot as well. I'd rather pay the license fee than not have it, or have it with adverts in.

Oh come off it Batch, Ofcom are only investigating because of the furore generated by newspapers, as for the BBC Trust, this is another Quango that shouldn't need to be there if the BBC was subjected to market forces. (as you say 'internally' yes we all know how that works)

As for Lumps, I think he's got a little bit too excited.  ;)

The papers are just as out of order on a daily basis, likewise without any foundation. What they said, disgusting or not, matters not one iota in my mind. The whole saga looks like little more than a tabloid fuelled joke against our holier then thou society. Fuck it, it doesn't matter and i couldn't care less what Brand and Ross did, the reaction is thousand times more stupid.

Agreed.

Now I look forward to years of the Sachs family on reality TV shows and magazine articles.

I think this interviews proves that Sach's really doesn't give a shite and that this is about the press going mental.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7696714.stm

Looks like a bunch of journalists hounding a 78 year old man to me.

Nail. Head. Hit. He doesn't look particularly annoyed and he says he's not collecting apologies. I suspect the constant interview requests and the hounding he now receives is more stressful than the actual messages he received.

Brands resigned from his show.

Hope he does another one with another station, I love that show  >:(

He'll probably go full-time in the U.S. now.

I doubt this will effect Brand a great deal.

No it wont effect his career at all.

Hes already upset the religous right in America now hes done  Daily Mail readers it will just reinforce his career if anything.

Tomorrow's headlines?

"Mission Accomplished"

Or maybe they won't rest until Ross is gone too.

Fair play to sachs very dignified,maybe his grandaughter should keep her legs shut. See on her website she states she is a swinger also did weird toples shoots and is in a group called satanic sluts,i would think offended sachs more than brand/ross did

What because I'm offended that what I listen to is being morally policed by the like of Kelvin Mckenzie?

As far subjecting the Beeb to market forces what a fucking great idea, because ITV is just fucking great isn't it? Bingo Night Live, yeah that's what I want more of. Hasn't the last couple of months taught you that market forces aren't some sort of magic solution to all ills?

the mail will be delighted.

yeovil - jupitus got forced out of his 6music show  and is now recording his own podcast which they're releasing independently on itunes...it's great, primarily because there is no brain to mouth filter.

Same thing with 6 Music spawned the Collins and Herring Podcast, which I  love.

They went right over the top...surely you can think of better jokes than that when your earning 18 million of our dosh...prize pricks the pair of them.but of course unlike me and you they are sitting pretty with money so getting the sack wont hurt them.

Do you even listen to the show?

At the time I couldn't help but laugh at them. We've all phoned a number expecting to talk to a person, got an answerphone and blurted out something stupid. They kept phoning back with the intention of apologising and smoothing things over, but would repeatedly sabotage each other and collapse in giggles. It was funny.

What's right over the top is the leaders of the two main political parties in this country wasting theit time with this nonsense, it being the lead story on the fucking news, and 10,000 old grannies phoning up to complain about being offended by something they didn't even listen to.

Andrew Sachs seems quite relaxed about the whole thing, why the fuck so many of you have got a wasp up your arse about it I don't know.

As I mentioned before, after watching Sachs being interviewed this should be done and dusted. Nobody cares but the press.

His grand daughter will keep pushing this though

and the Sun with their exclusive.

If I'd have rung up one of my customers at work and had a laugh by saying I'd smashed the shit out of their grand-daughter I'd have lost my job. So yes it's a bit of fun but what did they expect? A bonus? Anyone who thinks Brands depature is unjust is a fucking tool... if I go out and abuse someone in the street I've never met under the guise of "a laugh" I'd be in the shit. You cant just say what you like because you're semi-popular on some shitty radio show.

It's pretty gay how many people are acting so upset by it - who REALLY gives a fuck - but there's got to be a line, particuarly when the beeb is fundamentally subsidised by Joe Public, and Brand and Ross crossed it, a job's a job and they fucked up and acted like twats and now one doesn't have a job and I suspect the other will be out of a job by the weekend, 'specially as he earns mega bucks but is past it... that's life

Dave, Russell Brand is a modern day "shock" comedian, he does things a little on the risky side for a laugh, okay so this wasn't his finest hour. But come on there was a handful of complaints until the media decided to go on and on and on about it.

I don't think he should have resigned, I understand why he has, but disappointed he didn't stay on and make the Beeb make the decision.

I look forward to his new show on some other channel, I hope Sach's gdaughter does not gain and become some sort of celebrity through this.

They are both cunts


That is all I have to say on the matter

But what fucking business are you in? They are in the business of making people laugh, everyone knows they're a bit risky. If people don't like them, then they shouldn't fucking watch or listen to them. Go and watch Brucie!!
Personally I thought it was funny as. The song was comedy gold.
The fact that Sachs doesn't appear to really give a fuck and has accepted their apology says it all. 

8 pages. Mainly by posters who say it shouldn't get the attention it's received.

Mmmmm.

Ross has a small amount of talent but Brand is just a fucking idiot. At least it means that he wont be on my TV anytime soon. It wasnt even that funny, i would sack them just for being shit comedians.

Oh dear foggy, if you believe that you're living in cloud cuckoo land, of course Brand's gonna be on TV in the near future.  Thankfully this has done his career no harm, he go on from this a little bit wiser I would imagine, that bloke has a talent, cracks me up, especially his Ponderland, which starts on C4 tonight I believe!! 

Hare Krishna!!

Russels TV work is with Channel 4,new series of Ponderland starts tonight I think.Thankfully Channel 4 doesnt have to answer to the morality Police .

Im going to spend my evening at work complaining about stuff.The Alan Titmarsh show better watch out!

Manufactured outrage antidote:

http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/

Probably wishful thinking on my behalf i guess Rob. I would imagine that the UK tour is being planned as we speak and will no doubt be a complete sell out, i just dont get the guy.

Yeah all about personal choice, I don't like that Phil bloke from Buzzcocks but loads of people seem to love his work.

Brand was supposed to be the opposing guest captain tonight, but they have pulled it. Grrr.

So they lose their jobs (possibly) and the government are involved yet teh poor little girl is free from critism when selling her 'story' to The Sun

BINT

My brother used to work in collections at Vodafone, and they had the account for Chelsea football club. My brothers colleague decided to ring up Frank Lampard after the 2006 world cup.

Lampard answered the phone to be greeted "fuck off you wanky shit cunt"

Needless to say my brothers mate is no longer an employee :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

i would

To make matters worse, Brand and Ross have both now been placed on the saachs offenders list.

Obviously this tale of morality shows that making an obscene phone call is worse than being a muslim terrorist with an interest in kiddy fiddling,  but being a bit of a slut then selling your story to the highest bidder is absolutley fine and possibly to be encouraged.

And the newspapers think they have a right to lecture the country on "moral standards"?

For fucks sake :doh:

ha ha quality!

top pun of the month Dave

My missu sspat her soup over the monitor at that one! good punning!

I heard that phrase on Sky too.

Yeah, i didnt invent it you fools

That twat who killed that poor goth girl had his term reduced by a year yesterday and it's considered minor news... This countries media has its priorities are all over the place.

Ross suspended without pay for 12 weeks and the controller of Radio 2 has resigned.

Massive massive over reaction.

Haha, what a joke.

Our country doesn't half look stupid sometimes and rightly so.

 I've heard they're getting in Joey Barton to cover, while Ross is suspended.

I've just watched hugh fearnley-wittingstall knowingly break the law on channel 4. I expect his program pulled from the schedules, and his contract to be torn up.

What did he do?

He stopped in a hard shoulder when his car hadn't broken down. Scum

Hang him!

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To pick apples. He could have caused a near car pile up.

See how many complaints that gets.

Lets do it

Let's bring him down!

Let's show the double barreled scum no mercy. Email the Daily Mail now.

I must be bored. Done.  :-[

Have you fellas complained about this?  Ha ha.  I hope you put something like "words cannot kill anyone however stopping on the hard shoulder to pick apples could have injured or killed innocent people".  This sort of thing should not be shown on British television.

Gary Glitter is back in the UK I hear ?

Wonder how many extra viewers saw Brand's show on Channel 4 last night?

Funny as fuck.

I watched it, and probably wouldn't have done normally.

And what did you think of it Bo?

I missed ponderland last night, Mrs was watching Most Haunted, any good??  Ponderland that is, not MH.

Didn't stop laughing. I do like Brand but just generally don't realise when stuff is on. Don't watch that much TV tbh. Will make a point of watching this again though.

When he was talking about fucking his puppy (or was it a cat?) and then pretended to perform various acts on a butterfly, i couldn't stop laughing.

I couldn't believe the moose waiting for her pony to come of age...

Fuck me, the whole world (well, the mail online) has gone mad


What a fucking steaming crock of horse shit. I can't think of an offensive 5 letter word beginning with P relating to a female? I can think of Porch? Purse? Perhaps it was Piss and the mail just can't spell, that's quite likely actually.

Full "story" here - http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1081966/Even-Russell-Brand-row-raged-BBC-comedians-insulting-Queen.html

Haha that was first aired about 3 months ago and i never heard anyone complain. I hate the daily mail with a passion

It was "pussy". And it was a repeat of their New Year show.

You can always rely on the Daily Mail to be at the forefront of news reporting.

I laughed.

So clearly they were referring to her cat.

I don't see the problem.

I thought it was Philip

The Mail should listen to the Herring and Collins Podcast this week Richard Herring talks about the Queens haggered ripped Cunt,or something along those lines:eek:

Probably a good job those boys arent on the BBC anymore.

Dear Jonathan Ross,


I've fucked your daughter!
Not so funny now!

Lots of love

Gary Glitter

I've received that text off three people now.

Brands back on the radio tonight,doing a football show with Noel on Talksport 9-11.

Ace  8)

The media have been giving it alot of press too.

That'll be Brand the big fucking poof who knows fuck all about football, right?

He'll be well at home on TalkSport then.

Isn't he a West Ham fan?

Yup.

I fucking hate that cunt with a passion

It was great,Russell Brand is just brilliant on the radio.

I've always enjoyed Brand on the radio too.

I also find it amusing that one of the biggest opponents to political correctness (daily mail) went all PC to get him and Ross in trouble. It makes their stance a bit confusing. Ahhh... the invested interest against the BBC, goes along way to show why it's worth while having.