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« Reply #435 on: Friday, February 3, 2012, 10:11:31 » |
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Called my boss earlier & said I won't be returning to work tomorrow because i've got vaginal issues.
He said "For fucks sake you're a man"
I replied "Yes but you're a cunt"
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Don Rogers moustache
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I bleed Red
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« Reply #436 on: Friday, February 3, 2012, 11:24:19 » |
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Rumour has it,if Harry Redknapp is found guilty,he could receive community service to help London's most needy, He will take Arsenal training twice a week !!!  |
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There is a forgotten, well almost a forbidden word, which means more to me than any other.
That word is ENGLAND!!!
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jutty274
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« Reply #437 on: Friday, February 3, 2012, 11:28:21 » |
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In the Sun they are offering tickets for football matches for £9.50.
So I sent off £9.50 for an Oxford game
Due to a mailing error, they accepted my offer and I now own the club.
Good you can get us all tickets for the game. |
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WR5
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« Reply #438 on: Friday, February 3, 2012, 11:41:23 » |
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Why doesn't Mike Tyson play the playstation? Because he is an ex boxer.  |
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mexico red
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Demasiado no es demasiado
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« Reply #439 on: Friday, February 3, 2012, 14:25:01 » |
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how much does a cockney pay for shampoo?
pan ten
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jutty274
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« Reply #440 on: Friday, February 3, 2012, 14:55:38 » |
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I think my FIFA 12 is broke as David De Gea saved a shot, Oh never mind it was from Andy Carroll
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wiggy
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Whippet Fancier
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« Reply #441 on: Tuesday, February 14, 2012, 16:19:14 » |
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
We're having sex
'Cause I'm stronger than you.
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Thank [insert deity of choice] for beer and peanuts
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Peter Venkman
We don't need no stinking badges.
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Things can only get better
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« Reply #442 on: Tuesday, February 14, 2012, 16:21:58 » |
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm shit at poems
Show me your tits.
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Only a fool does not know when to hold his tongue.
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walrus
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« Reply #443 on: Tuesday, February 14, 2012, 21:31:34 » |
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What's six inches long and won't be getting sucked on Valentine's Day?
Whitney Houston's crack pipe.
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reeves4england
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« Reply #444 on: Tuesday, February 14, 2012, 22:51:25 » |
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Steve Evans.
Crawley Town F.C.
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dave_bambers_right_sock
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« Reply #445 on: Wednesday, February 15, 2012, 01:01:45 » |
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Cant believe it first Whitney Houston now H from steps
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ChinaWhitenRed
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« Reply #446 on: Wednesday, February 15, 2012, 10:43:04 » |
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What's easier to pick up the heavier it gets? Women
Q. What have women and dogshit got in common? A.The older they get the easier they are to pick up. Q. What have women and prawns got in common? A. Their heads are full of shit but the pink bits are alright. |
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Change must come through the barrel of a gun
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jayohaitchenn
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« Reply #447 on: Wednesday, February 15, 2012, 16:41:54 » |
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Rupert Murdoch is said to be devastated at the death of Whitney Houston. In a statement released earlier he stated that although sad, he is getting a great deal of comfort from the heartwarming messages left on her voicemail.
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Swindon Please Win
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« Reply #448 on: Wednesday, February 15, 2012, 23:58:47 » |
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Arsenal - They went to Milan 4 nothing.
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Barnard
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« Reply #449 on: Thursday, February 16, 2012, 20:12:37 » |
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What's got 4 legs and more money than Rangers?
Harry Redknapps dog.
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