THE FLASH
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« Reply #5865 on: Sunday, January 8, 2012, 16:20:25 » |
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I hope u enjoyed seeing me, flash & victor mildew on points west tonight. U did miss a great game, but i can't believe Wigan dragged us down to their level today. At least the better team won.
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oxford_fan
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« Reply #5866 on: Sunday, January 8, 2012, 18:24:12 » |
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The ITV coverage of the Manchester derby now. I don't give a toss who is in the stands, just cover the football.
Add Andy Townsend to that. What a cunt. |
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Bogus Dave
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« Reply #5867 on: Sunday, January 8, 2012, 19:02:38 » |
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Bunch of chavs drove past me on my run, and called me a paki wanker. which was bizzare
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« Reply #5868 on: Sunday, January 8, 2012, 19:03:15 » |
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Bunch of chavs drove past me on my run, and called me a * wanker. which was bizzare
but not factually incorrect, I'd imagine |
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Miles Mayhem
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« Reply #5869 on: Sunday, January 8, 2012, 19:05:02 » |
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Bunch of chavs drove past me on my run, and called me a * wanker. which was bizzare
they got the wanker bit right, its you running thats bizzare  |
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Bogus Dave
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« Reply #5870 on: Sunday, January 8, 2012, 19:11:12 » |
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I've got no idea why it's starred it out, but the insult included the phrase knuckleheads use to refer to people of asian descent. Rhymes with baccy.
That's the bizzare bit.
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Bewster
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We fucking love you Gumbo!
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« Reply #5871 on: Sunday, January 8, 2012, 19:46:01 » |
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cooking instruction on the reverse of food labels - why do i have to peel it off to read - which is when it inevitably tears - fucking arse.
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« Reply #5872 on: Sunday, January 8, 2012, 19:47:11 » |
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Sitting for 6 hours trying to get my missus new iphone to sync/work as her old one did without fucking everything on itunes up.
I fucking hate Apple.
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« Reply #5873 on: Sunday, January 8, 2012, 19:55:36 » |
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I've got no idea why it's starred it out, but the insult included the phrase knuckleheads use to refer to people of asian descent. Rhymes with baccy.
That's the bizzare bit.
Next time you're out running could you drop me off a Madras in Stratton |
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Chubbs
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« Reply #5874 on: Wednesday, January 11, 2012, 12:50:34 » |
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trying to open a bag of pasta without it splitting all the way down one side.
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Bogus Dave
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« Reply #5875 on: Wednesday, January 11, 2012, 13:05:32 » |
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trying to open a bag of pasta without it splitting all the way down one side.
[url width=380 height=304]http://www.clarkcraft.co.uk/images/fiskars/scissors.jpg[/url] |
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Sippo
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I ain't gettin on no plane fool
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« Reply #5876 on: Wednesday, January 11, 2012, 13:12:05 » |
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[url width=400 height=400]http://www.thecrystalhealer.co.uk/WebRoot/Eclipse/Shops/thecrystalhealer/4D69/2495/B412/2140/E5C0/0A33/6589/6E7F/stonehenge-2.jpg[/url]
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If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit...
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nevillew
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« Reply #5877 on: Wednesday, January 11, 2012, 13:15:18 » |
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Had a bird with fake tits....shame as she had an arse like two peaches.....
just one peach surely ? |
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Paolo Di Canio, it's Paolo Di Canio
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tans
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« Reply #5878 on: Wednesday, January 11, 2012, 13:17:54 » |
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there was a bird on this morning with two fannys earlier
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« Reply #5879 on: Wednesday, January 11, 2012, 13:32:41 » |
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On with Ant and Dec was she.
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