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Simon Pieman
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« on: Thursday, January 20, 2005, 01:52:26 »

god this is fun (probably been seen before but hey)

Go to http://radioworldwide.gospelcom.net/essaygenerator/
and type a random topic in.
Here's the essay on YR for example:

 An essay on yeovil red

Man's greatest achievement? Perhaps not, but can you afford not to read on when I am about to tell you about yeovil red? There are many factors which influenced the development of yeovil red. While it has been acknowledged that it has an important part to play in the development of man, several of todays most brilliant minds seem incapable of recognising its increasing relevance to understanding future generations. Inevitably yeovil red is often misunderstood by those politicaly minded individuals living in the past, who form the last great hope for our civilzation. In the light of this I will break down the issues in order to give each of them the thought that they fully deserve

Social Factors

Comparisons between Roman Society and Medieval Society give a clear picture of the importance of yeovil red to developments in social conduct. I will not insult the readers inteligence by explaining this obvious comparison any further. When Thucictholous said 'people only know one thing' [1] he, contrary to my learned colleague Sir George Allen’s recent publication ‘Into the eye of , could not have been referring to eighteenth century beliefs regarding society. Both tyranny and democracy are tried and questioned. Yet yeovil red bravely illustrates what we are most afraid of, what we all know deep down in our hearts.

Special care must be taken when analysing such a delicate subject. On the other hand anyone that disagrees with me is an idiot. Just as a dog will return to its own sick, society will return to yeovil red, again and again.

Economic Factors

We no longer live in a world which barters 'I'll give you three cows for that hat, it’s lovely.' Our existance is a generation which cries 'Hat - $20.' We will begin by looking at the Custard-Not-Mustard model. Taking special care to highlight the role of yeovil red within the vast framework which this provides.
Market
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      yeovil red

The results displayed in the graph are too clear to be ignored. It goes with out saying that the market value of gold plays in increasingly important role in the market economy. Supply Side Economic Tax Cuts Tax deductions could turn out to be a risky tactic.

Political Factors

Politics was once a game featuring competitors from elite classes. Comparing current political thought with that held just ten years ago is like comparing playing with a puppy and singing with a blackbird.

It is always enlightening to consider the words of one of the great political analysts Xaviera Shandy 'consciousness complicates a myriad of progressions.' [2] I argue that his insight into yeovil red provided the inspiration for these great words. It is a well known 'secret' that what prompted many politicians to first strive for power was yeovil red.
Where do we go from here? Only time will tell.

Conclusion

We can conclude that the yeovil red has, and will continue to be a major building block for the world in which we live. It brings peace, applauds greatness, though yeovil red brings with it obvious difficulties, it is truly yeovil red.

I will leave the last word to the famous Elvis Jackson: 'I wouldn't be where I am today without yeovil red.' [3]

[1] Thucictholous - Man - Published 42 AD

[2] Shandy - Ice Cold - 1994 Pitter Patter Publishing

[3] My yeovil red! - Issue 4 - BFG Publishing
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« Reply #4 on: Thursday, January 20, 2005, 01:59:12 »

apparently

Just as a dog will return to its own sick, society will return to wanking, again and again.
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« Reply #5 on: Thursday, January 20, 2005, 02:02:00 »

actually did produce this when i entered parkin:

Politics - smolitics! Placing theory on the scales of justice and weighing it against practice can produce similar results to contrasting parkin and former Wolves striker Steve Bull.


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« Reply #6 on: Thursday, January 20, 2005, 02:06:52 »

according to the proverb generator - "a friend in need is a yeovil red indeed"
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« Reply #7 on: Thursday, January 20, 2005, 02:10:41 »

some of these are so appropriate:

"always look on the swindon side of life"
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« Reply #8 on: Thursday, January 20, 2005, 16:56:15 »

i did my name, and the ending quote was legendary:

I shall give the final word to star Mariah Lennon: 'At first I was afraid I was petrified. Thinking I could never live without Adam Johnson by my side.' [3]
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« Reply #9 on: Tuesday, March 14, 2006, 00:28:06 »

An essay on nozza's sixteen wanks in one day

While many learned professors have abandoned hope of ever discovering the truth behind nozza's sixteen wanks in one day, I for one feel that it is still a worthy cause for examination. The constantly changing fashionable take on nozza's sixteen wanks in one day demonstrates the depth of the subject. While much has been written on its influence on contemporary living, several of todays most brilliant minds seem incapable of recognising its increasing relevance to understanding future generations. It is estimated that that nozza's sixteen wanks in one day is thought about eight times every day by socialists, trapped by their infamous history. Though I would rather be in bed I will now examine the primary causes of nozza's sixteen wanks in one day.

Social Factors

While some scholars have claimed that there is no such thing as society, this is rubbish. When blues legend 'Bare Foot D' remarked 'awooooh eeee only my dawg understands me' [1] he could have been making a reference to nozza's sixteen wanks in one day, but probably not. Spanning divides such as class, race and uglyness, nozza's sixteen wanks in one day smells of success.

Our post-literate society, more than ever before, relies upon nozza's sixteen wanks in one day. Society is powered by peer pressure, one of the most powerful forces in the world. As long as peer pressure uses its power for good, nozza's sixteen wanks in one day will have its place in society.

Economic Factors

We no longer live in a world which barters 'I'll give you three cows for that hat, it�s lovely.' Our existance is a generation which cries 'Hat - $20.' Of course, nozza's sixteen wanks in one day fits perfectly into the Fish-Out-Of-Water model, a lovely model.
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                nozza's sixteen wanks in one day

It is apparent from the graph that the influence of nozza's sixteen wanks in one day is strong. What is the secret to its strength? Well interest, ultimately decided by politicians, will always be heavily influenced by nozza's sixteen wanks in one day due to its consistently high profile in the portfolio of investors. The financial press seems unable to make up its mind on these issues which unsettles investors.

Political Factors

Posturing as concerned patriarchs, many politicians guide the electorate herd to the inevitable cattle shed of 'equal opportunity.' Comparing the ideals of the young with the reality felt by their elders is like contrasting playing with a puppy and singing with a blackbird.

In the words of a legend in their own life time, Bartholomew Woodpecker 'Taking a walk across hot coals will inevitably hurt your feet.' [2] He was first introduced to nozza's sixteen wanks in one day by his mother. Both spectacular failure and unequaled political accomplishment may be accredited to nozza's sixteen wanks in one day.
Since the Renaissance nozza's sixteen wanks in one day has become more and more prevalent. May it continue.

Conclusion

We can say with certainty nozza's sixteen wanks in one day has a special place in the heart of mankind. It establishes order, puts out 'fires', and always chips in.

I shall give the final word to star Courteney Cruise: 'Oooh yeah nozza's sixteen wanks in one day shoo badaby dooo.' [3]

[1] Bare Foot D - Classic - 1967 Stinton Records

[2] Woodpecker - Serving The Greats - 1990 Palmerston House Publishing

[3] Your guide to nozza's sixteen wanks in one day - Issue 98 - T36 Publishing
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« Reply #10 on: Tuesday, March 14, 2006, 00:40:42 »

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We can say with certainty nozza's sixteen wanks in one day has a special place in the heart of mankind. It establishes order, puts out 'fires', and always chips in.
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« Reply #11 on: Tuesday, March 14, 2006, 00:42:53 »

I noticed that as well. What a gem. Fuck I'm bored. I'm going to roll becuase I can now
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« Reply #12 on: Tuesday, March 14, 2006, 00:49:01 »

What an ace website! I've found out i'm suitable to look after a puppy, i am not a badger (6% badgerness) and, best of all, i'm not ginger. That's cheered me up Cheesy
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« Reply #13 on: Tuesday, March 14, 2006, 01:28:48 »

Ace. This thread digging malarky is all that and a bag  Cool
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« Reply #14 on: Tuesday, March 14, 2006, 01:32:45 »

6% Badgerness; not suitable to look after a puppy; not ginger; and I'm intelligent - Suitable jobs for you include: astronaut, brain surgeon and rocket scientist. That's alot to find out about oneself in one night
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