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Whits
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« on: Monday, January 2, 2006, 21:36:01 »
Yes its a real monkey, it lives at yeovils.

its taking news from other websites and posting it here so that you can see all the latest headlines from around the web.

I'm currently trying to filter out some of the crap it seems to be supplying  :?

bare with me  Cool
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Plays in midfield and his name is Tommy Miller,
signed him from Huddersfield his name is Tommy Miller,
first touch is average but his second is a killer,
heeeeeey Tommy Miller!
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« Reply #1 on: Monday, January 2, 2006, 21:37:18 »
Thanks
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« Reply #2 on: Monday, January 2, 2006, 21:38:05 »
he seems a harmless monkey at the moment.

as long as he's not from Germany he can stay
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« Reply #3 on: Monday, January 2, 2006, 21:49:09 »
i'm pretty sure its german, however because hes at yeovils he may end up being a drunken monkey  Cheesy
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Plays in midfield and his name is Tommy Miller,
signed him from Huddersfield his name is Tommy Miller,
first touch is average but his second is a killer,
heeeeeey Tommy Miller!
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« Reply #4 on: Monday, January 2, 2006, 21:51:52 »
He tried to nick my Jaffa cakes I have to discipline him.

Shall I spank my Monkey?
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« Reply #5 on: Monday, January 2, 2006, 21:53:31 »
What happens if Tommy gets the horn! Could be interesting :?
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« Reply #6 on: Monday, January 2, 2006, 22:32:36 »
will the monkey end up having to testify in yeovils impending trial?
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« Reply #7 on: Monday, January 2, 2006, 22:52:41 »
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What happens if Tommy gets the horn! Could be interesting :?
Yeovil will wana get involved and that WOULD be nasty
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« Reply #8 on: Tuesday, January 3, 2006, 00:38:29 »
Are Mr Monkey's updates all coming from here Whitsy?....

http://www.newsnow.co.uk/newsfeed/?name=Swindon+Town
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« Reply #9 on: Tuesday, January 3, 2006, 07:29:57 »
no, they want to charge for the updates from there  :x
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Plays in midfield and his name is Tommy Miller,
signed him from Huddersfield his name is Tommy Miller,
first touch is average but his second is a killer,
heeeeeey Tommy Miller!
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« Reply #10 on: Tuesday, January 3, 2006, 19:46:51 »
Questions About Monkey(FAO Whits, Yeovil)
1. Will you start bringing NM to games, or will he be too busy gathering news for us?
2. If you do bring him to games, will you dress him up in STFC clobber?
3. Do you think you could pass him off as an abnormally hairy child, and get him a cheap ticket?
4. Will he4 be putting in appearances at the CGH/Merlin on matchdays?
5. Can he become Official Club Mascot?
(i)He'd be better than Rockin' Robin.
(ii)We could be known throughout the land as "the Monkeys" Cool
(iii)When the opposition thrash us, they will roll out "spanking the monkeys" jibes, which we can respond to by calling them wankers.

Questions For Monkey(FAO News Monkey)
1. Do you enjoy your job? Or is it driving you bananas?
2. Is Yeovil treating you well? Does he ply you with alcohol? Does he supply a pirelli for you to pretend to be back in the jungle?
3. Are you an orphan monkey? If not, do you miss your family? Are they in Whipsnade Zoo?
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« Reply #11 on: Tuesday, January 3, 2006, 19:59:26 »
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1. Will you start bringing NM to games, or will he be too busy gathering news for us?

He will only come out for big games where it might kick off bnut he is on a banning order so will have to be 10 miles from the ground
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2. If you do bring him to games, will you dress him up in STFC clobber?

hes a casual Monkey,Lacoste,One True Saxon,Si that sort of thing
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3. Do you think you could pass him off as an abnormally hairy child, and get him a cheap ticket?

no need see question 1
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4. Will he4 be putting in appearances at the CGH/Merlin on matchdays?

Not allowed that close probably find him the Groves on the Bandits
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5. Can he become Official Club Mascot?

Ive bloody told you hes on a ban
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« Reply #12 on: Tuesday, January 3, 2006, 20:00:39 »
what was he banned for?
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signed him from Huddersfield his name is Tommy Miller,
first touch is average but his second is a killer,
heeeeeey Tommy Miller!
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« Reply #13 on: Tuesday, January 3, 2006, 20:00:46 »
He obviously never told Whits about the ban when he got the Job.
Hope this wont effect his position.
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« Reply #14 on: Tuesday, January 3, 2006, 20:02:04 »
He had it with a yellow transit van full of Hartlepool last year.

He hates them they hung his Grandad. Cheesy
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