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« on: Thursday, December 22, 2005, 23:30:31 »

the mrs had been home all day and had said she'd do the housework cos you have to do 12+ shifts at work.................(building suspense).............BUT DIDN'T DO ANYTHING?
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« Reply #1 on: Thursday, December 22, 2005, 23:31:12 »

Do her up the arse, but go in dry.
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« Reply #2 on: Thursday, December 22, 2005, 23:32:05 »

but what if the doesn't want to try that particular delicacy of love? what then?!
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« Reply #3 on: Thursday, December 22, 2005, 23:32:41 »

do it when's asleep. that'll fucking learn her.
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« Reply #4 on: Thursday, December 22, 2005, 23:32:56 »

asking people on tef for relationship advice....
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« Reply #5 on: Thursday, December 22, 2005, 23:34:15 »

Quote from: "Johno"
asking people on tef for relationship advice....


it's how bored i am. i've done the housework but it's a) a matter of principle; b) i want to say "everyone on TEF says you have to give up your bum cherry" and c) i'm not sure i'll be taking any real advice.
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« Reply #6 on: Thursday, December 22, 2005, 23:34:44 »

Soapy Tit Wank do what you want then!
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« Reply #7 on: Thursday, December 22, 2005, 23:35:31 »

DAMMIT I'M BORED! someone add me on msn or send round some strippers or something
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« Reply #8 on: Thursday, December 22, 2005, 23:46:12 »

we can argue again emo boy
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« Reply #9 on: Thursday, December 22, 2005, 23:47:14 »

go for it sonny
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« Reply #10 on: Thursday, December 22, 2005, 23:47:55 »

errrrrr, you smell of wee.
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« Reply #11 on: Thursday, December 22, 2005, 23:49:19 »

no i don't i've just had a bath, that was not containing in any way wee (apart from the part of the water we use that's recycled wee).

you are a guff-head
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« Reply #12 on: Thursday, December 22, 2005, 23:55:29 »

okay, you don't smell. but you are a spaz, no?
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« Reply #13 on: Thursday, December 22, 2005, 23:56:36 »

as far as i'm aware i have no spastication sonic. i could be wrong though. you are a penis of the highest order
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« Reply #14 on: Thursday, December 22, 2005, 23:58:41 »

you're winning! how dare you

okay.

you're an elitist pretentious whining emo cunt who has shit taste in music and feels that it's neccesary to avoid anything slightly mainstream in case someone thinks you might be normal. now fuck off back to your room and cry into your diary whilst slashing your arms up with razorblades you emo fag!
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