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« on: Thursday, December 22, 2005, 20:20:13 » |
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Preety good
You: Hey
Girl (hopefully its a girl): Hey
You: Did you know that i have a magic watch on right now?
Girl: No i didnt
You: Well, it is so magical, it can tell whether anyone is wearing underwear or not.
Girl: Really.
You: Yea, and right now its saying...(look at watch)... you arent wearing any!
Girl: But i am wearing underwear!
You: Oh, i almost forgot, its 10 minutes fast.
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Johno
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« Reply #1 on: Thursday, December 22, 2005, 20:22:44 » |
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made me chuckle....then i stopped.
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« Reply #2 on: Thursday, December 22, 2005, 20:25:30 » |
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Well apparently it's the best ever according to www.rottentomato.com |
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« Reply #3 on: Thursday, December 22, 2005, 20:26:32 » |
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really? won't be going on there then.
its a good chat up line though i guess.
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« Reply #4 on: Thursday, December 22, 2005, 20:28:25 » |
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I wouldn't go that far, I mean how can it be better than "I've got to say you've got beautiful eyes so let me put my hand between your thighs"
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« Reply #5 on: Thursday, December 22, 2005, 21:01:23 » |
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What happened to a good ol' fashioned eye contact and a swift shimmy up towards them on the dancefloor?.  |
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« Reply #6 on: Thursday, December 22, 2005, 21:05:23 » |
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..would have pulled me!!!
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I ain't gettin on no plane fool
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« Reply #7 on: Thursday, December 22, 2005, 21:19:20 » |
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What happened to a good ol' fashioned eye contact and a swift shimmy up towards them on the dancefloor?. Fuck the dancing jsut point to the bar, and say 'Get the beers in then love!'...  |
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If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit...
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« Reply #8 on: Friday, December 23, 2005, 00:19:58 » |
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Uh....
Fancy a fuck/shag.
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here's the man himself when you need him?
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« Reply #9 on: Friday, December 23, 2005, 00:38:49 » |
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sounds good, just excuse my 8 month pregnant wife and everything is ok
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« Reply #10 on: Friday, December 23, 2005, 02:34:08 » |
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What happened to a good ol' fashioned eye contact and a swift shimmy up towards them on the dancefloor?. I've always been fucking rubbish at that. Find it easier to chat to a bird, let her talk and make sure I sound interested in what she's saying and I'm giving her my full attention. Doesn't work if you can't strike up some sort of conversation though. |
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« Reply #11 on: Friday, December 23, 2005, 03:00:13 » |
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That's about the best way to not pull.....
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« Reply #12 on: Friday, December 23, 2005, 03:57:52 » |
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Hurrah. I pulled a reindeer tonight. She had a nice pair of antlers \o/
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« Reply #13 on: Friday, December 23, 2005, 06:05:01 » |
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What happened to a good ol' fashioned eye contact and a swift shimmy up towards them on the dancefloor?. Fuck the dancing jsut point to the bar, and say 'Get the beers in then love!'... Oooooh your so masculine.  |
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« Reply #14 on: Saturday, December 24, 2005, 20:33:48 » |
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[Me] I bet you I can make your breasts wobble without touching them [Her] No you can't! Go on then try! *Gropes breasts and make them wobble* [Me] Sorry you were right, I couldn't.  |
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