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land_of_bo

« on: Thursday, December 22, 2005, 12:51:27 »

OK, got fucked off with not knowing so had a look on www.urbandictionary.com

1. A group of white, mostly middle-class well-off kids who find imperfections in there life and create a ridiculous, depressing melodrama around each one. They often take anti-depressants, even though the majority don't need them. They need to wake up and deal with life like everyone else instead of wallowing in their imaginary quagmire of torment.

2. An entire subculture of people (usually angsty teens) with a fake personality. The concept of Emo is actually a vicious cycle that never ends, to the utter failing of humanity, and it goes something like this:

1. Girls say they like "sensitive guys" (lie)
2. Guy finds out, so he listens to faggy emo music and dresses like a dork so chicks will see that he is sensitive and not afraid to express himself (lie). He dyes his hair black, wraps himself in a stupid looking scarf, develops an eating disorder, and rants about how "nobody understands".
3. Now an emo guy, he meets Emo chick and they start dating, talking about how their well-off suburban lifestyles are terrible and depressing (lie)
4. Emo guy is just too much of a pussy. His penis is too small, he's too depressed to bathe, and has more mood swings than emo chick, and he doesn't even have a menstrual cycle. Emo chick dumps him, saying "It's not you, it's me." (lie) as she drives off with Wayne, the school jock and captain of the football team.
5. Emo guy goes home and cries, proceeds to write a weak song and strum a single string on his acoustic guitar. Another emo chick sees how he is so in touch with his feelings, and the cycle continues
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« Reply #1 on: Thursday, December 22, 2005, 12:53:33 »

i just posted this in sound & vision  Cheesy
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« Reply #2 on: Thursday, December 22, 2005, 13:03:42 »

http://media1.yourdailymedia.com/files/7sVRdjgaxKs5.wmv

This is EMO
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« Reply #3 on: Thursday, December 22, 2005, 13:37:03 »

Now I know. Anyone got an EMO music list?
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« Reply #4 on: Thursday, December 22, 2005, 13:37:57 »

a mate from college made me an emo compilation. i'll upload some of it.
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« Reply #5 on: Thursday, December 22, 2005, 15:40:50 »

there's lots of emo's at my uni. they wear really tight fitting black jeans and look as depressed as possible for as much of the day as possible. they try to look down on non-emo's but it never works.

alot of them are veggies/theonewhereyoucanonlyeatcabbageorsomething so they look quite pale and ill
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« Reply #6 on: Thursday, December 22, 2005, 15:46:08 »

Yes i have lots of Emo music on my comp and CD collection. Its great music, but it isnt depressin at all. Well i dont find it is anyway.
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« Reply #7 on: Thursday, December 22, 2005, 15:46:48 »

The girl who just came to fix my printer looks a bit emo, long tight trousers, generally pale and a bit miserable.
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« Reply #8 on: Thursday, December 22, 2005, 15:47:33 »

I know a lot of Emo's but hardly any of them are depressed....I think its just a trend nowadays more than anything....
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« Reply #9 on: Thursday, December 22, 2005, 15:49:29 »

Quote from: "mattboyslim"
The girl who just came to fix my printer looks a bit emo, long tight trousers, generally pale and a bit miserable.


was she fit?
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McLovin

« Reply #10 on: Thursday, December 22, 2005, 15:50:53 »

Some emo girls are annoyingly hot...
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« Reply #11 on: Thursday, December 22, 2005, 15:51:23 »

agreed. indie girls are nicer though
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Piemonte

« Reply #12 on: Thursday, December 22, 2005, 15:51:32 »

Quote from: "Dave Blackcurrant"
Some emo girls are annoyingly hot...


like your sister? Wink
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land_of_bo

« Reply #13 on: Thursday, December 22, 2005, 15:51:44 »

Quote from: "sonicyouth"
Quote from: "mattboyslim"
The girl who just came to fix my printer looks a bit emo, long tight trousers, generally pale and a bit miserable.


was she fit?


If so, take her out, feed her some decent food and give her one, should bring some colour to her cheeks  :|

Break your printer again to get her back along, got a camera?
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McLovin

« Reply #14 on: Thursday, December 22, 2005, 15:53:10 »

Quote from: "Piemonte"
Quote from: "Dave Blackcurrant"
Some emo girls are annoyingly hot...


like your sister? Wink


If you like short fat gingers, yes.

Agreed, SY... indie chicks are better, and are more likely to be mentally sound. The odd piercing and tattoo is appreciated also in these quarters.
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