Whits
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« on: Thursday, December 8, 2005, 10:10:30 » |
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On the 12th day of Chavmas a chavvie sent to me, twelve chavvers chavving, eleven prammers pushing, ten lads joy-riding, nine ladies drinking, eight midriffs showing, seven scallies stealing, six teens a-laying, fiiiveee gooolldd riinngggs, four stolen phones, three navel studs, two tracksuit tops..... .....and a pikey in Burberry...  |
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Plays in midfield and his name is Tommy Miller,
signed him from Huddersfield his name is Tommy Miller,
first touch is average but his second is a killer,
heeeeeey Tommy Miller!
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« Reply #1 on: Thursday, December 8, 2005, 10:11:21 » |
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I like
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« Reply #2 on: Thursday, December 8, 2005, 10:15:00 » |
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goooooooooood
I heard a pub in Cheltenscum is now BANNING Chavs ... how the hell do you define them?
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PHIL!!!!
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« Reply #3 on: Thursday, December 8, 2005, 10:18:31 » |
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On the 12th day of Chavmas a chavvie sent to me, twelve chavvers chavving, eleven prammers pushing, ten lads joy-riding, nine ladies drinking, eight midriffs showing, seven scallies stealing, six teens a-laying, fiiiveee gooolldd riinngggs, four stolen phones, three navel studs, two tracksuit tops..... .....and a pikey in Burberry... Haha very good |
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« Reply #4 on: Thursday, December 8, 2005, 10:20:30 » |
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It's working by dress code, and banned labels of certain firms. The best bit on the fetaure on the news was chatting to various people and this chav was defending his style saying it was smart. But him talking was hilarious as he was clearly a total dickwad and should be banned from public not just pubs, his defence was enough to prosecute him alone.
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« Reply #5 on: Thursday, December 8, 2005, 10:22:27 » |
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Lady did u get in??  only jokin! |
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STFCBird
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C U Next Tuesday!
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« Reply #6 on: Thursday, December 8, 2005, 10:59:37 » |
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twelve chavvers chavving |
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« Reply #7 on: Thursday, December 8, 2005, 11:01:31 » |
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I'd have ended with:
"And a Birdy in a car park..."
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« Reply #8 on: Thursday, December 8, 2005, 11:03:37 » |
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loving it!
I'd have ended with:
"And a Birdy in a par park..."
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STFCBird
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C U Next Tuesday!
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« Reply #9 on: Thursday, December 8, 2005, 11:23:58 » |
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I am no fucking chav you fucking cunts :evil:
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Luci
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« Reply #10 on: Thursday, December 8, 2005, 11:55:15 » |
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goooooooooood
I heard a pub in Cheltenscum is now BANNING Chavs ... how the hell do you define them? Cheltenscum? Says he who comes from Highworth otherwise known as the granny frightening massive! There is a pub in Cheltenham called Bentleys which has a sign outside saying no Chavs - No Burbery, Sovereigns, hacket etc. I texted whits the picture of it ages ago as he posted it on the net asking if anyone knew where the pub was that had that sign outside. I doubt he would have kept the picture to upload it. |
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« Reply #11 on: Thursday, December 8, 2005, 11:57:49 » |
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Luci
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« Reply #13 on: Thursday, December 8, 2005, 12:06:06 » |
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Nice work. Its quite a nice pub to be fair. |
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I ain't gettin on no plane fool
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« Reply #14 on: Thursday, December 8, 2005, 12:25:34 » |
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I don't rate Bentleys in Cheltenham. Been in there quite a lot and always seems a lot of hassle and it takes an age to get a beer! :evil:
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If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit...
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