Just be carefull this Christmas...

[Compo]

Since 1996, 31 people in Britain have died by watering their Christmas tree while the fairy lights were plugged in.

19 people in Britain have died in the last three years due to ingesting Christmas decorations, believing them to be chocolate.

British hospitals reported four broken arms last year due to over zealous cracker pulling incidents.

Three people in Britain die each year using their tongues as convenient battery testing devices.

142 people in Britain were injured in 1999 by not removing pins from new shirts.

58 people in Britain are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of screwdrivers.

101 people since 1999 have had broken parts of plastic toys pulled out of the soles of their feet.

18 Britons had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper with a lit cigarette in their mouth.

A massive 543 Britons were admitted to A&E in the last two years after opening bottles of beer with their teeth.

Five Britons were injured last year in accidents involving out of control Scalextric cars.

In 2000 eight Britons sustained skull fractures whilst throwing up into the toilet

[Spud]

Compo in no vid shocker.  

[Johno]

my mate use to open beer with his teeth, crazy fool.

[red macca]

Since 1996, 31 people in Britain have died by watering their Christmas tree while the fairy lights were plugged in.

19 people in Britain have died in the last three years due to ingesting Christmas decorations, believing them to be chocolate.

British hospitals reported four broken arms last year due to over zealous cracker pulling incidents.

Three people in Britain die each year using their tongues as convenient battery testing devices.

142 people in Britain were injured in 1999 by not removing pins from new shirts.

58 people in Britain are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of screwdrivers.

101 people since 1999 have had broken parts of plastic toys pulled out of the soles of their feet.

18 Britons had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper with a lit cigarette in their mouth.

A massive 543 Britons were admitted to A&E in the last two years after opening bottles of beer with their teeth.

Five Britons were injured last year in accidents involving out of control Scalextric cars.

In 2000 eight Britons sustained skull fractures whilst throwing up into the toilet

strange i just got that email at work.there are some weirdos about

[Sade]

I'm stupid, but not stupid enough to do any of them  :shock:

[Sade]

Although the christmas tree fell on me once, my rabbit was underneath it eating the presents so I tried getting him out and down it went  

[Tails]

@ some of them!

[blinkpip]

Why would they do this for?

Three people in Britain die each year using their tongues as convenient battery testing devices.

 :roll:

[Simon Pieman]

Why would they do this for?

Three people in Britain die each year using their tongues as convenient battery testing devices.

 :roll:

It's the warm tingly feeling you get inside

[Sade]

My friend stuck a knife in a toaster once  

[Simon Pieman]

My friend stuck a knife in a toaster once  

I do that all the time. Although I turn the toaster off first  :roll:

[Sade]

My friend had the toaster on though  

[Johno]

typical westbury lot...

[Sade]

:agree: Shut up you calne cucumber.

[Rossi]

Three people in Britain die each year using their tongues as convenient battery testing devices.

I know someone that does that! The rectangular shaped ones, not the AA size