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« Reply #30 on: Monday, November 21, 2005, 15:03:07 »

Still havent taken the plastic wrapping off my copy of The Anchorman.  
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« Reply #31 on: Monday, November 21, 2005, 15:09:30 »

Harold and Kumar was funny as fuck. I was a bit fucked but that's how you should be watching it in my point of view!

Anchorman was a good comedy, not amazing but the first half of the film was setting up the second half. Who's seen that other ROn Bergundy film they made with the unused footage? I do want to see that.

Has anyone seen Napoleon Dynamite? Most bollocks and over-rated comedy I have seen this year
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« Reply #32 on: Monday, November 21, 2005, 15:09:51 »

worst films i've seen are
national security
nightmare on elm street 4,5 and 6
cats and dogs (walked out of cinema after 30 minutes)
seed of chucky
poltergeist 3
scream 3
the hulk
i could go on for hours.........
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« Reply #33 on: Monday, November 21, 2005, 15:14:15 »

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Harold and Kumar was funny as fuck. I was a bit fucked but that's how you should be watching it in my point of view!
Must have been where i went wrong
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« Reply #34 on: Monday, November 21, 2005, 15:29:18 »

recently Garden State and Sideways - both supposed to be very dry humour (i.e. only funny if you are a GROLIIES)
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« Reply #35 on: Monday, November 21, 2005, 15:31:38 »

...GROLIIES, by the way, are "Guardian Readers Of Limited Intelligence In Ethnic Skirts" -  ugly vegan birds that think they are clever basically, wankers.
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« Reply #36 on: Monday, November 21, 2005, 15:42:53 »

What about AI, now that was utter utter shat!!!
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« Reply #37 on: Monday, November 21, 2005, 16:02:17 »

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What about AI, now that was utter utter shat!!!

Yes and it went on for about three hours[or seemed too],it was so boring, what an utter waste of time.
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« Reply #38 on: Monday, November 21, 2005, 16:53:42 »

I watched creep and actually thought it was very scary Oops

Last night I rented out 'the decent' which was supposed to be best british horror of the year.It was ok, but was a bit bland towards the end. If you love blood and guts then you will like that. The monsters scared me though and I nearly cried when one of the girls put an axe through her mates throat by accident.

WORST FILM EVER- DIRTY DANCING -FACT - CORNY EWWWW
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« Reply #39 on: Monday, November 21, 2005, 16:55:38 »

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I watched creep and actually thought it was very scary Oops

Last night I rented out 'the decent' which was supposed to be best british horror of the year.It was ok, but was a bit bland towards the end. If you love blood and guts then you will like that. The monsters scared me though and I nearly cried when one of the girls put an axe through her mates throat by accident.

WORST FILM EVER- DIRTY DANCING -FACT - CORNY EWWWW


OMG! a woman who doesnt like that fucking film!  :shock:
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« Reply #40 on: Monday, November 21, 2005, 16:59:27 »

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I watched creep and actually thought it was very scary Oops

Last night I rented out 'the decent' which was supposed to be best british horror of the year.It was ok, but was a bit bland towards the end. If you love blood and guts then you will like that. The monsters scared me though and I nearly cried when one of the girls put an axe through her mates throat by accident.

WORST FILM EVER- DIRTY DANCING -FACT - CORNY EWWWW


OMG! a woman who doesnt like that fucking film!  :shock:


I don't think I've ever seen more than 10mins of that film. I wouldn't even watch it with a bird unless she was guarenteed to do some dirty dancing of her own afterward  Wink
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« Reply #41 on: Monday, November 21, 2005, 17:03:08 »

I hate that film, it so bloody corny I cringe everytime I watch it. My best mate loves it so whenever I go round her house and we're listening to music in her room, she puts that 'i've had the time of my life' song on and I cover my ears with cushions.I fucking hate it :evil:  and I ooooooweeee it alllll to yoooooooooo eww.
 

 Cheesy However I do sing along to the disney classic, the little mermaid. Under the sea do do do under the sea do do do.....
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« Reply #42 on: Monday, November 21, 2005, 17:05:07 »

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I watched creep and actually thought it was very scary Oops

Last night I rented out 'the decent' which was supposed to be best british horror of the year.It was ok, but was a bit bland towards the end. If you love blood and guts then you will like that. The monsters scared me though and I nearly cried when one of the girls put an axe through her mates throat by accident.

WORST FILM EVER- DIRTY DANCING -FACT - CORNY EWWWW


OMG! a woman who doesnt like that fucking film!  :shock:


Unfortunately I have to be stereotypical and say that I do like that film, the music is great!!!!
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« Reply #43 on: Monday, November 21, 2005, 17:05:45 »

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I watched creep and actually thought it was very scary Oops

Last night I rented out 'the decent' which was supposed to be best british horror of the year.It was ok, but was a bit bland towards the end. If you love blood and guts then you will like that. The monsters scared me though and I nearly cried when one of the girls put an axe through her mates throat by accident.

WORST FILM EVER- DIRTY DANCING -FACT - CORNY EWWWW


OMG! a woman who doesnt like that fucking film!  :shock:


I don't think I've ever seen more than 10mins of that film. I wouldn't even watch it with a bird unless she was guarenteed to do some dirty dancing of her own afterward  Wink


If my mrs puts it on the old trusty laptop gets switched on and Limewire gets cranked up.  Smiley
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« Reply #44 on: Monday, November 21, 2005, 17:12:12 »

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 Cheesy However I do sing along to the disney classic, the little mermaid. Under the sea do do do under the sea do do do.....


The Chef is ace, apparently, so a friend told me, ahem.

More shite films:

- The Village. Twoddle, like nobody would have found them.
- Signs - Really bad. Jolly green giant*  traverses the universe but decides to use crop circles to coordinate the attack rather than the super alien technology they posess, hmm. And thier comms can be picked up by a baby monitor. And if one more person tells me "it isn't about the aliens"...
-Freddy got fingered. Gross (good) but Rubbish.

*Who put the auto p.e.t.er.C.r.o.u.c.h filter on then, smartasses!
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