Ode to Kinky Tom

[larwood]

As the big fella is going away next week[?],i wrote a [feeble] ode to his Royal Lankiness   whilst listening to us play Boston   .

Kinky Tom wears glasses
Instead of girls legs he prefers girls arses*
Now he's going away
Knowing it will make us all less than gay
Your leaving us TEF users sad
Tom,come back to us there's a good lad
Oh just promise to have fun in the snow
Make sure you don't use too much blow*:shock:

*Not sure if these statements are  true
N.b I never said i was Larkin or Keats or anything  

[Reg Smeeton]

:fag:

[santini]

There was a young lad called Kinky
Who's tackle was seen to be dinky
Dave M went in shock.
SonicYouth wore a frock
What did you expect? They're all pinky!