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Question: What state is my body in !  (Voting closed: Wednesday, November 16, 2005, 15:32:23)
Average - 13 (44.8%)
Chubby - 4 (13.8%)
Fat - 2 (6.9%)
Bloater - 5 (17.2%)
Toned - 5 (17.2%)
Total Voters: 22

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pumbaa
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« Reply #30 on: Wednesday, November 16, 2005, 16:47:23 »

I'm just an Average Joe. Mrs Coxywhatsit keeps saying I have a fat belly, cheeky mare - I claim its due to her cooking (which I have to say is exceptional).

Join a Country Club, much more classy than a gym. I go about three times a week for about an hour a time, mix of cardio, swimming & weights. Lots of young hotties in skimpy gym outfits too, which is always a bonus.

Yes, I am a snob  Cool
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« Reply #31 on: Wednesday, November 16, 2005, 16:48:59 »

I have always thought a bit of a belly on a man is cute Oops
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« Reply #32 on: Wednesday, November 16, 2005, 16:50:00 »

I used to go to the gym all the time. If you want to tone up get doing some free weights Ralphy.

I'm a skinny fucker no matter how I eat/drink etc. Although my dad was the same til he got middle aged spread. I only weigh 9 and a half stone and when I went to the gym my body fat percentage was as low as 7.5%  :shock:
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« Reply #33 on: Wednesday, November 16, 2005, 16:50:06 »

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I have always thought a bit of a belly on a man is cute Oops


Under that theory I'm massively cute.....
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« Reply #34 on: Wednesday, November 16, 2005, 16:51:19 »

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I have always thought a bit of a belly on a man is cute Oops


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« Reply #36 on: Wednesday, November 16, 2005, 16:56:56 »

I'm 'Big In Americore !'

NMH
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Piemonte

« Reply #37 on: Wednesday, November 16, 2005, 17:00:44 »

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i'm 13st you skinny fucker and i'm the same height


I'm the same height and I'm somewhere around the 14st mark currently Oops

Damn yous cheap and fatty American food. damn yous to hell
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 I think i pull it off well though, I'm looking especially sharp in my new suit today
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« Reply #38 on: Wednesday, November 16, 2005, 17:03:53 »

Just over 6ft and weigh 12st 10lb. Just right really. Starting to get a beer belly  Beers  

If you're unhappy with your figure than that person should do something about it. One thin that pisses me off is when fat cunts complain about it and blame it on being 'big boned'.

All you need is a good diet and plenty of exercise. Mens Health is a good magazine to read. You can actually do exercises with the sofa  :shock:
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Piemonte

« Reply #39 on: Wednesday, November 16, 2005, 17:05:23 »

Mens health is more like gay porn - toned bloke on the front every month - gay as fuck :fag:
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« Reply #40 on: Wednesday, November 16, 2005, 17:09:37 »

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I have always thought a bit of a belly on a man is cute Oops


Behave young lady, I'm more than twice your age  
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« Reply #41 on: Wednesday, November 16, 2005, 17:47:56 »

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Mens health is more like gay porn - toned bloke on the front every month - gay as fuck :fag:


 
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« Reply #42 on: Wednesday, November 16, 2005, 18:00:44 »

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Ralph I would'nt worry about it,I think you have a nice ass Cheesy


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DMR

« Reply #43 on: Wednesday, November 16, 2005, 18:02:26 »

me too ralph you're dreamy  :kisskiss:
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« Reply #44 on: Wednesday, November 16, 2005, 18:05:46 »

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me too ralph you're dreamy  :kisskiss:


I'll bum you at Vale on saturday  Yes
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