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« Reply #15 on: Monday, November 14, 2005, 16:15:46 »

whens the tv series Smiley
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« Reply #16 on: Monday, November 14, 2005, 16:26:52 »

We should get all of the past Walrus episodes from here and make them into a book. We could call it 'The Official Adventures of Mullet-Man'
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« Reply #17 on: Monday, November 14, 2005, 17:06:49 »

We've only split up twice, and once was my doing!  We're even now at 1-1!  She's not nearly as bad as she seems, don't forget you're getting a biased side of events!  She's a good Christian girl, though maybe uni might change her....  only time will tell!  It has been quite a long series of events, I only hope this is it, at least for a while.  I need time to recover, and actually settle in at uni rather than worrying about this crap and getting absolutely hammered each and every time I go out!

P.S.:  I don't have a mullet at the moment, it had the chop before I went for Bristol.  Magic/Tom will testify that for me!
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« Reply #18 on: Monday, November 14, 2005, 17:14:21 »

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P.S.:  I don't have a mullet at the moment, it had the chop before I went for Bristol.  Magic/Tom will testify that for me!


Walrus mate, letting the side down!
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« Reply #19 on: Monday, November 14, 2005, 17:26:45 »

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P.S.:  I don't have a mullet at the moment, it had the chop before I went for Bristol.  Magic/Tom will testify that for me!


Walrus mate, letting the side down!


It'll be back, I just needed to refresh it!   Cheesy

It's still the shape of a mullet, just nothing at the back!
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« Reply #20 on: Monday, November 14, 2005, 18:30:35 »

Why did you have sex with Tim after saying you were going to kill him? :-))(
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« Reply #21 on: Wednesday, November 16, 2005, 00:06:50 »

Okay, it seems little Timmy is spreading rumours that he hit me on the night - surely I'd remember if he did?  Thing is I can't categorically deny it, as I did wake up with a fat lip, and I don't have a crystal clear memory of the night.  D'oh!!

On a brighter note, she sent me a very good email today....  very professionally taken pictures  Cheesy

(Fuck off Fatbury  Cool  )
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« Reply #22 on: Wednesday, November 16, 2005, 00:08:12 »

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(Fuck off Fatbury  Cool  )


 
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« Reply #23 on: Wednesday, November 16, 2005, 00:12:18 »

if Fatbury can't ask, can others??
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« Reply #24 on: Wednesday, November 16, 2005, 00:12:24 »

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(Fuck off Fatbury  Cool  )



  i love you walrus
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« Reply #25 on: Wednesday, November 16, 2005, 00:13:08 »

also, professionally taken = someone else did = Tim got frisky when you left.  Hurt him, 'rus...
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« Reply #26 on: Wednesday, November 16, 2005, 06:40:03 »

mr blackcurrant speaks to truth!!!




or maybe its a lady friend... Wink
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« Reply #27 on: Wednesday, November 16, 2005, 08:42:27 »

don't start him off again  Cheesy
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fatbury

« Reply #28 on: Wednesday, November 16, 2005, 08:45:27 »

Sorry mate but as much as it might disappoint you I do NOT want pictures of your girlfriend ....  :evil:
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« Reply #29 on: Wednesday, November 16, 2005, 09:22:25 »

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Sorry mate but as much as it might disappoint you I do NOT want pictures of your girlfriend ....  :evil:


Dude that statement is up there with "I did not have sexual relations with that woman" and "There are no American tanks in Baghdad".
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