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« on: Tuesday, January 11, 2005, 21:27:09 » |
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1. Biting your nails too far back so the soft shit underneath bleeds (I don't normally bite them I aint a chav)
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« Reply #1 on: Tuesday, January 11, 2005, 21:29:20 » |
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2. Holding your piss for fuckin ages
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« Reply #2 on: Tuesday, January 11, 2005, 21:29:46 » |
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3. twating your elbow into a door handle
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« Reply #3 on: Tuesday, January 11, 2005, 21:34:37 » |
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4. Dry-shaving
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« Reply #4 on: Tuesday, January 11, 2005, 21:34:55 » |
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5. Catching your little toe on the corner of the sofa/door frame/bed.
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« Reply #5 on: Tuesday, January 11, 2005, 21:35:42 » |
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5. getting your foreskin trapped the zip of your jeans
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« Reply #6 on: Tuesday, January 11, 2005, 21:36:46 » |
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:shock:
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« Reply #7 on: Tuesday, January 11, 2005, 21:37:35 » |
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If it's a saturday watching Swindon Town
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« Reply #8 on: Tuesday, January 11, 2005, 21:46:14 » |
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7. Biting your tongue (in the literal sense)
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« Reply #9 on: Tuesday, January 11, 2005, 21:48:12 » |
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getting your toe hairs pulled out :shock: (not to everyday mind...)
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Plays in midfield and his name is Tommy Miller,
signed him from Huddersfield his name is Tommy Miller,
first touch is average but his second is a killer,
heeeeeey Tommy Miller!
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« Reply #10 on: Tuesday, January 11, 2005, 22:44:54 » |
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Shoving it in the missus dry!!!!
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« Reply #11 on: Tuesday, January 11, 2005, 22:46:29 » |
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Thats not an everyday thing though I might add.
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« Reply #12 on: Tuesday, January 11, 2005, 22:46:44 » |
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Shoving it in the missus dry!!!! everyday?? you must be doing something wrong!! send her round to me, i'll sort her out!   |
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Plays in midfield and his name is Tommy Miller,
signed him from Huddersfield his name is Tommy Miller,
first touch is average but his second is a killer,
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« Reply #13 on: Tuesday, January 11, 2005, 22:49:04 » |
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You havn't seen her!
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« Reply #14 on: Tuesday, January 11, 2005, 22:52:14 » |
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Are we talking front or back here?
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