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« Reply #1665 on: Wednesday, November 8, 2006, 21:59:57 »

   
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« Reply #1666 on: Wednesday, November 8, 2006, 22:00:53 »

i've got to take in a motivational phrase into work tomorrow, anyone got any ideas

apart from work harder you bunch of cunts  Cheesy
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signed him from Huddersfield his name is Tommy Miller,
first touch is average but his second is a killer,
heeeeeey Tommy Miller!
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« Reply #1667 on: Wednesday, November 8, 2006, 22:03:08 »

I like "Do Better"
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« Reply #1668 on: Wednesday, November 8, 2006, 22:05:02 »

Lets all sing from the same hymn sheet.

There's no I in team

Retail is detail (If you work in retail)

Perform to my requirements, or you'll receive a leather injection to your posterior.
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« Reply #1669 on: Wednesday, November 8, 2006, 22:07:36 »

Seriously - spin some bullshit about "achieving synergies". Always works.
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« Reply #1670 on: Wednesday, November 8, 2006, 22:10:40 »

i like, " remember, you put the extra into extraordinary"  
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signed him from Huddersfield his name is Tommy Miller,
first touch is average but his second is a killer,
heeeeeey Tommy Miller!
Fred Elliot
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« Reply #1671 on: Wednesday, November 8, 2006, 22:13:36 »

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i've got to take in a motivational phrase into work tomorrow, anyone got any ideas

apart from work harder you bunch of cunts  Cheesy


If you bunch of cunts dont work harder I wont be able to get my new BMW M5 and expense account and  ill have to cancel mine and Donna's holiday in the Maldives for Xmas and the New Year.

She will have to cancel her personal account with Gucci and Donna Karren and Harrods.

So I suggest that not one of you fuckers comes and asks for a rise or a fucking turkey at Xmas..................... just be thankful that I pay you 4.50 and hour

BTW


This team talk has taken 7 minutes

Ill dock it off of this weeks wages

Now get back to work you illiterate scum !




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« Reply #1672 on: Wednesday, November 8, 2006, 22:14:50 »

lovely stuff, think it will be a while before i get my m5 though  :|
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Plays in midfield and his name is Tommy Miller,
signed him from Huddersfield his name is Tommy Miller,
first touch is average but his second is a killer,
heeeeeey Tommy Miller!
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« Reply #1673 on: Wednesday, November 8, 2006, 22:17:54 »

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i've got to take in a motivational phrase into work tomorrow, anyone got any ideas

apart from work harder you bunch of cunts  Cheesy


Tell them to smile, and ask "Are you collecting the computers for schools vouchers?"
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« Reply #1674 on: Wednesday, November 8, 2006, 22:19:19 »

fark off  Cheesy
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first touch is average but his second is a killer,
heeeeeey Tommy Miller!
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« Reply #1675 on: Wednesday, November 8, 2006, 22:22:47 »

**going back in time**

http://www.thetownend.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=7334&start=1000

Sade's post half way down is ace  
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signed him from Huddersfield his name is Tommy Miller,
first touch is average but his second is a killer,
heeeeeey Tommy Miller!
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« Reply #1676 on: Wednesday, November 8, 2006, 22:28:02 »

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« Reply #1677 on: Wednesday, November 8, 2006, 22:29:36 »

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« Reply #1678 on: Wednesday, November 8, 2006, 22:32:46 »

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Perform to my requirements, or you'll receive a leather injection to your posterior.
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Used to have a Sergeant when I was in the Army always threatening that............... Think it means a boot up the backside.

I don't think he was a homo.........................
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« Reply #1679 on: Wednesday, November 8, 2006, 22:55:43 »

There's no I in team, but there is a me
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