Simon Pieman
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« Reply #1260 on: Tuesday, May 23, 2006, 14:02:06 » |
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The blokes phone was called Jesus, so was it Jesus Loves Porn I wonder?
I haven't ever met a ferret
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Sade
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« Reply #1261 on: Tuesday, May 23, 2006, 14:06:45 » |
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Whoever it was, they were a dirty bastard. It is rank. They sent my cousin a one of a granny getting pulled over by a large dog, how come she got the nice one.
I like ferrets.
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Joseph McLaughlin
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« Reply #1262 on: Tuesday, May 23, 2006, 14:14:50 » |
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my belt just broke and im bored shitless....
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« Reply #1263 on: Tuesday, May 23, 2006, 14:31:16 » |
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Dv85, as I am a powerful man I am banning you from the county ground unless you say something positive. All the stewards will be aware of your indentity so you won't be able to climb over the walls or anything or get into the ground.
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #1264 on: Tuesday, May 23, 2006, 14:32:34 » |
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You'll have to ban Rory Fallon too then, otherwise he'll try and blag it.
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Joseph McLaughlin
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« Reply #1265 on: Tuesday, May 23, 2006, 14:35:09 » |
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Dv85, as I am a powerful man I am banning you from the county ground unless you say something positive. All the stewards will be aware of your indentity so you won't be able to climb over the walls or anything or get into the ground.  I'm the biggest Swindon fan going...when you ship out the talentless drunken shite we currently employee I will say something positive. You cant ban me, I put too much money in... |
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larwood
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« Reply #1266 on: Tuesday, May 23, 2006, 14:38:12 » |
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Dv85, as I am a powerful man I am banning you from the county ground unless you say something positive
 No,you can't do that! |
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I was a small, fat child in a welfare house
There was only one thing I ever dreamed about
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Handed it to me - whoopee
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Sade
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« Reply #1267 on: Wednesday, May 24, 2006, 11:57:27 » |
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 I was only joking Larwood my love. Today I have a headache and my hair went curly in the rain.Bad day. |
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« Reply #1268 on: Wednesday, May 24, 2006, 12:10:49 » |
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if only life was as easy as getting old
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« Reply #1269 on: Wednesday, May 24, 2006, 12:19:01 » |
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How old are you GFM?
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« Reply #1270 on: Thursday, July 13, 2006, 18:04:17 » |
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Wow; this thread hasn't been posted on in ages. Anyhow; good day - Got home to find in the post a letter from my employers saying how good I was following my appraisal; getting a nice bonus and a pay rise backdated to April; and it's pay day tomorrow when i will be getting all this money  bad day - you must be joking; there's nothing bad about this day! |
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« Reply #1271 on: Thursday, July 13, 2006, 18:07:05 » |
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NIce one Bedford.
Good Day: Start of the weekend for me.
Bad Day: I dropped a bowl of cereal this morning and it's still looking at me with the same face as my lodger.
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« Reply #1272 on: Wednesday, July 19, 2006, 15:59:12 » |
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Lets get this thread to 100 pages. I like bacon, cheese, tea and beer.
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« Reply #1273 on: Wednesday, July 19, 2006, 16:05:52 » |
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I like bacon & cheese together, but tea & beer makes you queer.
Good - I've been promoted
Bad - One of the people I have to manage now is a proper arsehole and likely to be a real problem for me to deal with
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« Reply #1274 on: Wednesday, July 19, 2006, 16:20:31 » |
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Bad - they are refusing to promote me. They're making such a point of it, they're even brining in people above me with less experience from outside the company. Good - it's definitely summertime! I also like beer. And after my bash at the weekend, i have lots of free beer lying around |
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