The longest TEF thread ever!

Quote from: "Ben Wah Balls"

My night went like this, I Was just down near Swindon for the weekend, bad timing really as Swindon were in Bradford but it was the only possible weekend for a bit.

Got to a pub that I go to quite a bit, it was pretty dead, just us and about 10 other people, as most of the regulars are at uni so we were thinking of leaving but decide to stay for 1 pint. We were on a table with a girl I vaguely know but she's fat and her mate who I'd never seen before but she is fit and she asks my name and how old I am. Found out it would've been her wedding day yesterday but she split up with her fiancee, she's American and she's 24. Then some random also American bloke who is often in the pub and she knows comes over and put his arm round her but she's not interested and moves seats. Then I finish my pint and we were going to leave but she asks what I'm drinking and offers to buy me a pint so she gets me a pint and then says he owes me now, he's indebted to me. Then her mate says you can pay her in sexual favours so I said ok and she says done! So could be in here then. Wink

Then bit later we were snogging, when the random bloke from earlier comes up and says something about me looking real young, accused me of being 12 jealous cunt, she says oh no here's hitler (he has a stupid hitler tache) and has an argument with him then comes over and says he's pissed off 'cos he's jealous and she turned him down before when he tried to take her home a couple of weeks ago but he won't get the hint. I'm not that bothered 'cos she clearly doesn't fancy him at all but he keeps being a prick for ages but fucks off eventually. Think I may have an enemy there though. Then she's just getting more and more horny but we can't go to hers because she's staying with her mate, I also find out she has a 4 year old son but doesn't bother me 'cos she's definitely a milf.

Then when go went round the back of the pub (classy I know Cool

) for a shag and she also gave me a blow job. She talks dirtier than a porn star, sex was fucking great because it would've been her wedding night she was up for anything. Result. Barbed wire got in the way a bit though and we kind of got interrupted.

Dunno if I'll see her again, 'cos she's going back to America in a couple of months permanently. She wanted to see me again today but I'm going back to Cardiff later so she wants me to come and visit her kind of like a fuck buddy I guess. Could be worth it. Think one of my mates was a bit pissed off 'cos he liked her too but what can I do really. She's just texted me also.

All in all, not a bad weekend.

I saw that girl again tonight. Goes back to America in a couple of weeks though but I might be able to get a free place to stay in Virginia Beach.