The longest TEF thread ever!

[Sade]

 I was doing my impression of the man from big daddy.

[Boeta]

I tryed some swedish pear cider in weatherspoons in bath on saturday. Its was lovely. I'm going to buy some if they sell it in asda.

yeah that koppaburg stuff? good shit that is

[Sade]

Yeah thats the shit. Its bloody nice int it  

[Sade]

:x Pissed parents - Is not right. I was embarrassed and outraged last night people.

My mum and dad went to a friends 40th fancy dress party. My mum went as audrey hepburn and my dad went as a viking  :|  (He looked so funny.He had a big hat with horns,a ginger wig and big fluffy boots haha).I stayed at my mates, as her mum and dad went aswell with my parents. It was bad enough walking down the road with them, and people beeping there horns. My dad kept giving them the middled finger salute.

So anyway, at half past 12 they get back to my mates house where I am waiting. Frome the moment they walk in the door, I know they are steamed because my dads wig was on back to front and my mum was laughing and snorting. The worst bit is was that I had to fucking walk them home, and it was like looking after a couple of two year olds. My dad was not as bad as my mum, he was just walking on infront singing to himself and stuff but my mum was being a spaz. She kept walking in the road and all she kept doing was laughing and snorting at the same time. Everytime I tryed to pull her back on the pavement she had a go at me.
It was awful.All I could do was laugh though  
I've told them if they ever do that again, I'm leaving home.
I'm not having kids til I'm atleast 35 now.

How was everyone elses weekends!?

[Simon Pieman]

Meh, not done much. Lovely day yesterday, nice and sunny. Spent all day indoors doing work though, plus I have no money which doesn't help. Was supposed to be having a bbq but that never materialised either.
Dunno what I'm up to today, probably more work no doubt.

Drunk people are ace.

[Sussex]

I had a wank at half 6 this morning, then fell back asleep.

Contemplating what to have for dinner now..

[flammableBen]

I want to go to pub but I have no money. It's making me depressed.

[Spud]

:x Pissed parents - Is not right. I was embarrassed and outraged last night people.

My mum and dad went to a friends 40th fancy dress party. My mum went as audrey hepburn and my dad went as a viking  :|  (He looked so funny.He had a big hat with horns,a ginger wig and big fluffy boots haha).I stayed at my mates, as her mum and dad went aswell with my parents. It was bad enough walking down the road with them, and people beeping there horns. My dad kept giving them the middled finger salute.

So anyway, at half past 12 they get back to my mates house where I am waiting. Frome the moment they walk in the door, I know they are steamed because my dads wig was on back to front and my mum was laughing and snorting. The worst bit is was that I had to fucking walk them home, and it was like looking after a couple of two year olds. My dad was not as bad as my mum, he was just walking on infront singing to himself and stuff but my mum was being a spaz. She kept walking in the road and all she kept doing was laughing and snorting at the same time. Everytime I tryed to pull her back on the pavement she had a go at me.
It was awful.All I could do was laugh though  
I've told them if they ever do that again, I'm leaving home.
I'm not having kids til I'm atleast 35 now.

How was everyone elses weekends!?

You better get that sorted out Sade, it can ruin families.

[Sussex]

Chicken kebab, chilli sauce and chips. Burp.

[flammableBen]

Boredom has reached the level of looking up christian rap on the music bit of myspace.

Sure I heard the line 'I want to touch you like jesus touched me' earlier. Fuck knows what the means. I think he was probably molested by a priest.

[Spud]

Boredom has reached the level of looking up christian rap on the music bit of myspace.

Sure I heard the line 'I want to touch you like jesus touched me' earlier. Fuck knows what the means. I think he was probably molested by a priest.

That reminds me of the time in yr10 at Secondary School, me and my mate were discussing music and our teacher who was very religious asked if we liked "that Hip-Hop music?" "yes" we foolishly replied, in the end he let us borrow this tape of Christian's rapping about Jesus Christ.  

"Who's in the house?, JC!"  

[McLovin]

I went all the way to Bristol to see the Subways. It was postponed. I got drunk instead, and have work in the morning. Boooo

[Spud]

I went all the way to Bristol to see the Subways. It was postponed. I got drunk instead, and have work in the morning. Boooo

Bloke at work was off to that, i bet he's well fucked off when i speak to him tomorrow.

[larwood]

I've missed a week of this and now there is to much stuff to go through,damn you lot and your inane banter

[Simon Pieman]

I seem to have lost a tenner. Bugger, I only have half my train fair now. Seems like I will waste a day looking for it