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:| Meant to be sending off for my provisional this week. I am seriously doubting myself. Only joking, you'll be fine. Just as well you won't be learning in Swindon though, the Magic Roundabout would have been a bit of a nightmare  |
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« Reply #991 on: Monday, March 20, 2006, 19:06:02 » |
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 Something embarrasing happened to me at work today. As you know, I clean the villa's at centerparcs. To get to the villa's we have to ride our bikes because they're quite far away from the base where we all sign in to in the mornings. Anyway, I had a woman helping me today as it was my first proper day. We were cycling along (baring in mind it was the first time in about 5 years that I've got on a bike). She was cylcing along pretty fast thinking I was behind her, I was having trouble as my handbag was on one of me handle bars and it was getting stuck on my front wheel so I was cycling at the same time as trying to sort that out. Next thing I knew I had drove straight into a mini round about and had drove into this massive rock and fell off my bike and was stuck in a bush. I heard people laughing around me, so I came out the bush and a family staying there were stood there wetting themselves. I cycled off pretty fast. On of them shouted 'your meant to turn on a roundabout' :evil: No shit, I've just found that out. You've been framed moment  Ahahahahahahaha |
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« Reply #992 on: Monday, March 20, 2006, 19:07:14 » |
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I love all genres, but I'm getting into a bit of trance. Fabric in Farringdon? A lot of my mates at uni have been down there and not really rated it either. I fancy it but you've gotta be off your nut on some fancy substance to enjoy it, and at the moment I'm still learning to conquer alcohol, and after feeling like death for 3 days after taking coke I don't much fancy it!
Yeh it was in Farringdon. Like you said you've got to be on drugs to really enjoy that sort of thing my mates said but that's not my thing. Prefer to just stick to the alcohol. Although it's nearly 4 quid a bottle in Fabric :shock: . Got to be very drunk by the time you get in there. |
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« Reply #993 on: Monday, March 20, 2006, 19:08:00 » |
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The bike was demented. The seat was too high for a start and as you may have guessed, the brakes were fucked. I am usually pretty nifty on a bike.
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« Reply #994 on: Monday, March 20, 2006, 19:12:37 » |
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The bike was demented. The seat was too high for a start and as you may have guessed, the brakes were fucked. I am usually pretty nifty on a bike. *Why didnt you adjust the seat? *What the fuck are you doing riding a bike with a handbag on the handlebar?, only Dave B is allowed to ride a bike with a Man Bag. *So nifty that you crashed into a Bush? |
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« Reply #995 on: Monday, March 20, 2006, 19:12:50 » |
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The bike was demented. The seat was too high for a start and as you may have guessed, the brakes were fucked. I am usually pretty nifty on a bike. Despite not cycling for 5 years? |
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« Reply #996 on: Monday, March 20, 2006, 19:14:34 » |
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I think it was meant to read "pretty nifty on a dyke"
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« Reply #997 on: Monday, March 20, 2006, 19:19:46 » |
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The bike was demented. The seat was too high for a start and as you may have guessed, the brakes were fucked. I am usually pretty nifty on a bike. *Why didnt you adjust the seat? *What the fuck are you doing riding a bike with a handbag on the handlebar?, only Dave B is allowed to ride a bike with a Man Bag. *So nifty that you crashed into a Bush? *Did'nt have time. I had work to do Blame it on bob, he's the bike man. * I had no where else to put it. *I used to be. I never remembered the saddle to hurt so much  |
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« Reply #998 on: Monday, March 20, 2006, 19:20:33 » |
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I think it was meant to read "pretty nifty on a dyke" :evil: |
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« Reply #999 on: Monday, March 20, 2006, 19:27:27 » |
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The bike was demented. The seat was too high for a start and as you may have guessed, the brakes were fucked. I am usually pretty nifty on a bike. *Why didnt you adjust the seat? *What the fuck are you doing riding a bike with a handbag on the handlebar?, only Dave B is allowed to ride a bike with a Man Bag. *So nifty that you crashed into a Bush? |
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« Reply #1000 on: Monday, March 20, 2006, 19:29:21 » |
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bless you sade
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« Reply #1001 on: Monday, March 20, 2006, 19:36:33 » |
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« Reply #1003 on: Monday, March 20, 2006, 20:29:03 » |
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Fucking rare, that VD!
You little cunt.
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« Reply #1004 on: Tuesday, March 21, 2006, 13:49:12 » |
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I got a gurt bruise on my bum from my bike incident yesterday. I wore my new shoes to college this morning, and they have ripped the backs of my ankles to shreads. Blood everywhere. A good thing though, is its pay day soon |
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