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« Reply #975 on: Monday, March 20, 2006, 17:17:26 » |
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\0/ woo hoo  Most of it is utter shit mind you.... |
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« Reply #976 on: Monday, March 20, 2006, 18:23:07 » |
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 Something embarrasing happened to me at work today. As you know, I clean the villa's at centerparcs. To get to the villa's we have to ride our bikes because they're quite far away from the base where we all sign in to in the mornings. Anyway, I had a woman helping me today as it was my first proper day. We were cycling along (baring in mind it was the first time in about 5 years that I've got on a bike). She was cylcing along pretty fast thinking I was behind her, I was having trouble as my handbag was on one of me handle bars and it was getting stuck on my front wheel so I was cycling at the same time as trying to sort that out. Next thing I knew I had drove straight into a mini round about and had drove into this massive rock and fell off my bike and was stuck in a bush. I heard people laughing around me, so I came out the bush and a family staying there were stood there wetting themselves. I cycled off pretty fast. On of them shouted 'your meant to turn on a roundabout' :evil: No shit, I've just found that out. You've been framed moment  |
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« Reply #977 on: Monday, March 20, 2006, 18:24:41 » |
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 I think if I was there I would have laughed as well. |
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« Reply #978 on: Monday, March 20, 2006, 18:28:39 » |
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I actually can't stop laughing! Thanks for that, i was having a depressing 'moment'... |
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« Reply #979 on: Monday, March 20, 2006, 18:28:39 » |
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I felt guilty though cos there were kids around and just as I looked up to see I was driving into a bush I shouted 'shiiiiiiiit'. I'm never riding a bike again. I'm am a safety hazard. I nearly knocked an old man off his motor vehicle thing too. |
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« Reply #980 on: Monday, March 20, 2006, 18:31:55 » |
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Haha Sade went bush diving at work |
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« Reply #981 on: Monday, March 20, 2006, 18:33:59 » |
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 I had thorns stuck to me and everything. My first experience at bush diving was not nice. I don't think I'll be going there again. |
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« Reply #982 on: Monday, March 20, 2006, 18:37:46 » |
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I had thorns stuck to me and everything. My first experience at bush diving was not nice. I don't think I'll be going there again. |
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« Reply #983 on: Monday, March 20, 2006, 18:38:06 » |
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No driving lessons booked anytime soon the Sade?! |
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« Reply #984 on: Monday, March 20, 2006, 18:39:47 » |
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:| Meant to be sending off for my provisional this week. I am seriously doubting myself.
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« Reply #985 on: Monday, March 20, 2006, 18:40:37 » |
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You sound like most girls on the road, you'll be fine!
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« Reply #986 on: Monday, March 20, 2006, 18:44:39 » |
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I'll be a nervous wreck of a driver. Oh and men arent that hot on driving either  |
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« Reply #987 on: Monday, March 20, 2006, 18:47:13 » |
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I'm ace. It's everyone else i worry about... |
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« Reply #988 on: Monday, March 20, 2006, 18:59:55 » |
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Women know your limits, DO NOT DRIVE!
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« Reply #989 on: Monday, March 20, 2006, 19:04:05 » |
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I had thorns stuck to me and everything. My first experience at bush diving was not nice. I don't think I'll be going there again. It's because it was a bi-cycle, not just a gay one. |
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