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STFCBird
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« Reply #855 on: Monday, March 13, 2006, 17:29:58 »

come and jump outta my window with me  Cheesy
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« Reply #856 on: Monday, March 13, 2006, 17:36:10 »

I feel like death still...and my hands hurting from drunken antics last night........looking good this week though as race week and out tomorrow night to take advantage of drunken race punters wanting to buy us drinks..excellent
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« Reply #857 on: Monday, March 13, 2006, 17:38:27 »

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You are such a cunt face, I am gonna twat you one next time I see you


You'll have a long wait then..  Tongue
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land_of_bo

« Reply #858 on: Monday, March 13, 2006, 17:38:32 »

Do you offer favours in return for said drinks? Or just interesting conversation?
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« Reply #859 on: Monday, March 13, 2006, 17:39:47 »

Conversation isnt even required ad they often buy the whole bar a drink sometimes........!!!!! Especially if theyve had a win
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land_of_bo

« Reply #860 on: Monday, March 13, 2006, 17:40:46 »

Bloody paddies - try and get one of them to invest in STFC!
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« Reply #861 on: Monday, March 13, 2006, 17:42:13 »

Ill do my best.................you never know though, a girl I know got given £500 last year just for looking after a guys drink whilst he went to the little boys room!

Queens Hotel here we come...........
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« Reply #862 on: Monday, March 13, 2006, 17:44:03 »

taking of advantage of men like that you should be ashamed  Shocked  Cheesy
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Plays in midfield and his name is Tommy Miller,
signed him from Huddersfield his name is Tommy Miller,
first touch is average but his second is a killer,
heeeeeey Tommy Miller!
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« Reply #863 on: Monday, March 13, 2006, 17:44:46 »

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I feel like death still...and my hands hurting from drunken antics last night........looking good this week though as race week and out tomorrow night to take advantage of drunken race punters wanting to buy us drinks..excellent


It's the Irish ones you have to be nice too lady.........everytime  Cheesy
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« Reply #864 on: Monday, March 13, 2006, 17:45:45 »

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Quote from: "STFCBird"
You are such a cunt face, I am gonna twat you one next time I see you


You'll have a long wait then..  Tongue


yeah, we'll see, you can't resist......
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McLovin

« Reply #865 on: Monday, March 13, 2006, 17:53:33 »

This hasn't made me feel any better...
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« Reply #866 on: Monday, March 13, 2006, 17:55:38 »

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This hasn't made me feel any better...


Have you tried turning it off and on again?
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McLovin

« Reply #867 on: Monday, March 13, 2006, 18:04:51 »

If only that worked... :x  Sad
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« Reply #868 on: Monday, March 13, 2006, 18:12:55 »

A son takes his father to the doctor. The doctor gives them the bad news
that the father is dying of cancer. So the father tells the son that he has
had a good long life and wants to stop at the bar on the way home to
celebrate it.
   
While at the bar, the father sees several of his friends. He tells
them that he is dying of AIDS.
   
When the friends leave the son asks, "Dad, you are dying of cancer.
Why did you tell them that you are dying of AIDS?"
   
The father replies, "I don't want them fucking your mother after I'm
gone!"
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« Reply #869 on: Monday, March 13, 2006, 18:42:17 »

haha, i'm going to use that when i go
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Plays in midfield and his name is Tommy Miller,
signed him from Huddersfield his name is Tommy Miller,
first touch is average but his second is a killer,
heeeeeey Tommy Miller!
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