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« Reply #840 on: Friday, March 10, 2006, 14:10:11 » |
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 I sat by him again today, except today he smelt like Ass. Are you sure it wasn't donkey? |
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« Reply #841 on: Friday, March 10, 2006, 14:15:42 » |
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No definately rectum.
I may have to sit somewhere else next time.
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« Reply #842 on: Friday, March 10, 2006, 16:53:16 » |
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How can someone smell like Ass?. :shock:
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« Reply #843 on: Friday, March 10, 2006, 17:03:51 » |
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maybe he just hadn't washed his arse and he was a bit sweaty from wanking over sade last night  |
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #844 on: Friday, March 10, 2006, 17:06:23 » |
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Maybe sade still had a whiff of ass up her nose from the night before :?
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« Reply #845 on: Friday, March 10, 2006, 17:24:11 » |
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maybe he just hadn't washed his arse and he was a bit sweaty from wanking over sade last night whilst she was asleep? |
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Sade
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« Reply #846 on: Friday, March 10, 2006, 22:23:04 » |
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Hahaha I got the phrase 'smells like ass' from a film I watched not long a go. A police copper chased a bad boy up a street and pinned him to a wall with the bonnet of his car and said 'If my bonnet smells like ass I'm gun have to kick your but' or something like that  I just went out for an indian with my family. We all had a debate about how much we hate bristol city. My poor dad has had so much grief at work this week as he works with 4 city fans. :evil: Also I've been forced into going to see ronan keating at ashton gate. I don't know how its possible, but I want to wee over the walls before I leave. |
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« Reply #847 on: Monday, March 13, 2006, 16:16:05 » |
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Bit quiet on here today people, are you actually doing some work for a change?!  |
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« Reply #848 on: Monday, March 13, 2006, 16:22:29 » |
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i'm not at work today \o/ but yeah its very quiet today. i blame ralphy
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Plays in midfield and his name is Tommy Miller,
signed him from Huddersfield his name is Tommy Miller,
first touch is average but his second is a killer,
heeeeeey Tommy Miller!
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« Reply #849 on: Monday, March 13, 2006, 16:42:35 » |
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I had my induction day at work today. I will be working at centerparcs monday and friday now and college inbetween those days. Just for a bit of cash. It was sooooo boring, at one point I nearly fell asleep. It was just about how centerparcs is successful, fire drills bla bla bla. All in the space of 5 hours. The manager came in and had a chat to us and I knew I should of never worn my swindon polo shirt. He kept putting me on the spot and he called me 'swindon' He said something about how many people go there a year, and said something about it being more than swindon get at home. Knobhead. He's an ipswich fan so he can't say much. 40 free passes a year into centerparcs a year isnt bad though, to use all the facilities for free. 20% discount in shops and restaurants too |
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« Reply #850 on: Monday, March 13, 2006, 16:50:19 » |
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Bit quiet on here today people, are you actually doing some work for a change?! yeah some of us have work to do you know, can't all swan about all day like you, ya know  |
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #851 on: Monday, March 13, 2006, 16:51:42 » |
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Sorry it's a bit hectic for me at the moment. Got to hand in pretty much every book I loaned from the library on wednesday as they have been recalled. This is particularly annoying as I only got them out on Wednesday last week and would prefer to have them for longer so I could do my dissertation.
On top of this I have two presentations to give next week. One of them isn't major but the other is in front of 100 or so people so I'm looking to perfect the powerpoint slides in time :|
That's not to say I won't be distracted by coming on here...
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« Reply #852 on: Monday, March 13, 2006, 16:54:09 » |
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Bit quiet on here today people, are you actually doing some work for a change?! yeah some of us have work to do you know, can't all swan about all day like you, ya know Fuck off, you lazy bitch. |
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« Reply #853 on: Monday, March 13, 2006, 17:08:36 » |
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Bit quiet on here today people, are you actually doing some work for a change?! yeah some of us have work to do you know, can't all swan about all day like you, ya know Fuck off, you lazy bitch. You are such a cunt face, I am gonna twat you one next time I see you |
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« Reply #854 on: Monday, March 13, 2006, 17:19:47 » |
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I am having the day from hell. I may go and play on the motorway if it gets any worse.
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