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« Reply #255 on: Sunday, December 18, 2005, 22:15:25 »

They shouted at me.

I said ' you can shout all you want its not going to make me help you any quicker is it,I sugest you be a bit more polite and go and get yourself a cup of tea calm down and wait for your truck like a good chap'

Not as nice as telling him to fuck off but pleasantly condescending all the same. Cheesy I
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« Reply #256 on: Sunday, December 18, 2005, 23:00:12 »

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They shouted at me.

I said ' you can shout all you want it going to make me help you any quicker is it,I sugest you be a bit more polite and go and get yourself a cup of tea calm down and wait for your truck like a good chap'

Not as nice as telling him to fuck off but pleasantly condescending all the same. Cheesy I


Ace  Cool. you should have pulled a shotgun out on him and told him where to go.
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« Reply #257 on: Sunday, December 18, 2005, 23:07:06 »

I had a super-ace day today. Spent most of the afternoon in the pub. Won a bottle of vodka at the gluepot christmas raffle, watched the first half of the chelsea arsenal game in the steam (might look up the final score in a min) then came back home for a big roast. Spent the rest of the evening playing champ manager on a laptop while watching tv infront of a nice fire while drinking red wine. Something I'm going to go back to now.
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« Reply #258 on: Sunday, December 18, 2005, 23:21:38 »

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I had a super-ace day today. Spent most of the afternoon in the pub. Won a bottle of vodka at the gluepot christmas raffle, watched the first half of the chelsea arsenal game in the steam (might look up the final score in a min) then came back home for a big roast. Spent the rest of the evening playing champ manager on a laptop while watching tv infront of a nice fire while drinking red wine. Something I'm going to go back to now.


2-0 Chelsea

Wheres todays comic, I miss it  Sad
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« Reply #259 on: Monday, December 19, 2005, 00:30:47 »

I feel terrible.

I was ruined last night but I've found the ultimate good luck charm for the ladies.  Unfortunately it's my mate's armpit.

Female thank fuck but all the same.

Four out of four...

But last night I finally pulled a bird I've been chasing for about two years.  

In a club drinking away phone was about to die when I got a call out of the blue.

Met up, drank sambuca tried to get a hotel at 4am and ended up back at hers.  Drank Martini  :? until 8am and had a brilliant time.    Beers
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« Reply #260 on: Monday, December 19, 2005, 00:58:13 »

There was a bit of a kerfuffle in the pub tonight while they were doing a quiz, round in the pool bit where we were.  Fuck all happened but some glasses got smashed and someone had to be bundled out of the fire-exit, after which the lady doing the quiz said, "And now that the Christmas entertainment is finished in the pool room.......on with the quiz" Cheesy   Tickled me, although you probably had to be there.


On the down side, I'm off to Laaaaaandaaaaaan again tomorrow at 6am Sad   Fucking place.
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« Reply #261 on: Monday, December 19, 2005, 01:04:53 »

good - last day of college before christmas
bad - last day of college before christmas

tenner says i don't bother getting up in the morning.
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« Reply #262 on: Monday, December 19, 2005, 01:05:25 »

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I had a super-ace day today. Spent most of the afternoon in the pub. Won a bottle of vodka at the gluepot christmas raffle, watched the first half of the chelsea arsenal game in the steam (might look up the final score in a min) then came back home for a big roast. Spent the rest of the evening playing champ manager on a laptop while watching tv infront of a nice fire while drinking red wine. Something I'm going to go back to now.


2-0 Chelsea

Wheres todays comic, I miss it  Sad


haha sorry, no comic today. or probably tomorrow. Planning on a big christmas special jobby though, probably.
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« Reply #263 on: Monday, December 19, 2005, 12:04:13 »

I hope so.....xmas speical. Beats watching the TV I expect
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« Reply #264 on: Monday, December 19, 2005, 20:03:04 »

today im sporting a nervous twitch in my left eye and im quite enjoying it.

I hope its not a sign of a stroke though.
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« Reply #265 on: Monday, December 19, 2005, 20:48:03 »

some cunt pocketed £4 i left on the pool table in the pub today. he didn't even do it subtlely then fobbed me off with some bollocks about me owing him a pint because he beat me at pool, despite the fact it was my mates he played.

 Crying  Crying
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« Reply #266 on: Monday, December 19, 2005, 20:53:29 »

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some cunt pocketed £4 i left on the pool table in the pub today. he didn't even do it subtlely then fobbed me off with some bollocks about me owing him a pint because he beat me at pool, despite the fact it was my mates he played.

 Crying  Crying


should have nutted him

Today I did my xmas shopping, picked up some DVDs bought them, got home and realised that one of the cases has had the living shit beaten out of its and its all broken....
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« Reply #267 on: Monday, December 19, 2005, 20:59:27 »

Some cunt asked me to sort him out with a beautifully designed CV, but didn't have the decency to say so much as thankyou in the thread asking him to check his email.

Fucking students  Cheesy
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« Reply #268 on: Monday, December 19, 2005, 21:00:08 »

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Some cunt asked me to sort him out with a beautifully designed CV, but didn't have the decency to say so much as thankyou in the thread asking him to check his email.

Fucking students  Cheesy



that's cos i fucking pm'ed you!

THANK YOU MR STONEY
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« Reply #269 on: Monday, December 19, 2005, 21:08:43 »

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Some cunt asked me to sort him out with a beautifully designed CV, but didn't have the decency to say so much as thankyou in the thread asking him to check his email.

Fucking students  Cheesy



that's cos i fucking pm'ed you!

THANK YOU MR STONEY


So you did, the amended version should be with you now..
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