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fatbury

« Reply #240 on: Friday, December 16, 2005, 08:38:53 »

I had a strange experience getting my ticket at CG yesterday .. when i walked in the ticket office .. there were like these groups of students with digital cameras looking around the car park taking photos .. one lent down a bit too near my car for my liking - thought he was trying to nick it ... had to pull open the ticket office door .. they promptly vanished ...
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Northern Red

« Reply #241 on: Friday, December 16, 2005, 08:47:36 »

Good - Last day of work today and Xmas party at 1pm  Beers

Bad - House sale not quite going to plan...
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« Reply #242 on: Friday, December 16, 2005, 11:59:58 »

Arrrrrooooo gaaaaahhhhh! Morning all!

Today is going to be a good day. Off to Pizza Hut to stuff my face soon, then some all day drinking to see me through to the Rachel Stevens thing at my union. I better not get too drunk though, I might accidentaly cream my boxers if I look at her through my trusty pair of beer goggles.

My liver is also certain to fail, because I'm having my 21st birthday celebration with my housemates tomorrow. Talks of messy pints being bought for me is daunting.

With that my friends, I will end this post.
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« Reply #243 on: Friday, December 16, 2005, 12:12:11 »

Sonic you are my fucking hero, a 360 is quite a feat!  You will have to give me some advanced driving tips next time I see you!   Cheesy

Good:  I'm getting cunted today.

Bad:  I've lost my fucking house keys.
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McLovin

« Reply #244 on: Friday, December 16, 2005, 12:13:58 »

Is getting cunted anything like getting twatted?
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flammableBen

« Reply #245 on: Friday, December 16, 2005, 12:14:16 »

Good: Another easy chilled I'm not gonna do a lot day for me

Bad: Being the nice lad I am I told my mum that I'd clean up the house a bit.
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« Reply #246 on: Friday, December 16, 2005, 12:33:06 »

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Is getting cunted anything like getting twatted?


I believe so yes, although I prefer the term munted. Best used to describe me on tues with 25 shots of vodka, some beer and some brandy in my belly  :disapprove:
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« Reply #247 on: Friday, December 16, 2005, 12:36:17 »

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good - i've probably convinced three people to come to the game on saturday out of two hours worth of handing out leaflets.

bad - i ran a red light on the way to swindon, nearly took my bumper off in the car park near the wyvern theatre and nearly totalled my car after doing a 360 spin on the dual carriageway just before the police station. fun.


And to think you criticised my driving last week!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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McLovin

« Reply #248 on: Friday, December 16, 2005, 12:39:33 »

The roads in Swindon seem quite greasy at the moment, i love it.  My Colin McRae impression in Cheney Manor Industrial Estate is great/dangerous.
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« Reply #249 on: Friday, December 16, 2005, 13:13:30 »

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Quote from: "Dave Blackcurrant"
Is getting cunted anything like getting twatted?


I believe so yes, although I prefer the term munted. Best used to describe me on tues with 25 shots of vodka, some beer and some brandy in my belly  :disapprove:

Indeed it is.

Good: My dad's ace, just opened my drawer and found my skunk stash and 24 condoms....  He just smiled, ledge.

Bad: My dad's embarrassing, kept talking about pollution very loudly!

Cheesy
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Sussex

« Reply #250 on: Sunday, December 18, 2005, 20:43:38 »

Everyone seems very angry tonight  :|

And I forgot to sort out Sonics CV.

(will do it this week chap)
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DMR

« Reply #251 on: Sunday, December 18, 2005, 20:48:33 »

I'm relatively cheerful.
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« Reply #252 on: Sunday, December 18, 2005, 22:10:02 »

Im happy I just told a customer where to go Cool
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« Reply #253 on: Sunday, December 18, 2005, 22:10:58 »

where did you tell them to go? bognor regis?
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« Reply #254 on: Sunday, December 18, 2005, 22:14:40 »

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Im happy I just told a customer where to go Cool


Good work, I envisage a plane crash shortly  Cheesy
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