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Asher

« on: Friday, November 4, 2005, 08:59:04 »

My bloody cat! Went to bed about 10 am and all I could hear was meow, Tried to grab him out fom under my bed, but no he was too clever for that.  So I decided to get into bed tirn off my light and sure and behold he came on my bed after about five minutes (that sounds dodgy) curled up next to me purring!  That was it I grabed him and threw him out of the room shut the door.

Got back into bed and went to sleep, with 10 minutes I heard meow again tuned over to see that blooming cat staring at me.  This carried on all night and by 6am I decided I wouldnt get any sleep so got up and watched sky sports news, tonight I am gonna kill my cat.

Factbury any ideas how I can do this?
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STFC Village

« Reply #1 on: Friday, November 4, 2005, 09:01:24 »

You lazy bugger, should be up by 10am anyway!
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« Reply #2 on: Friday, November 4, 2005, 09:02:41 »

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You lazy bugger, should be up by 10am anyway!


and he had stayed in bed until 6am too.

some people have it too easy
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fatbury

« Reply #3 on: Friday, November 4, 2005, 09:02:45 »

Why you asking me???



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But I can recommend sticking him in a boiling pot and serving up a lovely CAT au vin for dinner tonite
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McLovin

« Reply #4 on: Friday, November 4, 2005, 09:06:27 »

Put it in a bag filled with rocks and throw it in Peatmoor lake.
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Asher

« Reply #5 on: Friday, November 4, 2005, 09:14:09 »

I meant 10pm!!! Im not lazy far from it, honest

QUALITY IDEA DAVE, WILL i GET ARRESTED THO?
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McLovin

« Reply #6 on: Friday, November 4, 2005, 09:15:24 »

Not if they don't find it.

And take his collar off first, just in case.
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« Reply #7 on: Friday, November 4, 2005, 10:09:25 »

Just let him sleep on your bed and get some kip on the sofa.

Thats what i do.
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Asher

« Reply #8 on: Friday, November 4, 2005, 10:12:21 »

Give up my bed for a cat?
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« Reply #9 on: Friday, November 4, 2005, 10:13:28 »

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Give up my bed for a cat?


 Cheesy Yes
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Asher

« Reply #10 on: Friday, November 4, 2005, 10:16:42 »

Fuck that hes out
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« Reply #11 on: Friday, November 4, 2005, 12:32:53 »

Most pussy you've ever had in your bed Ash  
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« Reply #12 on: Friday, November 4, 2005, 12:36:52 »

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Most pussy you've ever had in your bed Ash  


I knew someone would post that  
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fatbury

« Reply #13 on: Friday, November 4, 2005, 12:44:16 »

so why didnt you?  
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McLovin

« Reply #14 on: Friday, November 4, 2005, 14:10:39 »

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Fuck that hes out


That's the right decision, Ash.  You're the man of the house, make it sleep in the spare room. Wink
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