how long would it take to drive...

[Ralphy]

Could be worse, he could drive a Focus ST170

[sonicyouth]

or an M reg clio 1.2 :?

[DiV]

or he could be banned from driving  :roll:

[Bob's Orange]

Could be worse, he could drive a Focus ST170

Only a total buffoon would own one of them!  :roll:  

[Reeves for King]

I have an interesting story about me and people form Yorkshire.

Well it's not that interesting.

Anyway, about two weeks ago I was out in Marlborough in a chippy and there were these blokes from Sheffield and somewhere alse in Yorkshire there. As I can do accents I was talking to them in a Yorkshire accent. I told them I was a Rotherham fan and I made up a load of shite about Rotherham's plight and they were well interested. It was 3 o'clock and I think I'd had too much to drink.

I also talked about Sheffield Utd.

As I said, not that interesting.

I think it was a Saturday.

[DMR]

that was thursday wasn't it

[Ralphy]

I can do accents too (badly i might add)

I once convinced the barmaid at my local who was from South Africa that i was Australian  

[DiV]

This could turn into a "Whacky Races" style competition!
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Why didnt you stop and set up a trap Ralphy, you were so far infront.....

[Ralphy]

I should have shouldn't i  

Me and Ash had a 'warm northern welcome' when we arrived. We could see the stadium so turned down the nearest side street heading in it's direction. Turned out to be a dead end, run down, terraced housing estate with lots of kids stood around looking at us and my car's alloy wheels  :shock:  

I promptly turned around and got out quick!!