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red macca

« on: Sunday, October 23, 2005, 14:30:06 »

i had what i call a sexy dream about a girl i know,her boyfreind found out and wants to know what the fuck im doing dreaming about his bird,,,we had words and i explained i will never dream again :roll:  :?
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DMR

« Reply #1 on: Sunday, October 23, 2005, 14:32:01 »

how the fuck did he find out
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red macca

« Reply #2 on: Sunday, October 23, 2005, 14:34:50 »

Quote from: "dave_m_russell"
how the fuck did he find out
Soapy Tit Wank  Soapy Tit Wank i did tell his missus but it was in good jest...
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DMR

« Reply #3 on: Sunday, October 23, 2005, 14:42:41 »

you moron  Cool
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red macca

« Reply #4 on: Sunday, October 23, 2005, 14:51:32 »

i didnt think she was that stupid to tell him bloody women
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« Reply #5 on: Sunday, October 23, 2005, 17:52:04 »

Never pay a woman a compliment young man, they will take offence. You cannot win as a man, accept it.

Say you had a nightmare about her and woke up in a cold sweat  Smiley
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« Reply #6 on: Sunday, October 23, 2005, 17:53:50 »

I had a dream that I was comparing my tache with Kinky Toms  Cool

Thats twice ive dreamt of Tom now.
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« Reply #7 on: Sunday, October 23, 2005, 17:56:37 »

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I had a dream that I was comparing my tackle with Kinky Toms  Cool
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 Were you wearing women's clothes at the time?
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« Reply #8 on: Sunday, October 23, 2005, 17:58:01 »

I had a dream about cleaning my teeth the other night. My toothbrush was snapped for some reason.

Dreams are aceio although I hardly have any I can remember. My most memorable one was when I was ordered to see our Prime Minister as he wanted me to catch Osama Bin Laden. The PM was Russ Abbott!
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we've been to Aberdeen, we hate the Hibs, they make us spew up, so make some noise,
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« Reply #9 on: Sunday, October 23, 2005, 18:01:39 »

when I dream, it always results in me being desperate for a whazz, the other night I was stuck in the club shop. Then I wake up and in reality need a whazz, have one and go back to sleep....weird
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« Reply #10 on: Sunday, October 23, 2005, 18:04:28 »

Maybe it is because the club shop is a load of piss.
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we've been to Aberdeen, we hate the Hibs, they make us spew up, so make some noise,
the gorgie boys, for Hearts in Europe.
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« Reply #11 on: Sunday, October 23, 2005, 21:03:42 »

serves you right for being stupid enough to tell her.
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« Reply #12 on: Sunday, October 23, 2005, 21:04:26 »

i must admit it was a bit daft wasn't it Deano?
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« Reply #13 on: Sunday, October 23, 2005, 21:12:17 »

Hey I had a wet dream about you last night...

Not clever
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Spencer_White

« Reply #14 on: Sunday, October 23, 2005, 21:26:52 »

You still get them wet ones. We dont.
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