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« Reply #30 on: Wednesday, September 21, 2005, 18:20:30 » |
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I'm even crap at being crap.
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Reg Smeeton
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« Reply #31 on: Wednesday, September 21, 2005, 18:21:57 » |
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I'm even crap at being crap. I wouldn't go as far as to say that SY :twisted: |
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« Reply #32 on: Wednesday, September 21, 2005, 18:43:28 » |
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i'm crap with money, and my willpower is crap too.
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Fuck you Leggett, fuck you.
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« Reply #33 on: Wednesday, September 21, 2005, 18:47:32 » |
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This thread was supposed to make me feel better! I'm crap at drawing, with money, being responsible, being calm under pressure, pool and condom disposal. Fuck me people!!
My problem with pulling is I don't have the guts. So invariably what has happened a number of times is a girl will come and dance next to me with the mates I'm with, and they'll egg me on, and I'll just look away. This is when pissed, and being drunk gives me the balls to do anything - even jump off a two-storey roof - but not talk to a girl I don't know. I need Sussex's advice - I wanna pull a bird who earns 100K a year and plays dirty!
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« Reply #34 on: Wednesday, September 21, 2005, 18:52:45 » |
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This thread was supposed to make me feel better! I'm crap at drawing, with money, being responsible, being calm under pressure, pool and condom disposal. Fuck me people!!
My problem with pulling is I don't have the guts. So invariably what has happened a number of times is a girl will come and dance next to me with the mates I'm with, and they'll egg me on, and I'll just look away. This is when pissed, and being drunk gives me the balls to do anything - even jump off a two-storey roof - but not talk to a girl I don't know. I need Sussex's advice - I wanna pull a bird who earns 100K a year and plays dirty! Its the looking away bit that's letting you down....eye contact is key....look them in the eye with an I'd like to fuck you look and you can't go far wrong. |
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« Reply #35 on: Wednesday, September 21, 2005, 19:12:55 » |
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I'm shit at cricket, but still play and I am also shit at thinking of something else I am really shit at.
I know, I am shit at seeing family - I just can't be fucked
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« Reply #36 on: Wednesday, September 21, 2005, 19:32:42 » |
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Same as bo, I'm crap at keeping it touch with family. An alcoholic mother in Wales I can't be arsed with, two sisters who live 5 minutes drive away I haven't seen for about a month. It's only my Dad in Chippenham I really visit, and that's only because it's handy due to Swindon games. I'm also crap at saying no. Read into that what you will :roll: Walrus, the pulling thing: This is only from past experiences and I'm sure many will disagree, but the earlier you start drinking - the rougher the bird you'll end up with at the end of the night. Standards dropping through alcohol intake etc... I've only managed this a couple of times, but don't have a drink until as late as possible - 9.30-10ish (hard I know!). This way the chicks are getting well on their way to pissedville, and by the time you've had a few (about an hour, going by the 20 minutes per pint rule) and are in that tipsy/more chatty state, they're generally more 'appreciative' to some random bloke offering to buy them another drink. Hey presto, a bit of chat and a half decent chick in the bag. Like I said though, looks easier on paper :?  |
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« Reply #37 on: Wednesday, September 21, 2005, 20:58:25 » |
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I'm also crap at saying no. Read into that what you will :roll:
How was the dogging then Sussex?  |
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« Reply #38 on: Thursday, September 22, 2005, 04:49:58 » |
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I'm shit at cricket, but still play and I am also shit at thinking of something else I am really shit at.
I know, I am shit at seeing family - I just can't be fucked Im shit at that aswell  |
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« Reply #39 on: Thursday, September 22, 2005, 08:48:01 » |
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I'm shit at doing stuff properly. For example currently I speak italian ok, a little bit of japanese and even smaller bit of Swedish. So instead of plodding on with Italian I got bored and started Japanese, then Swedishj. Now in truth I'm shit at all of them. Thank fuck for English!!
Also I can play "come as you are" and a couple of chords on my electric guitar, but nothing else. In short my attention span is fucking crap. I'm surprised I've managed to stay on this site for so long.
I'm with KinkyTom on the work thing, I just can't be arsed. I'd love a new better paid job, but I can't can't be arsed.
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« Reply #40 on: Thursday, September 22, 2005, 09:18:25 » |
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This thread was supposed to make me feel better! I'm crap at drawing, with money, being responsible, being calm under pressure, pool and condom disposal. Fuck me people!!
My problem with pulling is I don't have the guts. So invariably what has happened a number of times is a girl will come and dance next to me with the mates I'm with, and they'll egg me on, and I'll just look away. This is when pissed, and being drunk gives me the balls to do anything - even jump off a two-storey roof - but not talk to a girl I don't know. I need Sussex's advice - I wanna pull a bird who earns 100K a year and plays dirty! Its the looking away bit that's letting you down....eye contact is key....look them in the eye with an I'd like to fuck you look and you can't go far wrong.  Fantastic, an "I'd like to fuck you" look.... Sounds interesting!! Sussex - sounds like a plan, but then you're on a pullling nite not a piss-up night, which I find hard to resist! Plus I don't mind pulling a minger to start with, just gotta get the balls to do it!! |
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« Reply #41 on: Thursday, September 22, 2005, 11:51:00 » |
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I'm bloody awesome at football, had the game of my life sunday  I'm crap at just about everything else, esp. when it comes to the opposite sex  |
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« Reply #42 on: Thursday, September 22, 2005, 11:53:22 » |
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I'm crap at keeping in touch with people. My keyboard probably has more willpower than me too.
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« Reply #43 on: Thursday, September 22, 2005, 12:02:11 » |
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I'm crap at maths |
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« Reply #44 on: Thursday, September 22, 2005, 20:33:33 » |
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Im crap at craping! Im always constipated!
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